Chef's Changes

Dear Diary (in the BEST 14 year old girl voice I can find),

The best part about being me....is that when you are in charge of a kitchen the size of mine....there are always "on the edge" vegetables and fruits to get rid of....lucky for me, they are being "gotten rid of" in my kitchen at home!

Solon goes to work. Solon goes in cooler. Solon asks himself... "Self, are there any vegetables that we can take home today for the rumbly in our tumbly?"

Self never says no to Solon...


Anyway, I hung around today a bit...did some push-ups and sit-ups and a ton of stretching...and drank 2 gallons of water.


Self is going to go make Solon relax for a few....so until next time...

GG out~
 
Hey GG,

That was a wonderful entry... I am still cracking up. I can hear the voice over like in some lame pre-tenny bopper disney made for tv movie!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Yay!!! for free fruits and veggies!

Great job getting a workout in ... keep it up!

I'm still laughing HA!

Have fun relaxing:hug2:

~Jenna
 
Putting together a new playlist for workouts is my next plan for today...the louder the better...rap to metal to rock to...really any other epic sounding music...Suggestions Welcome!

If I am going to be part of a harem...you better know who to punish when I get out of line....therefore, here are some head shots~

(Yes, I have earrings....)

Soli (GG)

Ummmm.... let me say this... "DAYUUUMMMMM... you're hot, homeboy. Thank your mommy and daddy for me for making you so fine." ha! I'm so horrible.

Dear Diary (in the BEST 14 year old girl voice I can find),

Now that freaking cracked me the hell up!

Well, tomorrow's Monday, Solon. It's back to cracking the whip at the gym. Wishing you a great evening.

-Sheryl:hug2:
 




Ummmm.... let me say this... "DAYUUUMMMMM... you're hot, homeboy. Thank your mommy and daddy for me for making you so fine." ha! I'm so horrible.

I've gotta tell ya, GG--I love your lips--very kissable! ooh yeah

Now that freaking cracked me the hell up!

Well, tomorrow's Monday, Solon. It's back to cracking the whip at the gym. Wishing you a great evening.

-Sheryl:hug2:

If we keep this up, he'll be cracking more than a whip!!:rotflmao: If he hasn't already..:jump:
 




Ummmm.... let me say this... "DAYUUUMMMMM... you're hot, homeboy. Thank your mommy and daddy for me for making you so fine." ha! I'm so horrible.

You'd only be horrible if it weren't true!

If we keep this up, he'll be cracking more than a whip!!:rotflmao: If he hasn't already..:jump:

Oh, and keep Sheryl the hell away from your veggies. You do not want to know what she does with them!!!!!!!!!:rotflmao:


Kimberly.... you are just sooo duurrrrrty!!!:rotflmao:
 
Well we all know Sheryl has Ghetto Booty....Evidentally I have ghetto lips..

Shite... I have ghetto everything... ghetto booty... ghetto lips.. (have you seen my avatar? LOL).. well with my hair as an exception, because that's no weave, baby. LMAO!! Night, Soli....'

-Sheryl
 
My gym is closed =(

I will have to spend the week doing things the old fashioned way it seems...

Oh well, guess i'll go pick up some small weights and do what I can from the house.

Soli
 
My gym is closed =(

I will have to spend the week doing things the old fashioned way it seems...

Oh well, guess i'll go pick up some small weights and do what I can from the house.

Soli

Oh no! Why is your gym closed? Not for good, I hope.:mad: Maybe you should try some "horseback riding" or "gardening." It seems to work for Sheryl pretty welll...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
My gym is closed =(

I will have to spend the week doing things the old fashioned way it seems...

Oh well, guess i'll go pick up some small weights and do what I can from the house.

Soli

Hey GG,

Is your gym renovating or something? You'll find something to keep yourself active even if its just some walking!

~Jenna
 
Hey guys,

Well, as you all know I am the chef at a big university. I use their student rec center (because it's stocked to the max and very cheap for me), and they close for 8 days before school to clean, lube, etc etc etc all the machines.

I found another gym...the football team said I could use some of the equip in the stadium here. It is only weight machines and bikes, but will be enough to keep me where I am, even if I can't gain more muscle or lose more weight.

I am in the middle of interviewing for a new chef manager. He will be over me in the kitchen (thank GOD, because when I go to school in the spring...we will need another chef). The one we have as a candidate at the moment seems great...he went to a similar culinary school as me, and is very interested in the whole process. He also asked me where the gym was, and how much it cost to join...so maybe a new lifting buddy (he's a bit older than me, and may not be able to keep up...but might be fun none-the-less).

Anyway, that's it for the night...I did not work out yet tonight, so I am off to do some in-house stuff..stretching and '-ups and the like. I will check back later.

Chef Solon the Greek
 
Hey you,

just dropping in to check up on how things are going. Cool beans that the football staff is allowing you access to their workout equipment. (Did you use the mineral oil threat? tsk tsk.. lol jk) So yesterday I was MMA training and thought about you, so I amped it up and played songs from the following bands: Hatebreed, TOOL (you know me.. haha), A Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine In Nails, Primus, GWAR (haha yah.. Gwar), Deftones (Around the Fur Album), Hate Department, White Zombie, Disturbed, and a few others. Talk about a good freaking sweat. Good luck with the interview btw!!

-Sheryl
 
Hi Soli, just wanted to stop by and see how my Greek God is doing. Glad to hear you've found a temporary place to work out. Keep gettin' sexier!:)
 
Yo,

How goes ladies (and gents, but mostly women on my diary for some reason....must be the lips.)

I am stressing this week... Catering this weekend is rough. I only have three cooks at the moment (during dinner...the college kids aren't back yet), and we are sitting on over 9 dinner caterings in three days. The smallest of said caterings is 88 people, and the largest is 560. While doing this we have to maintain meals for 450 3 times a day in the dining hall.

So, that being said, if I get quiet later in the week, it is from being exhausted, and not from me ignoring the diary.

I did some reading, and you all sound like you're doing great. Keep it up.

MGB: Why does being reminded of me make you put on angry music....Let's go for some Olivia Newton John "Let's Get Physical" :rotflmao: (BTW I had to google that song to make sure she sang it...)

Later girls,

Chef Soli
 
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