MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.



Oh bitch pleeeassseeee... I don't know if you're aware of it, but that ass pic looks like I'm trying to smuggle a set of midgets in my jeans, which I personally REALLY like. :rolleyes: HA!!!!

-Sheryl

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I just spit water all over the friggin place (not down my cleavage Kimberly)!

Gurl Midgets and all you're rocking those jeans!

However replace the word interesting....for...hmmmm....enticing

I think chef really wants to join BDJ in the Harem!

now were throwing midgets into the mix too

ooo weeee getting durty

Getting durty:confused: .... are you trying to say we havn't made it there yet... could we get much worse?
 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I just spit water all over the friggin place (not down my cleavage Kimberly)!

I don't spit it, I spill it..lol God, that sounded like something other than water!! Well, if you do get it down your cleavage--take a pic for our harem..lol

Gurl Midgets and all you're rocking those jeans!

No doubt!

I think chef really wants to join BDJ in the Harem!

Oh, he's already in! We need a Greek god.

Getting durty:confused: .... are you trying to say we havn't made it there yet... could we get much worse?

I don't know how we possibly could get any dirtier without posting nudie pics. What more does BDJ want? Doh, nudie pics, hello!:rotflmao:
 
Yeah, that might really get someone banned from the forum!

Bah.... oh no... that's not happening in my diary. Kimberly can keep that on her yahoo.... leave the MGB diary alone! Ha! Besides, no one would go that route anyways.... we haven't reached our goal size yet. hahaaa! jk

-Sheryl
 


Bah.... oh no... that's not happening in my diary. Kimberly can keep that on her yahoo.... leave the MGB diary alone! Ha! Besides, no one would go that route anyways.... we haven't reached our goal size yet. hahaaa! jk

-Sheryl

Kimberly may if BDJ or Chef a.k.a Greek God asked really nicely... but she would have to keep it to yahoo! HaHaHa J/K:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Kimberly may if BDJ or Chef a.k.a Greek God asked really nicely... but she would have to keep it to yahoo! HaHaHa J/K:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Good God no! I cannot stand the sight of myself clothed at the moment--much less nekkid!! :rotflmao: However, once I reach my goal weight--I might let them see me nekkid in person..lol but not going to post nudie photos anywhere--not even going to take nudie photos...lmbo
 
If you listen carefully, you can almost hear the foot-shuffling sounds of hundred of midgets lining up to wait their turn...:eek: :)

Sheryl, you look great in the jeans and nice new Avatar pic too!

BTW, what's an "Out of the Blue BBQ" ? :confused:

David C
 


Oh bitch pleeeassseeee... I don't know if you're aware of it, but that ass pic looks like I'm trying to smuggle a set of midgets in my jeans, which I personally REALLY like. :rolleyes: HA!!!!

-Sheryl

So how many midgets make a set? I think the guys are wanting to know but are too shy to ask! Can you hear them sawing their legs off to audition for the part?!!

I did my run and Im not dead...in fact I did 12km in 81 mins. Very proud of myself. It was certainly easier with less weight to carry!
 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: The poor midgets are being victimized to get into Sheryl's pants... .I mean once they get in there they are they lucky one's ... but they gotta saw off parts and fight to the death to get in.... well she does look damn FINE in them... I think its worth it:)

WTG Sara.... that's awesome!
 
In the land of giants....

We would be the midgets.


Yay for us and the jeans.

Soli
 
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midgets across the country have begun to protest the mistreatment that has been uncovered in NY on Saturday. Apparently a young, perverted women was seen smuggling some midgets, exact number unknown, inside her jeans. Details are sketchy but as soon as we have an update we will let you know.

Rena
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midgets across the country have begun to protest the mistreatment that has been uncovered in NY on Saturday. Apparently a young, perverted women was seen smuggling some midgets, exact number unknown, inside her jeans. Details are sketchy but as soon as we have an update we will let you know.

Rena

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That was great!!!
 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think we're supposed to be calling them Little People--just being pc here in case there are any little people on the forum...lol you know I hate to offend anyone...ha!
 
Why is it that every time I log onto this site, I cringe and fear what I might find in my journal? LMAO! Yup we're having way too much fun on this forum. We'll all eventually have to meet up down the road: a WLF Hotties and Hunks Gone Wild get together. hahaaaa!

So it's getting late here and I just got home a little while ago. I'm planning to go for a brisk walk early in the morning, but we'll just have to play that by ear since the BBQ went a bit longer than expected. So anyways... on with today's accomplishments.

Workout:

- P90 Sculpt 1-2 (30 min)
- Turbo Jam (20 min)
- Turbo Jam Cardio Party Mix #2 (43 min)

Meals:

Breakfast:
- 1/2c oatmeal with strawberries
- bowl of strawberries, figs, and kiwi with 1/2c 1% cottage cheese (380 cal)

Snack:
- whole wheat bagel with 2 tbs peanut butter with 1c 1% milk
-1 slice cantaloupe (600 cal)

Lunch:
- Turkey breast with lettuce, red onions, tomatoes, black beans and salsa wrapped in a sundried tomato light flatout wrap (btw, these wraps are AWESOME.. Yummm... and have 9 g of dietary fiber at only 90 calories each)
-3 slices of cantaloupe (310 cal)

Snack:
- 2 slices of cantaloupe and 1 large fig (90 cal)

Dinner: (BBQ at friend's house)
- 1 serving tortilla chips with 2 tb guacamole
- hamburger sandwhich with mustard, lettuce, tomato and side of cucumbers
- 3 thin slices of watermelon
- a delicious homemade cupcake with frosting, because my fat ass deserved it... (690 cal)

Total Calories: 2,052 (1990-2340)
President's Challenge Points Earned: 986
Notes: I didn't plan to go to this BBQ tonight and although some bastard brought half moon cookies to the party, I decided not to indulge. However, that cupcake was staring at me and screaming, "Don't frett, Sheryl... Chrissy (the cook/ baker/ my friend) is a neat freak... no crabs here.." I sat there and just enjoyed it with a content look on my face.

Oh Oh.. and another thing, they have a scale at their house and believe me, I hate using other people's scales. I asked her how accurate her scale was and she said "very" because her husband uses it for his marathon training. I hopped up and the scale said "180" exactly. Mind you, I weighed myself at 9pm after I ate dinner and had been drinking water all damn day. (13 cups of water today, because it was hot again.) I swear to freaking God... if I AM in the 170s, I'm going to cry. Reason being, while going to school, gaining weight was a complete blur. I remember being called "just too fat" by my doctor while standing on a scale that read 160 in 8th grade. The last time I was in high school (senior year), I was 198 lbs . So in other words, I have NEVER seen 170s on the scale before. Bah... maybe I'm overreacting. haha Oh well.. when the time comes, I'll let you all know. It's getting late here and I better head to bed. I promise to respond to everyone's posts tomorrow after working out. Sleep tight.... Night to my girls and my menz... lol

-Sheryl
 
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