MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Ha! Your pussy looks like a long-haired version of mine!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sorry, I couldn't resist. And mine's called Dominick, not Oliver..


YAY for Maine Coon Cats!!!

My real pussy ain't hairy :D Might as well share, we're all adults here ;)

Oh my stars ! *Just closes my eyes and gets my mental pictures all in order*:rotflmao:

I have to nominate Sheryl's diary as the #1 diary on the forum after todays additions :D


Sheryl , hope all is well on the home front with the sick lil kitty.
Great job as usual on your workouts & meals!
 
Sheryl,

I hope Runt is okay! It's hard to watch an animal suffer. It's real hard to watch a loved one in pain watching his pet suffer.

My Best to all of you!

David
 
Oh my stars ! *Just closes my eyes and gets my mental pictures all in order*:rotflmao:

I have to nominate Sheryl's diary as the #1 diary on the forum after todays additions :D


Sheryl , hope all is well on the home front with the sick lil kitty.
Great job as usual on your workouts & meals!

Well, Sheryl, you can thank me and Curvie Girlie for making your diary the #1 diary on the forum...lmbo. Ok, I guess you and Jenna and some other perverted mofos deserve some thanks as well....:rotflmao:

Now Paul has some new visual aids for when he rubs his "heel." :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Sorry to hear that Runt isn't any better. I can't believe no one can see her until Thursday! That sucks ass. Poor kitty! And poor Sean and Sheryl, too.:mad: :hug2: :hug2:

Keep kickin' ass on the food and exercise!:hug2: :hug2:
 
I'm so sorry about Runt. I really hope he gets better. Take it easy and get some rest tonight.

Amy
 
Hi Sheryl,
Hope things have gotten a bit better for Runt. That's so stupid that no one can see the poor thing until tomorrow. :mad: Hope it goes well, keep us posted. :hug2:
xoxo
 
awww...hows your kitty doing today?
Hope everything is good. Ok so where do you live....dont they have a 24 hour emergeny vet clinic?
You should check.

Rena
 
Sheryl,
some of the company you keep in this diary have lowered the tone EVEN MORE than I thought they could!!! You girls just keep stepping it up a notch each time...way ta go!!! I love a good chuckle.
I hope your Pussy Cat gets better soon.
On the run to get my feet sorted! Nice.
Oh and major headline. The absolutely beautiful hunk of muscle who takes the boxing class who I get visions of sinking my teeth into his perfectly toned butt every time i see him, IS SINGLE....he dumped / or was dumped by the Pump teacher.......Time for Sara to switch on her uber man magnet! He will be mine...what an incentive!
 
Hey Sheryl:hug2:

I hope Runt is feeling better. When my childhood kitty died the beginning of this year I cried for a few days. I hope the vet can help Runt feel better.:hug2:

How are you and Sean doing?

Sending Lots of Love your Way:hug2: :hug2:



Well, Sheryl, you can thank me and Curvie Girlie for making your diary the #1 diary on the forum...lmbo. Ok, I guess you and Jenna and some other perverted mofos deserve some thanks as well....:rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: When you think we can't get any worse... one of us just goes there!


Now Paul has some new visual aids for when he rubs his "heel." :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Has Paul found a Reflexologist yet? Or is he going for home treatment?
 
Hey everyone,

just wanted to thank you all for dropping in and leaving such sweet messages inregards to Runt. (And to you pervs who started the "other pussy" talk... you fuckers. hahaaa! I adore you, oh perverted ones.) Needless to say, things have been VERY hectic lately. As for the update on Runt, she's doing way better... thank goodness, and so is the husband. I've been running around town trying to find a vet, but it seemed a lot of people were just giving me the bullshit run around. (I worked in a vet's in Hawaii, so I'm not stupid.) I had two doctors quickly say, "Oh yah.. surgery's needed. We have a nice payment plan." Dumb asses. I had one asshole tell me that I can bring her in, but she'll have to be placed in overnight care, because "that's the only time we can actually test her." Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. One female doctor pissed me off so much for just being plain ass rude to my husband. All he said was, "I'm just curious if she has a UTI (urinary tract infection." The dumbass replies with, "Oh... well if you're the doctor, what's the sense in bringing it in here?" First off... her sarcasm was uncalled for and unprofessional. Two, that's my husband and you don't diss him infront of a mega-bitch. Three, she's not an "it." She's a cat, you pussy molestor. Needless to say, she got an earload. (I've been so busy and stressed on this end, so it was much needed bitching. haha!) So yah... we got kicked out. HA! However, before we did... Runt pissed all over the floor.. a pretty big puddle. HA! Since then, she's back to normal. Odd.... Anyways, I'll be MIA for the next few days, but once I get back I'll make sure to drop into your diaries. My apologies for being away. I'm hoping all of you are doing wonderful with becoming WLF Big Losers. :D Although, I'm stressing I'm still watching my food and working out like a mad bitch. Anywho... I'll post everyone soon enough. Love and hugs to you guys!

-Sheryl
 
All he said was, "I'm just curious if she has a UTI (urinary tract infection." The dumbass replies with, "Oh... well if you're the doctor, what's the sense in bringing it in here?" First off... her sarcasm was uncalled for and unprofessional. Two, that's my husband and you don't diss him infront of a mega-bitch. Three, she's not an "it." She's a cat, you pussy molestor. Needless to say, she got an earload. (I've been so busy and stressed on this end, so it was much needed bitching. haha!) So yah... we got kicked out. HA! However, before we did... Runt pissed all over the floor.. a pretty big puddle. HA!

First of all, that comment from her was unnecessary, and like you said, very unprofessional ! That would've pissed me off too, but I would never be able to tell her what I was thinking, haha. So GO YOU! woo! :) If you got kicked out, it must've been quite the "earload" haha, Im not sure Id want to know what you said to her.. but it could be interesting. :D

p.s- I am SO glad that your cat pissed on the floor.
That's what the bitch gets for calling Runt an "it." hah!

:hug2:
 
Hey everyone,

just wanted to thank you all for dropping in and leaving such sweet messages inregards to Runt. (And to you pervs who started the "other pussy" talk... you fuckers. hahaaa! I adore you, oh perverted ones.) Needless to say, things have been VERY hectic lately. As for the update on Runt, she's doing way better... thank goodness, and so is the husband. I've been running around town trying to find a vet, but it seemed a lot of people were just giving me the bullshit run around. (I worked in a vet's in Hawaii, so I'm not stupid.) I had two doctors quickly say, "Oh yah.. surgery's needed. We have a nice payment plan." Dumb asses. I had one asshole tell me that I can bring her in, but she'll have to be placed in overnight care, because "that's the only time we can actually test her." Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. One female doctor pissed me off so much for just being plain ass rude to my husband. All he said was, "I'm just curious if she has a UTI (urinary tract infection." The dumbass replies with, "Oh... well if you're the doctor, what's the sense in bringing it in here?" First off... her sarcasm was uncalled for and unprofessional. Two, that's my husband and you don't diss him infront of a mega-bitch. Three, she's not an "it." She's a cat, you pussy molestor. Needless to say, she got an earload. (I've been so busy and stressed on this end, so it was much needed bitching. haha!) So yah... we got kicked out. HA! However, before we did... Runt pissed all over the floor.. a pretty big puddle. HA! Since then, she's back to normal. Odd.... Anyways, I'll be MIA for the next few days, but once I get back I'll make sure to drop into your diaries. My apologies for being away. I'm hoping all of you are doing wonderful with becoming WLF Big Losers. :D Although, I'm stressing I'm still watching my food and working out like a mad bitch. Anywho... I'll post everyone soon enough. Love and hugs to you guys!

-Sheryl

Hey Shaz, I'm glad to hear Runt seems to be doing better. That has got to be a relief for everyone. Good for you for giving that bitchy vet an earful. And I laughed mbo when I read that Runt pissed all over the floor. That is fackin' hilarious! Go Runt! You're an awesome kitty cat!! Don't let that nasty vet call you an "it!!"

Well, you will be missed the next few days--but I salute you for keeping up your eating and exercising in spite of all the crap (and piss) you've had to deal with lately. You rule. And have you considered running for president?? You'd have my vote..lmbo!

And I'm glad we could give you a few laughs with our "other pussy" thread. I'm always happy to sink to new lows in order to amuse you! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Lookout now ! Looks like the new topic of choice might be piss! :D
Next time someone insults me , I might piss on their floor too! Although I might need someone to come bail me out of jail! Ha! Glad the lil pussy is feeling much better.

Hope you have a fantabulous weekend Sheryl!:hug2:
 
I am glad your kitty is doing better. I cannot imagine my kitty baby being sick. He is only five, but I am not sure how well I will handle his elder years. He is my kid (especially since I can't have real kids), and I love him and spoil him to pieces!

I am glad you are able to keep to your routines amidst the stress.
 
Hey MISS GB!
Glad the lil runt is doing better and yummers
to the mcmuffins I have totall y feel inlove with the
WW ones so good and such a variety of goodness you
can put on 1!Hope your weekend is less hectic,Tammy
 
Hey lovah! I've missed this diary. Nice to see it's gotten good and raunchy during my absence. Heehee.
I'm glad your kitty cat is doing better. Poor little thing. Kudos to her for pissing on that bitch's floor. You and your husband should have joined her.
 
Hey Sheryl:hug2:

I'm glad Runt is feeling better and that some of your bitchiness has rubbed off on her and she pissed all over that idiot's floor!!! Totally uncalled for!

I hope everything settles down for you soon ... your missed in the meantime. I've been MIA too... there really needs to be more than 24 hours in a day.

I'm not surprised that your diet and exercise are still awesome... because you are freakin awesome!!! You tearing up planet fitness yet?

Keep up the great work:hug2:
 
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