Ed's Diary

I was looking at the prom pictures from my cousin's son's prom. Every girl was wearing a short dress with what looks like elastic at the hem. Every one of these pretty girls looked like they were wearing a sack of oranges.
 
I hate to see womens fashion changing. I kinda like the whole low rise pants and short shirts. There is a reason that keeps coming back into style. Though when I complete my quest of world domination little black dresses with low neck lines will be mandatory for any and all women over the age of 18. Any girl under 18 will be forced to wear a spaceman suit with "Don't lust for me I am still a kid" in big red letters.

Actually now that I think about that would likely just start a spaceman fetish movement. Oh well, I will just make spaceman fetishes punishable by death.


Oh amendment. If you will be outdoors for at least 40% of the day you may be allowed to wear short jean shorts and a tank top.
 
Oh and if the girls will be outside they can wear arabic robes. I dont want a bunch of teenage girls having heat stroke.


Damn, its gonna be tougher than I thought to rule the world. Lots to think about.
 
Hello Mr. Steve. How are things? I've swung by your journal a few times but figured you were getting more than your fair share of home/radon advice.

Arent you bulking now? How is that going?
 
edco76 said:
I hate to see womens fashion changing. I kinda like the whole low rise pants and short shirts. There is a reason that keeps coming back into style. Though when I complete my quest of world domination little black dresses with low neck lines will be mandatory for any and all women over the age of 18. Any girl under 18 will be forced to wear a spaceman suit with "Don't lust for me I am still a kid" in big red letters.

Actually now that I think about that would likely just start a spaceman fetish movement. Oh well, I will just make spaceman fetishes punishable by death.


Oh amendment. If you will be outdoors for at least 40% of the day you may be allowed to wear short jean shorts and a tank top.
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You sure you're going to feel that way when your daughter is 18?

One of the guys i work with is a fairly new dad of twin daughters... all references to people's daughters being hot have had to cease and desist.. because it's weirding him out that some day down the road someone might have lustful thoughts about his girls :D
 
maleficent said:
You sure you're going to feel that way when your daughter is 18?

One of the guys i work with is a fairly new dad of twin daughters... all references to people's daughters being hot have had to cease and desist.. because it's weirding him out that some day down the road someone might have lustful thoughts about his girls :D
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I will have the secret service to protect her. lol I

know what you mean though. Having a daughter changes a lot of things.
 
Ever see the movie Uncle Buck? that's my plan. Carry around an axe honed to a razor's edge and pull it out to show all the boys. I tell my daughter now that I will always embarrass her, but I will always love her, so it evens out. Another thing I remind them, as crazy as your father is, his friends are even more crazy. They know my friends and know this to be true. :reddevil:
 
Trops said:
Ever see the movie Uncle Buck? that's my plan. Carry around an axe honed to a razor's edge and pull it out to show all the boys. I tell my daughter now that I will always embarrass her, but I will always love her, so it evens out. Another thing I remind them, as crazy as your father is, his friends are even more crazy. They know my friends and know this to be true. :reddevil:
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I plan on cleaning my gun a lot. Or doing sledge hammer drill in the backyard when they come over. Or I may take a friend of mines advice:

The first one that comes over just beat the living hell out of him for no reason. Sure you will get an assault charge but the word will get around.
 
See, I think that kids these days are not afraid of weapons. They think, "Oh, I'll just get my guns." Crazy? That's something they can't handle. Beat the kid for no reason. I think that will be more affective. :reddevil:
 
I think you should at least stick up for your daughters and step in when need be... I had a bf who was abusive and my dad never said or did a thing...
 
Curvie Girlie said:
WOW....geez :( I was going to say something about over-protectiveness and this stopped me dead in my tracks.....
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Ha it can go both ways I think. But I don't have a strong relationship with my Pop... but my Mom has always been there to save me... I call her Vito! My bodyguard!!
 
The thing is to always be on the side of your daughter. Only good things for her, even if she doesn't want them, and no bad things, even if she does. This aslo gos for what I want. If my desires for her are not good,then I'll have to fight against them. I want my kids (both of them) to experience everything good in the world. Not an easy task.
 
MissDFITT said:
I think you should at least stick up for your daughters and step in when need be... I had a bf who was abusive and my dad never said or did a thing...
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Or both parents teach the daughter to respect herself and stick up for herself... and have her understand that abuse is never ever acceptable -even once..
 
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