So I got really pissed at myself yesterday.
I ran out of coffee at home, so I decided to stop by Burger King on the way to work to pick up a large Turbo coffee. The only thing I like at BK is their coffee...IMO, it's the best "fast food" coffee. I don't like anything else there. I don't like their breakfast...don't like their burgers, fries, nothing. I'm about to order my coffee and my betraying eyes see "Sausage Biscuit $1.00". Now, given the fact that I don't like BK food...and the fact that I really don't eat pork, this should not have been an issue. Ahhhgggg!!! The next thing I know I'm pulling away with my large coffee and TWO (2) dad-gum sausage and biscuits. I'm not sure what happened....I think I must have fast-food-turrets syndrome.
Lady in speaker: "One large coffee...is that all for you today?"
Me: "Yes...that's it...TWO SAUSAGE BISCUITS"....
It's not the first time it's happened. I've blacked out and drove away with fries...sandwiches....marsupials. If you re-arrange the letters of "Lady in speaker" you get "dinsylarekapa" which in the native language of the Fitinese means "Devil". I think the moral to my story is that I need to stay away from the devil-lady!
So to correct the 840 calorie fiasco, I commandeered an emergency game of racquetball. I was determined to not let the Bose Beelzebul stand in my way! Ha! A small victory on my part...but yet a victory nonetheless!
Today...still out of coffee...I stopped by BK again....and drove away with only COFFEE! Yay me...
Small victories=stronger resolve!
Today is a new day! Can't change yesterday....going to get fit for my King!
E.