Ha. I had to look up Scorpion pose. I wish I did yoga. I always thought I would dig it. No classes where I live though. I guess I could buy a DVD.
the program was designed by a former pro wrestler and is so the anti pretzel chick yoga...
Amazon has the book as well

I really recommend Magnificent Mobility. Like I said, shoot me a pm and I will hooks you up. You can at least try it out and see if you like it before buying. (I personally make a point of always purchasing at least one copy of any works that have benefited me, directly or indirectly. I feel it is important that quality contributions be rewarded.)
