BikiniBound's Diary

LOL, that is so sad that men need to resort to one of these. Well here's a good vibrator recommendation: the eroscillator. Use on that special area (men, if you dont know what I mean then you need to go back to school) while doing doggy style, you will never miss a climax.

OoOoOooh kinky, B. I personally prefer sitting on huge ass speakers at concerts while making out. Works just as good... sans insertion. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl
 


OoOoOooh kinky, B. I personally prefer sitting on huge ass speakers at concerts while making out. Works just as good... sans insertion. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl

Yes, the whole point of this one is no insertion, just a little extra vibrating on the outside top region (I dont want to be too graphic in BB's diary LOL), while the insertion comes from the hot guy that's actually doing you. :rotflmao:
 
Yes, the whole point of this one is no insertion, just a little extra vibrating on the outside top region (I dont want to be too graphic in BB's diary LOL), while the insertion comes from the hot guy that's actually doing you. :rotflmao:

Ummmm B... I don't know but Kimberly's over here talking about dolls with huge sausages, so believe me... nothing's too graphic! LMAO So.. where can I pick a toy up like that? LMAO!!! You know... got some of those nights where Sean's out on the beat and I'm at home.. alone... doing nada. LOL

-Sheryl
 


Ummmm B... I don't know but Kimberly's over here talking about dolls with huge sausages, so believe me... nothing's too graphic! LMAO So.. where can I pick a toy up like that? LMAO!!! You know... got some of those nights where Sean's out on the beat and I'm at home.. alone... doing nada. LOL

-Sheryl

Boy has this diary become the destination for all sex toy discussion :rotflmao: ... Of course none of that is my fault!:newangel:

gamelink.com is a good website if your looking for some late night... or daytime... or anytime goodies ;)
 
I was being sarcastic you nut! LOL This is honestly the best thing I ever bought. Only problem is its so strong you get off too quick (like under 60 seconds). Do a search on the net, I've had mine for years but they probably still sell them. No other vibrators come close to this thing lemme tell you. LOL.
 
Yes, the whole point of this one is no insertion, just a little extra vibrating on the outside top region (I dont want to be too graphic in BB's diary LOL), Why not? No one else seems to be concerned about this..:rotflmao:
while the insertion comes from the hot guy that's actually doing you. :rotflmao:

So I did a bit o' research..lmbo...and this is what I found:



Oh, and my face turned beet red when I read your last posts!! I think I'm turning into a prude!
 
gamelink.com is a good website if your looking for some late night... or daytime... or anytime goodies ;)

Wow, Jenna... you're like my sex toy dealer. Much better than a crack dealer that's for sure.

I was being sarcastic you nut! LOL This is honestly the best thing I ever bought. Only problem is its so strong you get off too quick (like under 60 seconds). Do a search on the net, I've had mine for years but they probably still sell them. No other vibrators come close to this thing lemme tell you. LOL.

HA! I know.. but I just wanted to bring that up since I think Kimberly's a total perv talking about dolls and sausages in the same sentence, you know? As for getting off in less than 60 seconds... dayummm... that's way too quick for me. I have a tendency to wade it out... you know... fix my ho heels... make sure to catch the smears on my lipstick... hahaaaa!

-Sheryl
 
Wow, it's been really quiet here in my diary suddenly. Is everyone enraptured on the eroscillator website?? lmbo. Credit cards are being pulled out of wallets..:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Damn, I think my diary is now more about sex than weight loss...:rolleyes: I have no problem with that, btw..:rotflmao:
 
Wow, it's been really quiet here in my diary suddenly. Is everyone enraptured on the eroscillator website?? lmbo. Credit cards are being pulled out of wallets..:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Damn, I think my diary is now more about sex than weight loss...:rolleyes: I have no problem with that, btw..:rotflmao:

LOL this is why you have the most popular diary in the entire forum! :rofl: Anyway, isn't sex supposed to be good for weightloss?
 
LOL this is why you have the most popular diary in the entire forum! :rofl: Anyway, isn't sex supposed to be good for weightloss?

:D I have the most popular diary here?? I'm not sure about that....but I hope so..lol.

Sure, I was thinking earlier, if I got me one of them there eroscillators and spent 30min a day giving myself multiple orgasms, I could burn shitloads of calories...lmbo!!!:rofl: And, it would be the best, most satisfying, pleasureable cardio ever!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Sure, I was thinking earlier, if I got me one of them there eroscillators and spent 30min a day giving myself multiple orgasms, I could burn shitloads of calories...lmbo!!!:rofl: And, it would be the best, most satisfying, pleasureable cardio ever!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You always have the best ideas!!!... I guess your credit card was the first to leave your wallet :rotflmao:
 
Exercise for this week:
9/10--30min circuit training weight 236.5 (+1)
9/11—45min 3 mile walk weight 235 (new low)

Food for Tuesday:
Meal#1—cantaloupe (17g) (82cal)
Meal#2—leftover Indian stirfry (6g) (320cal) , jello
Meal#3—polish sausage (3g) (468cal)and sauerkraut (2g) (30cal)
Meal#4—7 pringles (7g) (80cal), 2oz cheddar cheese (240cal)
35g total net carbs, 1,220 total calories

I went over my 30g limit on the carbs today, but was quite low calorie-wise. I'll be curious to see what the scale says tomorrow.

Today was another crazy day here on the forum. I took it pretty easy, and spent the day at home being a lazy ass. Watched "Captain Blood" from 1935 (my fav decade for movies) with Olivia DeHavilland and Errol Flynn. That man was some serious eye candy before he grew the moushtache. And he was Australian. Must be i have a weakness for Aussie men...haha. Too bad he ruined his health with such hard living. He died from a heart attack at the age of 50.

Tomorrow I get to go and bitch to my counsellor, and on Monday H and I go together to the other mc. That will be very interesting.

I just want to say that I love you all, and hope Wednesday is a great day for everyone--and remember--Wednesdays are Temporary Lesbian Day. So I'm sending some lezbo love your way..:beating::beating::eek::eek:
 
Good job yesterday BB. That scale BETTER go down after that! If not then its absolutely confirmed that it has a mind of its own.

Definitely order that..worth every penny.

Sending some temp lezbo luv back your way!
 
Good job yesterday BB. That scale BETTER go down after that! If not then its absolutely confirmed that it has a mind of its own.

Definitely order that..worth every penny.

Sending some temp lezbo luv back your way!

Well, I guess the scale has a mind of its own b/c it said 235.5--+.5--today. Not terrible at all, but I would have preferred that it go down dooby doo down down. Ha! If my scale went down as much as I do, I'd be all set!!:eek::eek::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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