James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)
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care to translate that into english for us less cool folk? or are you talking in some secret guy code that women aren't privvy to?
damn boy, you're getting quite the reputation been here only abouta month and over 1000 points already you're special.. and not in the ride the short bus sort of way
been here only abouta month and over 1000 points already you're special.. and not in the ride the short bus sort of way 
James2
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Tighthead props are the front line in a rugby scrum (the big mass of humanity where they put the ball in play at). Typically, they are shorter and wider. They hold up their hooker, and then drive against the other side's loosehead prop. Locks shoulder into the props/hooker's ass, and drive. Typically, your locks are going to be the tallest / largest people on the field.
Basically, I was playing tighthead prop with guys 6-8 in shorter than me because I wasn't in the much better shape required to play lock. The guy that lock'd behind me was a bigass samoan that had calves the size of my thigh. I'd hit him as hard as I could, and I'd take him down, but it was like trying to budge a cruise ship with a tugboat.
The womens... they can't get enough
/me plays dumb girl for a moment
neat -and this is a sport that's played with little protection
I love rugby -it's such a take no prisoners sport
wow prostitution goes on in rugby
neat -and this is a sport that's played with little protection
Kinky
I love rugby -it's such a take no prisoners sport
bikinibound
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You both would probably like Aussie Rules Football then. It's similar to rugby and very rough--no protection.
...and they play in sleeveless shirts... yeah it's a fun sport
James2
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oooh man, the James has been in a bad way these past few days. My lovely roommate brought a nice flu back from her trip home, and now I have been sweating then freezing, and SUPER dizzy for the past few days.
Then last night, my friends (who I have done my kickball team multiple favors by showing up when needed on nights they were busy) needed someone to play for them. Well, I went and played, and ended up having my best kickball game of my life.
****** QUICK NOTE ******
For those that don't live on the east coast, there have been tons of these little kickball leagues that spring up, and that adults drag beer out to and play. It's a TON of fun, and it is something you can organize up and play with your friends that are too uncoordinated to even play slow pitch softball.
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Anyways, I ended up getting a home run that I was hauling some major ass to get, and ended up sliding in under the tag. Even though it was cool, I felt MISERABLE afterwards, and went and yarfed. Not exciting there.
I'm hoping to start back up my workouts that I've missed for the past two days, but we'll see how that goes.
Then last night, my friends (who I have done my kickball team multiple favors by showing up when needed on nights they were busy) needed someone to play for them. Well, I went and played, and ended up having my best kickball game of my life.
****** QUICK NOTE ******
For those that don't live on the east coast, there have been tons of these little kickball leagues that spring up, and that adults drag beer out to and play. It's a TON of fun, and it is something you can organize up and play with your friends that are too uncoordinated to even play slow pitch softball.
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Anyways, I ended up getting a home run that I was hauling some major ass to get, and ended up sliding in under the tag. Even though it was cool, I felt MISERABLE afterwards, and went and yarfed. Not exciting there.
I'm hoping to start back up my workouts that I've missed for the past two days, but we'll see how that goes.
bikinibound
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OMG!! Don't tell me you're a goddamn *uckeye!! Or an App St. fan..lmao. You just watch--we're gonna beat OSU and take the Big 10 Champ and then we're gonna win our Rose Bowl game. Just you wait and see. hehe
Are ya feeling even dirtier now???
No you're not sick - well not flu sick - it's dizziness and the sweats getting youo all hot and bothered over - ME!!! I knew it!! YIPPIE!!!
bikinibound
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Translation: Mal, I love your giant bosoms and want to bone you furtively until I cum and faint from ecstasy.
bikinibound
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I am an unusual Wolverine in that I actually like the Irish.
I cannot believe how badly they suck this year--but i've heard ole Charlie's doing some really good recruiting this year. Hopefully next year won't be such a disaster. Chris Perry was awesome, but I LOVE Mike Hart. That guy is something else. Why do you hate Mich so much? All kinds of great players have come out of Michigan. Like Tom Brady for instance, Braylon Edwards of recent times. Jim Harbaugh, Les Miles..hehe...I could go on. You can't hate us for being arrogant, b/c no team is more arrogant than ND--except for maybe this year's banquet of humble pie. Well, USC is pretty arrogant, too.
James2
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I got two younger sibblings that currently go to SoCal. It pains me in my soul. Damn hippies. My youngest sister is looking around for colleges now, and is looking at uMich, so I've been in ultra "no no no no no" mode.
Mike Hart is also a great running back. His QB is a nancy, though. I've never been a big fan of Henne.
And your translation is amazing.
Update: I am FINALLY over feeling sick. Back to the gym today for a new workout!!! I've found some interesting reads on a 5x5 for compounds workout, so I might give that a try today. We'll see how it goes.
As far as the 230g - 250g of protein a day that others have suggested, I am choking down all sorts of protein shakes and cracking cans of tuna in addition to my regular meals. I can't really judge its merrits for myself yet, cause i've been sick for the past couple of days, and my workout schedule has been disrupted, but I'm gonna continue the upped intake. If nothing else, it should help with the extra rebuilding needed from the added reps due to the creatine.
glad you're feeling better...
MsGhettoBooty
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Good Morning James,
I'm dropping in, because I'd like to put up a challenge... you and me... bed wrestling. Winner gets to spank the hell out of the other one's ass.
So.... which ass cheek do you want black... and which one will be blue? Hmmm? By the way, thanks for opening up a diary... now I can hop in here when the forum monkeys attack.
-Sheryl aka OmegaBootyTron (My Transformer name)
I'm dropping in, because I'd like to put up a challenge... you and me... bed wrestling. Winner gets to spank the hell out of the other one's ass.
So.... which ass cheek do you want black... and which one will be blue? Hmmm?
By the way, thanks for opening up a diary... now I can hop in here when the forum monkeys attack.-Sheryl aka OmegaBootyTron (My Transformer name)
MsGhettoBooty
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Hey if you're one of those guys who wear a matching head band with wrist bands while working out on those ghey ass "chick abductor machines," my invite to the Bed Wrestling Challenge is off.