ILM: Workouts, Ruminations and Perv Lounge (Come One, Come All)

Oh Maureen! :( :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

How frustrating! There you were, just having fun and RRRRRIP!

JUST ONCE I strained a groin muscle on the leg press machine...it took 3 months for it to feel normal and part of it was because I wouldn't stop kickboxing. :nopity:

The aerial show I saw on Friday included a chick supporting her weight in silks in the side splits--it looks amazing, her partner spun her around a little, too.

Hope you heal fast!
 
Steve said:
Haha, damn, I need to be a MT.
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Steve, if you were an MT, that would just mean I'd have to fly out to PA all the time for my myofascial release fix ... :D

Yeah, working on adductor and hamstring injuries is always quite erotic ... but we do try to keep things as asexual as possible, given the circumstances.

When a male MT starts working on a female with inner thigh injuries, it can get a little dicey ... what they usually do is have the woman just put her hand on her privates while they're poking and prodding ;)

I close my eyes and just say "Tell me when it's safe to open them up again" :D
 
Hahahaha.

See, I need to find myself a female MT. Mine is this little, hairy, Italian man. Great fun and awesome soul. Sexually though, I'm not down with where he's touching me when he does ART on my adductors and hamstrings!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Oh Maureen! :( :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

How frustrating! There you were, just having fun and RRRRRIP!

JUST ONCE I strained a groin muscle on the leg press machine...it took 3 months for it to feel normal and part of it was because I wouldn't stop kickboxing. :nopity:

The aerial show I saw on Friday included a chick supporting her weight in silks in the side splits--it looks amazing, her partner spun her around a little, too.

Hope you heal fast!
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Yeah, it's a biiiatch!!!! I believe the problem I have is called "I'm fucking old now" :D

But it's all good in the end ... I'll be fine. I'll just keep working on it ;)

I usually do the side splits when I'm performing in tandem with another person, and since I'm the heavier one, I usually end up supporting their body weight as well. So my legs have to be pretty tight because the other person is hanging from my arms or my torso. The silk helps, though, because it's also pulled tight. It's almost like a sling. But your legs do take a bit of a beating.

It's always better when a guy is doing the main silk work and I'm the one he's supporting, but I've done both, and I view it as just another way for me to express myself artistically. The athletic aspects are secondary.
 
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Steve said:
Hahahaha.

See, I need to find myself a female MT. Mine is this little, hairy, Italian man. Great fun and awesome soul. Sexually though, I'm not down with where he's touching me when he does ART on my adductors and hamstrings!
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Exactly ... in those regions, a female would DEFINITELY be much better for you, Steve!

A short, hairy Italian dude? Hmmmm somehow that myofascial release isn't sounding nearly as erotic as before :D

I bet he's good at what he does, though :)
 
I forgot how long you have graced the earth with your beautiful presence....(?)

PZ is at home in bed, with Bounty at his side, ready for me right after work! :D
 
Curvie Girlie said:
I forgot how long you have graced the earth with your beautiful presence....(?)

PZ is at home in bed, with Bounty at his side, ready for me right after work! :D
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Yeah ... I've been on this earth for almost as long as Methuzelah ... :D

Val, I'm sure PZ is gonna have a might fine evening ;)

And after reading some of this stuff, I think Matt will have a nice evening, too! I hate it when I get horny at work and I can't do a damn thing about it ...
 
Curvie Girlie said:
All the fun people are over here. Now, if only we can avoid all the Monkey Bread and cookie-ice-cream sandwiches......we can keep the myofascial release and B&D.....
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:iagree:

I had no idea all the fun, super kewl and totally rad people were over here, because if I'd known that, I would have hauled my ass over here last summer!!!!

And yes ... we absolutely have to keep the myofascial release and the B&D. Those things are good for the soul :D
 
FUCKING BAD ASS, VAL!!!​
curvie girlie said:
check out randy's diary :d
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You know, I think Matt's in for it tonight ...

Here goes:

Mo: "Hey, what's for dinner?"
Matt: "Chicken"
Mo: "Wrong."
Matt: "What?"
Mo: "I want to eat you. Get the fuck over here so I can suck your face off and then ..."
Matt: "But I've already taken my insulin. I have to eat now."
Mo: "OK, let's eat now and &$%@ right afterwards."
Matt: "What happened to you at work?"
Mo: "Weight Loss Forum :D"
 
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I_love_muscle said:
No, I haven't been nearly as active over there for about a month now.

I think it's dying a slow, painful death over there ... I'm not sure why. Not too many "fun" people maybe?
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Thanks, was curious. That place *really* pissed me off. The crowd there is more interested in showing who has the biggest e-penis than they are about passing around good information.
 
Steve said:
Thanks, was curious. That place *really* pissed me off. The crowd there is more interested in showing who has the biggest e-penis than they are about passing around good information.
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That's a shame, over here we just like to think with our penises and beavers :D

Maureen--conversation with Matt = top notch. GET BUSY ALREADY!!!!!!:party:
 
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