DAMN! I can't even imagine!
Haha, Ross is a fucking nut.
Hehe! You started out young, huh?
I can do a few push ups with my knees down!
Even with all the improvements I have made, I still can't do a single "real" push up!
Woo - that sounded a bit conceited, but I speak the truth!
I've always had a nice shape, but it was hidden underneath so much 'insulation'!

I need to send you a link to this thread in his forum. I thought about it when you were talking about your own forum the other day. It started out as a DL thread where of course it turns into a pissing contest with all the muscle heads. Someone asks Ross what he can DL, he says he doesnt know but thinks he could get 400 off the ground. Finally one guy calls bull shit. Tells them they are all full of shit and are keyboard warriors and none of them can do what they say. He bets Ross 100.00 he cant pull 400. Ross was pretty modest about it but here was his reply.
"There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy."
Deadlifts that are too heavy to pull generally don't take very long; the bar just kinda lays there. So if trying to move immovable objects was dangerous from the standpoint of stroke, the history of the human race would be littered with stupid people's corpses."
"The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse."
Yes they both hurt, but so do burning your hand and burying your bulldog. The differences are actually quite significant.
(in reference to a bicyclist who seemed to be saying that riding was similar to squats since they both made your legs hurt):"Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general."
Feeling down?? Really?? Well good thing you know how to cheer yourself up!
Happy lifting!!!![]()
Yeah, if I didn't have to work I'd be a Yogi Master on top of a giant rock in Scorpion pose![]()
Ha. I had to look up Scorpion pose. I wish I did yoga. I always thought I would dig it. No classes where I live though. I guess I could buy a DVD.