DCarr10760
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Wife cooks an awesome meal for 2 of oven-roasted rosemary and garlic chicken with fresh steamed green beans: $10
Husband goes to bar after work with his friends (3pm-9pm): $60
Drunken husband catches a cab home to Lair of Now Pissed off Wife: $10
Husband realizes he's going to get his ass kicked, so decides to run upstairs in a playful manner. (But doesn't realize his pants are down to his ankles, because he was planning to pee it seems.) Husband then eats shit and falls face first: Priceless....

If SWMBO called up to say she had made an "awesome meal for 2 of oven-roasted rosemary and garlic chicken with fresh steamed green beans" I would do two things...
1. Ask her where she buried the body of the real SWMBO!
2. Rush home to dinner, stopping only to buy some grass seed!
David C
I have a feeling it means Mixed Martial Arts... you pervette... although, very creative guesses!

I got a workout and a half last night. THANK SO MUCH FOR MENTIONING IT!!