MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[AmyRB]

You know what's amazing...? You decided to spam MY account as your first post! Lucky fucking me, right? Go horseback ride yourself.

-Sheryl

Hahahahaha!!

 

[Healthyhabit]

Hahaha spammers beware of this journal!

- Sunny

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Wow you're a great writer!! LOL!!!

I would dig through your profile/journal, but can I be lazy?: what's your profession?

Sorry about the bad dinner, but looks like your day wen good overall, have a great one today!!

 

[Fat Suit Going!]

Hey Sheryl,
Send some heat this way, believe it or not in Australia, even the sub tropics gets cold...Im wearing a fleece!
Has been great reading your diary and posts on other sites too!
You are going to be even more of a knock out than you are already by Christmas! So excited for you!
Ive decided to do another boot camp to keep me active, 6 weeks of 3 sessions a week. Starts on 3rd Sept...
Oh and I want to go to a water park...always fancied going but not game in my current body, but I will aim to go this summer! And thinking about it there are lots of things I would like to do in a slim body!
So there is a question for everyone...when we feel comfortable in our bodies...what would we really like to do?
Jenna and Kimberly...I'm expecting your usual imaginative responses (try and keep it clean with the midgets)...don't let me down!!!
Lots of love to you, a great inspiration and laughter creator!
...and love to Oscar too!

 

[hillbillylee1]

Hey girl just pop'd in to check on ya...... well honestly I was looking for menu ideas lol....... lucky you on the spammer..... I get them once in awhile; I just dont know how I made it before they advertised their miracle cure lol. I like I'll just stick to the eat less and move more diet.....................

 

[bikinibound]

And thinking about it there are lots of things I would like to do in a slim body!
So there is a question for everyone...when we feel comfortable in our bodies...what would we really like to do?
Jenna and Kimberly...I'm expecting your usual imaginative responses (try and keep it clean with the midgets)...don't let me down!!!
Lots of love to you, a great inspiration and laughter creator!
...and love to Oscar too!

Jeez--no pressure to be witty or anything...hmm. I think that instead of flirting online as though my life depended on it-I will do it in person...lmbo. Of course I'll be sitting at the bar in that bikini--no doubt. I think I'll amass a rather large collection of lingerie (wink to my harem). i also think I might try my hand at acting in local theater--if I can land a part...lol

 

[Boam46]

Hey Sheryl,
Oh and I want to go to a water park...always fancied going but not game in my current body, but I will aim to go this summer! And thinking about it there are lots of things I would like to do in a slim body!
So there is a question for everyone...when we feel comfortable in our bodies...what would we really like to do?
Jenna and Kimberly...I'm expecting your usual imaginative responses (try and keep it clean with the midgets)...don't let me down!!!
Lots of love to you, a great inspiration and laughter creator!
...and love to Oscar too!

LOL... Thanks for the pressure... I love being witty on demand

Damn... what am I gonna do when I am slim...

SHOPPING...SHOPPING...SHOPPING... get some lingerie!
Actually go out and flirt with guys to entertain my boyfriend HA!
O0ooo I've always wanted to try one of those pole dancing classes... anyone want to join me?!?
Wear a Bikini... go to amusement parks and fit on ALL of the Rides
Run a Marathon
Be the biggest tease that ever existed...
O0ooo and take all the buisness away from the fat old man lawyers I'm goign to flirt with to make my way to partner in a law firm!!!!

LOL the other night I had my boyfriend convinced I was goign to start dressing like a Hoe... I told him shorts up my ass and shirts that don't cover my boobs... it was freakin

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Original

Okay earlier today, I tried sending out replies to everyone's posts. It seems the site was having problems for a chunk of the day. Lucky me, every time it crashed, all of my replies would get erased! (It wasn't funny after the 3rd time) Bah.... so.... here we go a 4th time.

Hunny, you are nuttier than a damn snickers bar! A fan taped to your ass crack.., that is too f'n funny . Have a good night mami.

Nuttier than a snickers bar, eh? Well that's a first, honey. I've always heard, "crazier than a crackhead." I'll definitely take that as a compliment! hahaaaa!!! I hope things are getting better for you on your end, Mami. I'm going to drop in soon to leave something silly ass as usual.

Damn now you have that fan in your ass crack... that thing really gets around. Huh

You know... that visual is SOOOO not cool, if you really think about it. It kind of sounds like it's ummm errrr.... inserted, if you know what I mean. LOL And excuse me, but maybe back in the days when I was a sleazy whore my ass would get around (I soooo was not just fyi LOL)... oh wait, you meant the fan? OoOOooOOooooooh...

Crazy girl, crazy awesome workouts. You are my hero!

Awww thanks, girl. I need to get my ass in gear if I'm expected to dance for Jeremy after he loses 30 lbs. LOL!! (For all those interested... JeremyRice and I have a challenge going on: ultimate dance off! It's listed in his journey for those nosey enough. hahaa! He's a great guy, so drop him a line and cheer his silly ass on.)

I totally agree. I've been laughing my belly off for the last five minutes! And what really cracks me up is that you always make sure that we know it's an oscillating fan. Oh God....I can barely type, I'm laughing so damn hard!

I felt the need to emphasize my fan being an oscillating one for a couple of reasons:

1. the word "oscillating" is just so much fun to say hahaa
2. I live in freaking Binghamton, NY! It's not Rodeo Drive! So an oscillating fan in Binghamton is like having rolling AC. LMAO Ghetto girl AC. Most use makeshift paper fans while sitting on their porch. lol

Thanks Sheryl! Love the costume. You betta take pics!

Okay now are we talking about Halloween '08 or the Dropkick Murphs/ Tossers concert? LOL Either way, I'm down. For the concert this weekend, I've decided to get all rockabilly pinup girl as an ode to my baby sister. She wants so badly to see them live, so I thought I'd rub it in her face. hahaaa! They (people back in Hawaii, except my family) call her "the skinny version of Sheryl." (they= motherfuckers) I'll attach a pic of her. She's the cutest freaking Asian pinup girl ever.

Sheryl--I love it! GI Joe and the Baroness!!!

You're doing an amazing job with your food and points and workouts! Hope your day is not as muggy today! I feel for ya girl!

Yah.. the Baroness and GI Joe. Holy kinky role playing, batman! Ha! jk And thanks a lot for being so supportive, Beth. You're such a doll.

Hey you
Thanks for writing in my journal... wasn't very present until recently .... kind of been down ..but bouncing back up ...
So you have a fan ...up your ass crack .. interesting ...lol


keep it up..I just hope this time .. I keep it up ..lmao

always
natalie jo

Isn't it funny how some people just walk into the conversation at the wrong time? LOL And yes, NJ... I have a fan in my ass.. because I'm a big fan of backdoor... oops, I mean indoor cooling. As for yourself.. no more "hoping," girl. Just get out there and do it. Welcome back to the group, girly.

-Sheryl

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Sheryl, please do us all a favor. Take a pic of the oscillating fan in your ass crack, and post it for us. Please!

Man, it only took me 15minutes to type that b/c I was couldn't stop laughing. Oscillating fan...ass crack....

You know, Kimberly, if I did that... do you know how many pervs would come out of the woodwork? Too many. Ha! HOWEVER, I do have something in mind, so keep an eye out.

ur doing well wish i was ?!?!

Hola, cessy. I've read a couple of your posts to a few others at the site and you really need to stop being so damn negative. I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but my father said it best, "Stop being a whiney bitch and get off your ass and do something about it." Nuff said.

I'd really like to see a pic with one in your cleavage and one in your asscrack... that would be quite an accomplishment!

Ummm duh, Jenna.... I only have ONE oscillating fan! Sheesh......

Would love to see photo of the fan and quite how you attach it, there can't be much to wedge it in these days or do you get the midgets to hold it?!
Don't forget to tell the midgets with fan to get off at the weigh ins, we wouldn't want them add extra weight!!!!
Sara

Oh dear God.... it's too late. It seems the corruption has alreay spread. Damn Jenna and Kimberly. By the way, I only weigh in while wearing workout clothes, silly. My midgets are sewn into my jeans. Sheesh.... get with it, Sara.

I have got to figure out how one does that.....

You know, I would show you, but I like you too much, honey. hahaaaaa!!!

LOL I got one of those recently too!!! Doesn't it make you feel special Problem is they chose the wrong Biznatch to horseback ride with this time!!!

LMAO!!! OMG that made me crack up at my comp when I read that!!! Damn, I love yas.

Maybe you should loosen your corset! Ah do declah, I feah Ah may faint!

Sheryl, like Jenna, you fackin' kick ass even on your "bad" days. WTG my little pervy goddess!

Oh yah... I wear corsets at baseball games, Kimberly. I don't know about you, but when I sit and watch a game, I actually like seeing people... I wasn't in the mood to be able to kiss and talk to my own boobs.

Sheryl! You are my kind of girlfriend...you crack me up! You are doing so well despite the heat! TGFO (thank god for oscar) And such good food too! (not counting the shit-zel...I have had one of those stale ones too..ewww) But for all of your hard work and effort and attitude, I commend ya!!!!!

hahaaaa!!! TGFO! Now that was good!!!

I hope you had a great rest , thanx for dropping by and your concern - Im in a slump I will get outta it - I just think im a little scared and vulnerable right now

Oh how was the game ???

Nah, I understand, honey... I'm just hoping you'll get over being scared. You're a wonderful mom and those two little girls are lucky. I'd like to say don't overwork yourself, but damn... you're Cerella and that's all you. haha

As for the game, ummmm.... I just remember men in baseball uniforms with nice asses. I'm so horrible, because I was perving on one of the players who was in the dugout during his team's up at bat and he kept bending over while looking around. (I think he was just doing it to get attention from pervs like myself.. which he achieved with flying colours.) He kept smiling over and I gave him a bit of "Sheryl sign language." I mouthed the words, "I just wanna slap that ass!" and did the kiss my hand and give an imaginary ass swat hand motion. My girlfriend nearly spat her beer all over the place, because the guy started busting ass laughing. I love baseball. Go team! Get a touchdown! WOOOOT!!!

Wow you're a great writer!! LOL!!!

I would dig through your profile/journal, but can I be lazy?: what's your profession?

Hahaaa... why thanks, CG. I'm very expressive to say the least. As for my profession, I'm a cop's gorgeous wife. hahaaa! Actually, I'm trying to get back to school to get my Masters, eventual PhD in Psychology. If anything, I'm a professional smartass.

So there is a question for everyone...when we feel comfortable in our bodies...what would we really like to do?

Well, you keep yourself warm down there. (Hmm.. that didn't sound all too good. LOL) Hmmm... what would I really like to do once I get to my goal weight? Well, my main purpose for wanting to lose weight is so that I can start a family. I don't want to have my child undergo complications due to me being overweight. Another thing, is possibly attending my high school reunion and getting back at all those bastards who used to pick on me for being "the fat sister of the hot girl." (My older sister and I are 2 years apart. I was a freshman and she was a Junior. I always heard, "Awww you're sister's so hot. What happened to you?") I doubt anyone will remember me, so I'll just be sneaky and slip all of those "bastards" some mineral oil in their food when they aren't paying attention.

Hey girl just pop'd in to check on ya...... well honestly I was looking for menu ideas lol.......

Awww.. sorry, hun. I let you down. hahaaa I definitely need to start making newer dishes, because I'm a woman of variety. I tend to get bored easily. Surprising, no? hahaaa

-Sheryl[/COLOR]

 

[Blancita]

LMAO about the spammer. I was just chuckling when I went to give it a negative rep and noticed his rep was already in the red. Like not only are we fat, but we dumb too apparently..so let's all immediately run to that metabolize website! Luckily spammers seem to be few and far between around here.

Boam, that kittie kat is so sweet .

Sheryl, forgive me for not recalling, but no a/c?? Fans only? You old skool mama!

 

[Blancita]

What's more interesting, watching some ball get wacked around or some sexy male ass in tight pants?? Most times a man in tight pants would not be that attractive..I like the baggy look but that is hot while playing BB.

So are you Hawaiian? How far are you from NYC?

 

[niapage]

HAHAH I love baseball to and football "down"set"hike"
it's like can you do the down part over again and again please!
Hope you have a nice weekend Tammy

 

[Boam46]

]

You know, Kimberly, if I did that... do you know how many pervs would come out of the woodwork? Too many. Ha! HOWEVER, I do have something in mind, so keep an eye out.

Did it every occur to you that Kimberly wants you to bring all the pervs out

Hola, cessy. I've read a couple of your posts to a few others at the site and you really need to stop being so damn negative. I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but my father said it best, "Stop being a whiney bitch and get off your ass and do something about it." Nuff said.

Not being a bitch.... telling the truth... i've seen some of her posts too=0) Some times tough love is the only necessary love


Ummm duh, Jenna.... I only have ONE oscillating fan! Sheesh......
Sorry... I thought you had one for the midgets and one for your girls


Oh dear God.... it's too late. It seems the corruption has alreay spread. Damn Jenna and Kimberly. By the way, I only weigh in while wearing workout clothes, silly. My midgets are sewn into my jeans. Sheesh.... get with it, Sara.


Do you have a new set of midgets for each pair of jeans... if so how much does it pay an hour? Yes, yes the corruption has spread like wildfire... I think the three of us should be quite proud

Oh yah... I wear corsets at baseball games, Kimberly. I don't know about you, but when I sit and watch a game, I actually like seeing people... I wasn't in the mood to be able to kiss and talk to my own boobs.

Well... i think you like seeing the tight asses of the baseball players in their wonderfully designed uniform pants... either a woman or a gay man designed those!!! and boy do they make bootays look yummily LOL

As for the game, ummmm.... I just remember men in baseball uniforms with nice asses. I'm so horrible, because I was perving on one of the players who was in the dugout during his team's up at bat and he kept bending over while looking around. (I think he was just doing it to get attention from pervs like myself.. which he achieved with flying colours.) He kept smiling over and I gave him a bit of "Sheryl sign language." I mouthed the words, "I just wanna slap that ass!" and did the kiss my hand and give an imaginary ass swat hand motion. My girlfriend nearly spat her beer all over the place, because the guy started busting ass laughing. I love baseball. Go team! Get a touchdown! WOOOOT!!!


you are too freakin funny... he probably would have freaked if you were wearing that damn corset of yours!

Hahaaa... why thanks, CG. I'm very expressive to say the least. As for my profession, I'm a cop's gorgeous wife. hahaaa! Actually, I'm trying to get back to school to get my Masters, eventual PhD in Psychology. If anything, I'm a professional smartass.

You forgot perv, corrupter, and of course, last but not least........ Midget Wrangler and employer

Well, you keep yourself warm down there. (Hmm.. that didn't sound all too good. LOL) Hmmm... what would I really like to do once I get to my goal weight? Well, my main purpose for wanting to lose weight is so that I can start a family. I don't want to have my child undergo complications due to me being overweight. Another thing, is possibly attending my high school reunion and getting back at all those bastards who used to pick on me for being "the fat sister of the hot girl." (My older sister and I are 2 years apart. I was a freshman and she was a Junior. I always heard, "Awww you're sister's so hot. What happened to you?") I doubt anyone will remember me, so I'll just be sneaky and slip all of those "bastards" some mineral oil in their food when they aren't paying attention.

You mentioned one important one I left off my list... I want to have a family some day and be a healthy mom for pregnancy and my children's lives. I can't be a good healthy role model anywher near my weight now=0)


Awww.. sorry, hun. I let you down. hahaaa I definitely need to start making newer dishes, because I'm a woman of variety. I tend to get bored easily. Surprising, no? hahaaa

Your menus look freakin awesome everyday... at least a few times a week I leave here jonsing for something... damn its like your my crack dealer!!!

[/COLOR]

Okay earlier today, I tried sending out replies to everyone's posts. It seems the site was having problems for a chunk of the day. Lucky me, every time it crashed, all of my replies would get erased! (It wasn't funny after the 3rd time) Bah.... so.... here we go a 4th time.

This site was giving me soo much damn trouble today...it did the same thing... so damn frustrating... I started yelling at my computer and the sit... it was abotu as effective and the threats and coersion I use on my body to lose weight LOL

Nuttier than a snickers bar, eh? Well that's a first, honey. I've always heard, "crazier than a crackhead." I'll definitely take that as a compliment! hahaaaa!!!

Damn... you're movin gup in the world... but umm... like 2 seconds ago I said you were like my crack dealer...

You know... that visual is SOOOO not cool, if you really think about it. It kind of sounds like it's ummm errrr.... inserted, if you know what I mean. LOL And excuse me, but maybe back in the days when I was a sleazy whore my ass would get around (I soooo was not just fyi LOL)... oh wait, you meant the fan? OoOOooOOooooooh...

Yea... I wasn't talking bout your ass getting round I was talking about your buddy Oscar... but damn... thanks for sharing sleazy whore?!? days before Sean?


I felt the need to emphasize my fan being an oscillating one for a couple of reasons:

1. the word "oscillating" is just so much fun to say hahaa
2. I live in freaking Binghamton, NY! It's not Rodeo Drive! So an oscillating fan in Binghamton is like having rolling AC. LMAO Ghetto girl AC. Most use makeshift paper fans while sitting on their porch. lol

Damn you gotta take some of the ghetto outta binghamton... on sale you can find some cheap ass air conditioners...not to mention the break it would give your ass and your midgets


Okay now are we talking about Halloween '08 or the Dropkick Murphs/ Tossers concert? LOL Either way, I'm down. For the concert this weekend, I've decided to get all rockabilly pinup girl as an ode to my baby sister. She wants so badly to see them live, so I thought I'd rub it in her face. hahaaa! They (people back in Hawaii, except my family) call her "the skinny version of Sheryl." (they= motherfuckers) I'll attach a pic of her. She's the cutest freaking Asian pinup girl ever.

I used to hear your brothers are soo gorgeous... and you have a pretty face... DAMN!!! did i freakin hate that!


Isn't it funny how some people just walk into the conversation at the wrong time? LOL And yes, NJ... I have a fan in my ass.. because I'm a big fan of backdoor... oops, I mean indoor cooling. As for yourself.. no more "hoping," girl. Just get out there and do it. =0) Welcome back to the group, girly.

Damn... the things poeple must think when they stumble upon one of our diaries... we are some crazy ass Bitches...but you gotta love us for all of our laughs and craziness!

Lots of Love to ya girl... you crack me up everyday... and so inspire!!


P.S. Sorry for the long ass post... but there was just soo much to say

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Okay okay okay.. it's accomplishments times! No funny intro, because I spent way too much time trying to repost things today. LOL

Workout:
- Power 90 Sweat 1-2 (36 min)
- Ab Ripper 100 (4.5 min)
- Winsor Pilates Advanced Abs (23 min)
- Turbo Jam Cardio Party#2 (43 min)
- Horseback Riding: Ye-fackin'-Haw! (75 min)

Meals:

Breakfast:
-poached egg
- oatmeal with halved strawberries
- bowl of sliced bananas and peach (430 cal)

Snack:
- whole wheat bagel with 1 tb peanut butter
- sliced nectarine with 1c 1% milk (540 cal)

Lunch:
- turkey and roast beef with veggies (lettuce, red onions, Goya black beans) and salsa wrapped in a sundried tomato and basil Flatout Wrap (flat bread)
-1 c 1% milk
(405 cal)

Dinner:
- peach
- 7 Layer Burrito- Fresco Style (Made sure to check my list of items that I can order at Taco Bell.. also, I didn't have time to get home to cook, so I had to pick something up.)
- a medium diet pepsi (no matter carbonated drinks for the time being... I rarely drink the stuff.) (450 cal)

Snack while I type:
- medium peach (40 cal)

Total Calories: 1,860 calories (1990-2340)
President's Challenge Points Earned: 1,228 pts
Notes: I finally heard back from Rena aka Ummhusayn, so I'm happy. I didn't feel like eating all too much today, which is odd, because this bitch loves her food. I guess it was just one of those days when you don't feel like it. Then again, it could be as a result from "horseback riding" for an hour and a half (and the hour pass out phase after). hahaaaaa! I swear, I need to buy myself some spurs. Also, I'm sooo excited. Tomorrow after work, Sean's taking me to PlanetFitness to set me up with a membership! YAH!!!! Good night everyone.

-Sheryl

 

[Boam46]

Notes: I finally heard back from Rena aka Ummhusayn, so I'm happy. I didn't feel like eating all too much today, which is odd, because this bitch loves her food. I guess it was just one of those days when you don't feel like it. Then again, it could be as a result from "horseback riding" for an hour and a half (and the hour pass out phase after). hahaaaaa! I swear, I need to buy myself some spurs. Also, I'm sooo excited. Tomorrow after work, Sean's taking me to PlanetFitness to set me up with a membership! YAH!!!! Good night everyone.

-Sheryl

It was sooo great to hear back from Rena... totally made me feel much better

Sheryl is gonna become a gym rat like me (still can't believe i'm considered that by someone LOL)! WTG... that's exciting!

As for your horsebackriding ... YeeHaw!!!! Can't ever go wrong there

Night

 

[AmbaLove]

What a sweet husband to get you a gym membership...now you can work out in the REAL A/C and your oscillating fan and midgits will have the house all to themselves awhile....

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Sheryl, forgive me for not recalling, but no a/c?? Fans only? You old skool mama!

hahaa... nah.. actually since I'm originally from Hawaii, I'm really not used to the weather here. Sure, Hawaii can get pretty hot, but there's a big difference betw/ Hawaii heat and East coast heat. Hawaii heat is usually humid, however the beauty of living out in an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean is tradewinds. God... I miss those so much. No matter how warm it gets, there's always a cool breeze. I used to live a bit inland (the valley- near the mountainside/ rainforest region) and at times my apartment would get super cold at night, but during the day time it was perfect. Damn I miss that apartment. Now, east coast heat in my opinion fackin' sucks! It's humid. The air is heavy. You just sweat uncontrollably and you've got to pull a "tape the oscillating fan to the ass crack deal."

Now as for ACs, those in Hawaii who have them are mainly the uppity rich. Honestly, there's no reason for it. If you have yourself an oscillating fan, then you're good to go. After NY started getting rather hot in the evening (end of July), I figured it would be just a waste to go out and buy an AC for the bedroom since the summer's about done. Once the winter's over, I'll be more than sure to pick myself up one before the summer returns. hahaaa

So are you Hawaiian? How far are you from NYC?

Hmmm.... yuppers, that I am. I'm actually really mixed (Hawaiian, Chinese, Filipino, Portuguese, Irish, French, Spanish, and Italian: as most people in Hawaii due to sugar cane/ pineapple economical history) and yes, I do speak the language as well. haha! Now as for NYC.. Hmm... I'm about 2.5 hours away. Girl, are you telling me you live in NYC? Sheesh... if that's the case, the next time I'm there, I'll drop by to say hello.

-Sheryl

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

This is inregards to Jenna replying back to all my quotes. Damn, biznatch! You type uber quick! LOL WOOOHHOOO to having Rena back. Oh and by the way, your list of things to do when you get to your goal weight was freaking hilarious. I was cracking up right before I said goodnight to you. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl

 

[Blancita]

Yup, we live close so let's hook up sometime! That is a BIG change from HI to upstate NY. You must get hubby to go be a cop in HI instead! How did you meet being so far away? Don't answer if I'm getting too personal. But that's really interesting about the history and mix (or language for that matter) of the people in HI. I really don't know much about it now that I think of it. Very interesting!

 

[Boam46]

This is inregards to Jenna replying back to all my quotes. Damn, biznatch! You type uber quick! LOL WOOOHHOOO to having Rena back. Oh and by the way, your list of things to do when you get to your goal weight was freaking hilarious. I was cracking up right before I said goodnight to you. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl

Lots and lots of forced practice... i don't even have to look at the keyboard or the screen anymore... I should try and figure out how many words a minute I type... its gotta be a plus for a resume.... right?

Yup, we live close so let's hook up sometime! That is a BIG change from HI to upstate NY. You must get hubby to go be a cop in HI instead! How did you meet being so far away? Don't answer if I'm getting too personal. But that's really interesting about the history and mix (or language for that matter) of the people in HI. I really don't know much about it now that I think of it. Very interesting!

Hey Blancita... If you don't mind me asking where in NYC are you from... I'm from the south shore of Long Island on the border of queens so I spent most of my teen years frolicking through the city Living in Boston for school for four years I cringe everytime I hear someone hear refer to Boston as the City

~Jenna