General hysterical diet related rambling: From Flab to Fab.

OMG girly!!! That is so gonna fit really soon!! You are gonna be there years before i get to my 12! I have only got to 16! I'll catch you up hun....i am gonna have to trawl ebay for a sparkly size 12 dress too.....How exciting!
 
I'm so excited..I hope it zips on a weekend..because I don't want to screech at work again...lol. You look so slender...and toned!! way to go...I am completely jealous!! :):)
 
:D I KNOOOOW! I will be SO happy when I get that bloody zip done up. I don't care what time of the day it is, even at 10 in the morning, I'll be doing a solo conga down the street to the corner shop, dazzling everone with my smile and my sequins :)

And tetm, I am so not toned! I know I don't really look that big with clothes on any more, but there is a flubbery secret hiding under them. I'm going to buy a monkini, and when I get to a healthy bmi, I'll show my progress wearing that. Eeeek.

Food
Ready brek with cinnamon
Four little packets of nuts, seeds, and nibbles
4 unidentified chicken chunks from the BBQ
A punnet of cherries, 2 peaches and a pear

Exerise
Bugger all.
 
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:D I KNOOOOW! I will be SO happy when I get that bloody zip done up. I don't care what time of the day it is, even at 10 in the morning, I'll be doing a solo conga down the street to the corner shop, dazzling everone with my smile and my sequins :)

And tetm, I am so not toned! I know I don't really look that big with clothes on any more, but there is a flubbery secret hiding under them. I'm going to by a monkini, and when I get to a healthy bmi, I'll show my progress wearing that. Eeeek..

You look great...so zip it! your mouth..haha...and that dress soon enough!!

I said the same thing...I was going to be in a monokini by next summer..its my goal..I'll never get in to a bikini...due to the havoc those two 8 pound + ..sons of mine did to the ole tummy!!
 
TOTALLY agree - you look FAB. And you know, all those gorgeous looking people in gorgeous looking clothes probably have a 'secret' lurking beneath those clothes too. All we ever see is people in clothes (well... Eerika's Finnish - they're a bit different over there ;) ) so I reckon everyone thinks the same. You look so gorgeous. And your boobs look awesome in that dress!

LOL - 4 chunks of 'unidentified chicken chunks'

What's 'ready brek'?
 
Oh thanks for that Hunnybunch! I totally understand now! LOL :D

Rainbow - you just did that thing to me again. I was writing on 44's wall for one minute, I pressed 'submit reply' and somehow in that time you'd also written a response. do-do-do-do...
 
8lbs? Each? Cor-blimey woman!

Thanks :) Yeah, they throw off their clothes, them mainland Europeans, don't they. I bet you are naked as I type, along with Eerika :D

According to the advert ready-brek is "central heating for kids", which is why it makes you glow. Because it heats you up and you get all red and sunburnt looking :)... Its basically powdered porridge- quite nice! The trouble is it heats up quicker than normal porridge, so apples/sultanas don't get cooked properly.

So its the summer holidays and I absolutely definitely need to get out more. So I've planned something for every single day. Tomorrow we're going swimming, which is something I haven't done for a while. I was too disgusted with my belly.

Ohhh... another thing I didn't mention is that where my belly button was flattened by my rolls of fat, the crease was really sore, almost like a cut. Well, that has healed up now :hurray: Its strange that I didn't notice that it was gone, because it was always annoying me.

Also, I have SEEN THE LIGHT! Hallelujah! The little triangle shaped chink of light at the top of my legs. After the little triangle, my thighs do bulge out, and about an inch of them are touching, but soon they shall touch no more!

My food hasn't been brill today, again. Another attack of the hungries. I've managed okay but I have eaten a lot.

OH.... another thing. To my horror, and dismay, when I went to weigh myself on Tuesday, I was very horrified, and very dismayed. 10 points to anyone who remembers my favourite ever obsessional food.... Well, there is a little van type thing parked outside there, selling them. Yep, its seaside donuts. We are not even at the seaside, for chrissakes. Why are they selling those lovely deep fat fried sugary donuts outside the very place I have to go every week? They are mini donuts, but that's even worse. More combined surface area to be exposed to oil and sugar.

I am not very happy with the seaside donut man, to say the least. For the past few months there has been a stall that sells a weird cutter thing that cuts up your veggies fast, so all I could smell was cucumber and onions.

Its a conspiracy. A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA!!!!

Food
Shreddies with milk 336
peach 66
tin of ratatouille 135
1/4 tin baked beans 75
Chicken leg, jacket potato and sweetcorn 474
4 small bananas 240
4 coffees 100
=1426

Exercise
Diddly squat. Again.
 
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Argh I just wouldn't be able to resist those doughnuts!! Unless they were stupidly expensive.. But even so, I think the smell would make me put on a stone or two by itself!! :p
 
O' RAINBOW...those donuts sound like a pillow on heaven...sugary and fluffly..warm and soft and..omg...I am getting excited...over a donut...better go find the hubby haha..screw that I would rather have the donut!!
 
How are you miss rainbow?

I L-O-V-E donuts....It the US i worked for a while in dunkin donuts..just saying that makes me go funny!!!!I ADORE DONUTS any kind...the sugary or chocolate or the CINAMMON moisty rolls...OMG ...i wish a had a box...i WOULD EAT THEM...and just forget my diet for the night....
 
Shhh Eerika, we are talking about you, not to you lol.

i KNOOOOOW!!! They are no good but so goooood. I seriously need to change my weigh in location, I have been thinking about the donuts A LOT! I even thought that if I lose more than 2lbs in a week, I can get myself some as a reward. But I know that would be an AWFUL idea.

Mmmmmm, Jasper, how much weight did you gain whilst working there?

Didn't feel quite so hideously self concious at the pool. Getting my eye sacks done in the morning :) My calories are slowly creeping up along with my appetite. I've just done a healthy shop to be delivered on sunday tho... I have been very crap with the cooking recently as I've been so emotional, but I've got lots of lovely French food to make this week.

Food
Ready-brek 344
eat natural bar and apple 321
Bit of french bread and butter 233
small potion of creamy pasta 280
shreddies and whole milk288
5 coffees 125

Exercise
1.4 miles walking
Splash about in the pool.
 
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Eye sack day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and... you with donuts, me with muffins. What is it with the moon again? ;)
 
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Hey! tell us about the eye sacks procedure. I really need that though even though you tell me about it, i won't be able to afford it but i could aspire to it. I can't imagine you are old enough to have this trouble. Whatever it is, i hope you are happy with the result.

I went back to the dress shots. I really like that dress. No wonder what you want to get into it again. And you will soon. So don't fret.

Ratatouille in a can? My goodness, what is that like? I can't imagine.

I look forward to hearing all about the french food you are going to cook. Maybe i can try some of those recipes out too. I am so into french food. Today i bought some expensive french cheese. But i haven't eaten much of it yet. Its a bit yummy! I'm stretching it out. I"m not allowed to eat too much cheese in a day.
 
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