BikiniBound's Diary

I was happy with my eating and exercise today. Just wish the protein count was higher. Oh well. I'm hoping to bust below 235 tomorrow...please, please, please!! Don't make me beg, scale!! :boxing:

I'm in a bit of a foul mood tonight for several reasons..lol. I'll spare y'all the details, though--you lucky bastards..:rotflmao:

I actually think you did really well with both exercise and eating. I think your protein looks fine. Also... way to get all that shitty shit shit fiber in there, honey! hahaaaa!

As for the foul mood.. always know, if you ever need me to give someone a mega bitch slap, I'm your girl. ;) Love yas, fiber ass

-Sheryl
 
A friend emailed this to me. Thought it was interesting. I'm a pisces, and I think it hit the nail on the head..lmao.:rotflmao:

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager, Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES – The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous And Spontaneous. Confident And Enthusiastic. Fun. Loves A Challenge. EXTREMELY Impatient. Sometimes Selfish. Short Fuse. (Easily Angered.) Lively, Passionate, And Sharp Wit, Outgoing. Lose Interest Quickly - Easily Bored. Egotistical, Courageous And Assertive. Tends To Be Physical And Athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
 
These, however, are probably more accurate...:rotflmao::rotflmao:

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men are even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
 
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PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

Well it would seem to ring true in light of tonight's post, where you "vaguely" mentioned you're pissed without giving us any "details". GIVE US THE DETAILS! Ha ha. I'm a gemini so I "like to gossip". Ha ha.
 
Well it would seem to ring true in light of tonight's post, where you "vaguely" mentioned you're pissed without giving us any "details". GIVE US THE DETAILS! Ha ha. I'm a gemini so I "like to gossip". Ha ha.

hahaaa! Too funny! I was just about to write this too! Exactly... I'm a Gemini also, mami. WOOHOO! In conclusion, I'm a beautiful, witty schizophrenic hooker bitch! woot woot!!

-Sheryl
 
Another Gemini in the hizzy!:rotflmao:

GEMINI - The Chatterbox I don't talk that much
Smart and witty. Why yes, I am :D Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. mmm, not so much Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken.Maaayyybe? Likes change. Not really Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.Absofuckinlutly! Gossips.Who me? May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable.Whistles and looks around Beautiful physically and mentally.


GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet This one is pretty accurate! :D
 
Kimberly, for REAL your a Pisces??? Well, I guess you know what I'm going to say then......... LOL SO AM I?? Are you shocked, not really right. :rotflmao::jump: No wonder we are so alike :doh: It just keeps getting freakier by the day!! Hope you bust down to 230 this week. :jump:
 
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

Yeah, this is spot on about me--especially the part about being a good kisser...lmao. And when I'm feeling down on myself, this one totally rings true...lmao

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

Kim, I'm not at all surprised to find out you're also a pisces, being that you're a beautiful, good kisser!! So when is your birthday? And don't say it's March 4th or I'll just crap myself!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Another Gemini in the hizzy!:rotflmao:

GEMINI - The Chatterbox I don't talk that much
Smart and witty. Why yes, I am :D Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. mmm, not so much Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken.Maaayyybe? Likes change. Not really Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.Absofuckinlutly! Gossips.Who me? May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable.Whistles and looks around Beautiful physically and mentally.


GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet This one is pretty accurate! :D

:rotflmao::rotflmao: Are you sure you're a Gemini and not a Cancer? When is your birthday? B/c I think the Cancer descriptions fit you better:

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
No need to crap yourself. LOL LOL It's actually Feb 22. I would say that's pretty close however. LMAO!! I can't wait to read about something else freaky. Did you grow up in Michigan?
 
Well it would seem to ring true in light of tonight's post, where you "vaguely" mentioned you're pissed without giving us any "details". GIVE US THE DETAILS! Ha ha. I'm a gemini so I "like to gossip". Ha ha.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

Yeah, I guess the Gemini description fits you and Sheryl to a tee--especially the argumentative, outspoken neurotic schizophrenic part...lmao.

What was I in a foul mood about? Well, partly b/c one of our TVs decided to blow up yesterday, leaving me somewhat TV-less last evening. Also partly just that my life and weight seem to be a stagnant cesspool with no signs of improving..lol yah, that would be about it.:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
No need to crap yourself. LOL LOL It's actually Feb 22. I would say that's pretty close however. LMAO!! I can't wait to read about something else freaky. Did you grow up in Michigan?

Actually, you're closer to my H's bday--Feb 17th. Yes, born and raised in the same place I currently reside. And I'm itching like crazy to get the hell out of here again!!!
 
Don't read the following if you don't want to listen to me whine..:rolleyes:

So today i was talking to one of the agents in my office who just got back from a week in Germany. And she sat there whining about how much she hated the food there. And then she said that when they got on the plane to fly there, she was happy to see that the flight attendants were American, so she was hoping the food was American. But she was disappointed to find out that they served "gourmet European" food! Oh, the horror!!:eek::eek: So I said to her, "If you want it to be like in America, why did you go there? Just stay in America." (where you belong!!) She said she went because her H wanted her to go. Sigh...it's not fair. I would kill to spend a week in Germany--and love it. Instead, I'm stuck here while someone who doesn't appreciate it goes. :mad::mad: Life isn't fair.. wah wah wah. Ok, done whining. :rolleyes:

So there is another agent in my office who has taken to wearing flip flops about once a week. I am by no means a fashionista--I could soo use a stylist, and my fav outfit these days is a track suit..lmao. So I'm all about being comfortable--however, I don't wear my track suit to the office, and I don't think that flip flops are appropriate office attire. Anyway, I mentioned this to my manager today, in a joking manner. He said he should approach it with her this way: "I'll pinch her ass and then when she tells me that was inappropriate, I'll say, 'so are your flip flops.'" Anyway, I thought that was facking hilarious. :rotflmao::rotflmao:

And due to the humid weather today, I have huge, curly 90s hair...:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
:rotflmao::rotflmao: Are you sure you're a Gemini and not a Cancer? When is your birthday? B/c I think the Cancer descriptions fit you better:

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

yeah some of that does sound a lil like me *L* June 14th
 
So today i was talking to one of the agents in my office who just got back from a week in Germany. And she sat there whining about how much she hated the food there. And then she said that when they got on the plane to fly there, she was happy to see that the flight attendants were American, so she was hoping the food was American. But she was disappointed to find out that they served "gourmet European" food! Oh, the horror!!:eek::eek: So I said to her, "If you want it to be like in America, why did you go there? Just stay in America." (where you belong!!) She said she went because her H wanted her to go. Sigh...it's not fair. I would kill to spend a week in Germany--and love it. Instead, I'm stuck here while someone who doesn't appreciate it goes. :mad::mad: Life isn't fair.. wah wah wah. Ok, done whining. :rolleyes:

WTF? Girl, I loved Germany when I was there. They have some great sausages.... and well, so do the men. LMAO jk But no really... she must be a really picky eater if that's the case. There are tons of "american food restaurants" in Germany.. well depending on where she went that is. Personally speaking, the Oktoberfest are KILLERS! Oh yes.. I will be back all my darling German curvy asian girl lovers....

As for your co-worker, the only person who can rock "flip flops" and get away with it in an office is Jesus. HA! jk Oh as for the 235.5... hmmm I'm telling you, I think you should get your Turbo Jam DVD from your gf and at least throw that in twice a week... do the 20 min dvd. Believe me... you'll get pass the plateau. Love yas...

-Sheryl
 
Afternoon girlie :). No need to warn us prior to a rant, unless its about pooping..LOL.

That girl needs to take her bitching and moaning elsewhere! Who fackin complains about a trip to Europe, though I do agree with her about the food. My parents are German immigrants so I'm allowed to say (similar to black folks being able to use the N word) that I cannot stand the food or the clothing styles (and the people tend to be cheap..sorry for the rude stereo-type but its just my own experience).

As far as flip-flops?! Well huney, I was wearing mine to the office this summer. A law office at that, but we have a lovely eccentric boss who shows up here on his bike in his shorts and wearing T-shirts advertising marijuana (and he doesn't even smoke or drink) and he even has one that has different white plop marks with the names of different birds underneath each plop. LOL We only dress up when clients are coming in.
 
I'm sorry, but anyone who BITCHES about taking time away from home and going on vacation, I don't give a hoot ass where it is if they bitch they are a serious ASS WIPE!!! YEP, I would LOVE to go anywhere, any time during the year, and even better if it's out of the US and paid for. ARE YOU KIDDING?? Bitch slap that person for me, will ya!!! some people have no clue what us penny pincher's have to go through to make the money and save for years to take a trip to the friggen mall. Okay, it might not be that bad for me, but before I met my hubby, it was just me and my two boys, and I barely made enough money to rub two nickels together, so my sons and I NEVER got to take a vacation together. Luckily, I met my H and he and I have taken the boys many places, and I'm so damn grateful I just want to take everyone with us, because everyone should have the opportunity in their lifetime to go away for awhile and not stress about life and not worry about money. Okay, I'm done ratten and raving over this, it's just an issue that PISSES MY SHIT OFF!!!!!!! LUV YA Twin!!!
HUGS
Kim
 
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