Journey, Not A Destination

Hell no!

I'm not letting her come toward me while facing me.... I'm not about to let her permanent strap-on touch me down there!
 
Go fly off to paradise already, will ya. Leave my ass back here in the freezing cold free from your perversion.
 
Oh crap... did you know they're going to have a NEW "American Gladiators???" I'm sooooo excited! hahaaa! Also....






I put an application in for you as a potential AG. Your nickname will be "Mankini Magnifico" and I've decided to be your pimp... oops, I mean manager.
 
Oh crap... did you know they're going to have a NEW "American Gladiators???" I'm sooooo excited! hahaaa! Also....
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I can't wait for it! I'm going to apply for that show some day. ;)

I hope it will be somewhat different than what it used to be. It will be a disappointment if its just a copy of the old show.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Oh crap... did you know they're going to have a NEW "American Gladiators???" I'm sooooo excited! hahaaa! Also....






I put an application in for you as a potential AG. Your nickname will be "Mankini Magnifico" and I've decided to be your pimp... oops, I mean manager.
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LMAO!!

a) that's fucking awesome that they are going to have a new AG.... i'll have to do a search for it on the web. where did you hear about it?

b) i couldn't be an AG b/c of my choice not to use steroids
 
Trevor M. said:
I can't wait for it! I'm going to apply for that show some day. ;)

I hope it will be somewhat different than what it used to be. It will be a disappointment if its just a copy of the old show.
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why, the old show was badass. i'm sure there will be some new stuff and a more modern look.... but i hope they retain the basic premise.
 
I just want to make it clear that I was a pervert long before I met Sheryl. :D

And since she's now Steve's pimp, I would like to reserve him and his mankini for Thursday pm. :sifone:
 
Steve said:
a) that's fucking awesome that they are going to have a new AG.... i'll have to do a search for it on the web. where did you hear about it?
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I was cooking when Sean yells, "OMG, Sheryl! Come here!" So I run into the living room and there's a commercial showing the premier of American Gladiators. I got all excited and started jumping around. hahaaaaa! I'll find out what station.. when, etc and report back to you.

b) i couldn't be an AG b/c of my choice not to use steroids
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You smart man you. Sean was joking with me and said, "Keep busting that ass off at the gym and you can try out to be a Female American Gladiator." I laughed and said, "Nope. No can do. I'm not an amazon and I lack that thing called balls." HAHAHAAA!

 
bikinibound said:
And since she's now Steve's pimp, I would like to reserve him and his mankini for Thursday pm. :sifone:
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Hmmmm... according to my appointment book here, that's a no go. Sorry, but The HBM Triple B (Handle Bar Moustached Biker Babes of Binghamton) have him booked as a judge for their Annual Moustache Competition.

-Manager, not Pimp.. Sheryl
 
I am pissing myself over here.....

Oh and Sheryl, I can't do that thing on Thursday night. Something else came up.... I'm doing this bondage seminar thingy in the city. I forgot to tell ya....

And where's my split from last weekends Fuck Festival 2007?

Don't make me shop managers!
 
Steve said:
I am pissing myself over here.....
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Hey now... golden showers was never in your contract. You're not getting paid extra for that, little mister!

Oh and Sheryl, I can't do that thing on Thursday night. Something else came up.... I'm doing this bondage seminar thingy in the city. I forgot to tell ya....
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I actually started laughing here, because I thought, "Oh shit... he's been checking out the whole S&M scene in Philly. That's hot." HA! There's a Nubian Dominatrix conference going on this week in Philly. hahaaaa!!

And where's my split from last weekends Fuck Festival 2007?
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Remember that hot dog I bought you the other day? Ummm yah... that was your payment.

Don't make me shop managers!
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Not possible whatsoever. I own your perky ass for the next 50 years of your life.
 
James said:
HOLY JESUS!!! YES!!!

I am SO going to try out!!!
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As stated in the rules and regulations of the American Gladiator™,

"Due to potential danger of being strangled to death, those wanting to audition must be completely shaven.... aka all hairy beasts must dance with a razorblade before entering the building."
 
Hmmm... if I were an AG.... my name would be.....



either "BeatDown" or "XieXie Bangkok"... oh wait, the last name's my porn star name.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Hey now... golden showers was never in your contract. You're not getting paid extra for that, little mister!
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It's a side, under-the-table gig I've got going on.... don't worry about it.

I actually started laughing here, because I thought, "Oh shit... he's been checking out the whole S&M scene in Philly. That's hot." HA! There's a Nubian Dominatrix conference going on this week in Philly. hahaaaa!!
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Hahahaha, what a coincidence.

No, instead I'll be attending a family Christmas party.

Remember that hot dog I bought you the other day? Ummm yah... that was your payment.
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Wow, that was a lot of work for a hot dog.

I still have friction burns.

Not possible whatsoever. I own your perky ass for the next 50 years of your life.
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Damn, I should have read that contract over better!!!!!
 
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