~*~ Confessions and Thoughts of a Girl Looking to the Future~*~

Good Evening Everyone!

Men who hate woman talk this is your warning!

Well... the red villian has finally arrived! I've never been soo happy to see it. Making my body feel like shit but overall I've been in a better mood today:) Hopfully in a few days I'll feel much much better... like me again... and a lot less bloated!

Woman talk over:rotflmao:

Today was pretty low key... went toilet seat shopping... quite enthralling:rotflmao:

Loved the warming there--that was funny. I'm sure Paul will appreciate it..:rotflmao:

I hope you got a musical seat that plays "takin' care of business" everytime you use it...lmbo:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't feel guilty about not exercising. Helloooo? Did you not just tell me not too feel guilty about not exercising today? lol If I can take a day off--so can you, my dear.:)
 
Very interesting sex facts. Those are very important facts and its lucky someone saw it fit to research them. Especially the praying mantis one .

Hey Blancita... Thanks for coming by! They really seem to be...someone took a lot of time to figure those out... i thought it would only be proper to share!!

Hey jenna you sound like me about the "red Villian" hahaha, I'm still waiting for it!! UGH!!! Anyways, I got that same email about the Pig orgasm and all those facts, hahaha. I don't know if you got yours in an email, but I got those exact ones in an email today!! Crazy!!! I hope you have a great weekend. I'm glad your feeling better( a little) and Keep up the good work!

I didn't get them in an e-mail.... I just a weirdo who looks at really bizzare websites... I thought they were very important and should be shared:rotflmao:

P.s to everyone including you jenna, that say "I SUCK" becasue of how much exercise they have done! Please don't do that, as it is discouraging to others who do that amount regulalry and feel like they are doing good(me). Just an FYI guys, and nobody sucks. Let's focus on the Good!!!

I really didn't mean to offend you or anyone. Its just how I felt... I really often feel guilty and like I suck because I havn't done what I know I should/could have done. I'll try to be more careful in my choice of words from now on. I wasn't saying anything about you (whom I believe has been doing amazingly!!!) or your efforts or anyone else's... just me hating on me.

Kari is soooo right about this. And I tell you this about once a day. I feel like a broken record (some of you are so young you may not know what this means..lol). If I could hold you down and force feed some self-esteem and confidence down your throat, I would. You have absolutely NO reason to be so hard on yourself.:hug2: :hug2:

I know and thank you for saying it over and over... I really need to work on that or I'm going to earn quite a crapload of slaps from you:rotflmao:

So, the real question is, how freaking bad must the male want it to let his head be ripped off just to get it???

Apparently real bad... he can't even do it otherwise... talk about evolution screwing you:rotflmao:

I am glad you are a bit better today. Hopefully it's a trend for you! You're on the upswing!

Me too!!! I've been wanting to jump out of my skin!

Hi Jenna, I wanted to stick my head in here and say hi!

I'm still laughing about the pigs and their orgasms.
who figured that out?
probably someone with too much time on their hands!

I hope you feel better today Jenna!
There you were lifting me out of my doldrums yesterday,
even though you weren't feeling well yourself.
You are a sweetie!

Sona

Thank you Sona... I'll help life you up anytime:) As for the pigs... welll... it may have been someone who quite isn't attracted to humans:rotflmao:

Oh, and I am wondering on the pigs...is it males and females that can do that, or just one or the other?

I'm not sure.... I think this is a very important research question for the future:rotflmao:

Pigs have 30 minute orgasms? I am amazed...and feel pathetic next to the lions... :)

I think this just means we need to get more animalistic.... 50 times a day... it can't be that good nor last that long... certainly not orgasming like a Pig LOL

And as for the red villian...nothing else like it to make a woman feel not herself...emotionally as well as physically. I hate mine, too. I'm never regular. Last year I missed 3 months and was freaking out that I was pregnant...thank goodness, I wasn't.

I had one of those moments last year... I was freaking like crazy!


Thank you everyone for your continued support, love, humor, and laughs:hug2:
 
Loved the warming there--that was funny. I'm sure Paul will appreciate it..:rotflmao:
That was there specifically for Paul:rotflmao:

I hope you got a musical seat that plays "takin' care of business" everytime you use it...lmbo:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You know... I searched high and low for a musical seat... there just wasn't any... so I went for the cheapest one I could find... that damn musical one would have been soo much more entertaining:rotflmao:

Don't feel guilty about not exercising. Helloooo? Did you not just tell me not too feel guilty about not exercising today? lol If I can take a day off--so can you, my dear.:)

:rotflmao: Didn't I tell you I was better at giving advice than listening to my own advice... dammit... I've earned another slap from Kimberly... I'm gonna be all bruised up:eek2:
 
You know....I like liquor, but I hate beers. I like "malt beverages" like smirnoff ice and two dog orange, though. Can Griff pick me up some of those on the beer run?
 
You know....I like liquor, but I hate beers. I like "malt beverages" like smirnoff ice and two dog orange, though. Can Griff pick me up some of those on the beer run?

I prefer those drinks over beer, too. I don't really care at all for crap beer like bud or miller. But I really like microbrews and foreign beers like Guiness (I tend to prefer the stouts), and some of the fruity lambic beers made in Belgium are fantastic!
 
I've had Guiness and "artisan beers" at local brewerys (Spelling??). I've also had beer in Ireland. I just don't enjoy them. Occasionally a corona with lime or a blue moon with orange, but even then, just one will suffice then I am on to something else. Pina coladas and smirnoff ice usually are the drinks of choice. Oh, and butter nipple shots.
 
I really didn't mean to offend you or anyone. Its just how I felt... I really often feel guilty and like I suck because I havn't done what I know I should/could have done. I'll try to be more careful in my choice of words from now on. I wasn't saying anything about you (whom I believe has been doing amazingly!!!) or your efforts or anyone else's... just me hating on me.

If you can't be honest about your feelings here, then where? I personally dont think you're being at all offensive. We all have our plans, and when we dont stick to our own personal plan, we feel bad. And we either need some encouragement to get out there and "just do it", or maybe a reality check if we're being too hard on ourselves. But either way it helps to express our true feelings so we can be of help.

Also, everyone has their OWN exercise plan based on their own conditioning. Not everyone can do the same out there or in the gym because we are all in different shape depending on our cardiovascular system or our prior experiences (we've worked out for years or we're just getting started).
 
Just droppin by to say hey...Blancita is a good one to have on your side - she is a straight forward - call it liek it is chicky and that is great - not enough of us around if you ask me...

I gotta read back a bit - I wanan see who or what or why was insulted and whatever - lol...Im not gettin the whole offending comment...lol...tired mommy here...hope you have a good day go back to the gym when you feel ready!!!
 
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Good Morning Everyone!

I think the universe is trying to punish me for something. My cramps were soo bad last night that even after I took benedryl and melatonin I was still up until at least 3 in the morning. Then I woke up doubled over in pain... soo unfair... I'm barely at a functioning level right now... nothing is helping :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm sorry I've been such a complaining bum recently... it totally sucks... feeling like this... It hasn't hit me sooo hard in so long:hug2: Hugs for myself:hug2: :rotflmao:

Random Fact for the Day:
While in some countries the penalty for driving while intoxicated can be death (yes, death), in Uruguay intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving. "Please believe me officer, I really was drunk."
-- Well if I ever plan on getting drunk and into an accident I know where to go:rotflmao:

I hope everyone enjoys this wonderful Sunday... I have to attempt to clean and do stuff around the apartment while feeling like this yay!

Lots of Love and Hugs:hug2:
 
Good Morning Everyone!

I think the universe is trying to punish me for something. My cramps were soo bad last night that even after I took benedryl and melatonin I was still up until at least 3 in the morning. Then I woke up doubled over in pain... soo unfair... I'm barely at a functioning level right now... nothing is helping :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm sorry I've been such a complaining bum recently... it totally sucks... feeling like this... It hasn't hit me sooo hard in so long:hug2: Hugs for myself:


I hope everyone enjoys this wonderful Sunday... I have to attempt to clean and do stuff around the apartment while feeling like this yay!

Lots of Love and Hugs:hug2:

I'm so sorry you've been feeling like absolute crap lately.:mad: It sucks the big one. Don't feel like you have to do anything today. Just take it easy. If laying in bed in a fetal position is what you feel like doing, then do it. The rest of the world can go to hell today! lol Big hugs!:hug2: :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
 
Oh pookie! As someone who just went through what you're going through, I can totally sympathize. But can't most women? I get cramps so bad that there's usually one day that I can barely drive/eat/sleep/you name it! I find it's easier if I've been exercising regularly. Since you have been, I hope you find that magic little helper soon. I'll pm you with a question too.

Lots of love! Sel
 
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Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you ~ William James
 
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