BikiniBound's Diary

bikinibound said:
Actually, you owe Jenna and me $50 for that image...:rofl:

Well, we'll consider it even b/c of the help you give us..:D
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O0ooo another buisness venture... collecting $50 bucks for the images we put into the minds of our comrades here on WLF:rotflmao:

Of course all of Steve's images are free :D
 
You girls and your "blow up dolls." Tsk tsk.... so I was hanging out with the cable guy a little while ago. Yes... I was really that bored that I offered him a bowl of homemade Irish stew. hahaa! And no... it wasn't because he was great eye candy, you twisted woman you. hahaaaaa! My net connection kept going to shit and I told him that I REALLY need that to work badly. (Damn WLF. hahaa!) By the way.. congrats with the .5lb loss... I know.. I'm a bit behind. haha

-Sheryl

PS Do you by chance have that one "Koresh comment" email? If so, can you forward it to Jenna. I had to delete my messages, because my inbox couldn't take all of that filthy pussy poetry and ass loving homeboy comments. LOL
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
You girls and your "blow up dolls." Tsk tsk.... so I was hanging out with the cable guy a little while ago. Yes... I was really that bored that I offered him a bowl of homemade Irish stew. hahaa! And no... it wasn't because he was great eye candy, you twisted woman you. hahaaaaa! My net connection kept going to shit and I told him that I REALLY need that to work badly. (Damn WLF. hahaa!) By the way.. congrats with the .5lb loss... I know.. I'm a bit behind. haha

-Sheryl

PS Do you by chance have that one "Koresh comment" email? If so, can you forward it to Jenna. I had to delete my messages, because my inbox couldn't take all of that filthy pussy poetry and ass loving homeboy comments. LOL
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Well, I was sure I had deleted those PMs b/c my box was getting nearly full so I went and deleted a bunch of stuff. But, apparently I felt that was worth keeping...lmao. So it has been sent in it's entirety to Jenna. I included the whole thread. It's pretty fackin' funny.

Hmm... you had the cable guy and I had the dryer repairman..lol. I didn't feed him anything, though.lol He wasn't all that friendly. But he did supposedly fix the dryer. I guess I'll find out when I do a load....not when I drop a load...lmao.:rofl:
 
bikinibound said:
Nope, not good enough. Pm me the naked one...lol I don't care about his face so much!! I'm more interested in his "heel." hahaha:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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The pic doesn't really do him any justice; but I will forward the naughty one in my hotmail if you PM me your email. :rofl:

What's your eating plan for this week? Did you eat lots of carbs over the weekend or what brought about this weight drop!?
 
Blancita said:
The pic doesn't really do him any justice; but I will forward the naughty one in my hotmail if you PM me your email. :rofl:

What's your eating plan for this week? Did you eat lots of carbs over the weekend or what brought about this weight drop!?
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Ooooh lala! I will pm you my email straight away...:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Eating plan for this week is to keep my carbs under 30g net per day, and to stagger my calories between 1400-1850. Over the weekend I stuck to the low carb. See my daily postings for what I ate.

See, you are assuming I'm not a sexpert.

No, Steve, I'm assuming you're not as good at being a perverted degenerate with a wild imagination as Jenna and I are (and Sheryl must definitely be included in this one...hahaha).:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Steve said he's already claimed the title of "sexpert" in WLF, so I had to come up with my own title. I have a couple titles that are still in the work:

1. Goddess GiddyUp
2. Queen of the Holy "Heel"
3. Big Booty Ho Who Loves the Cack (just incase you weren't sure.. that's Long Island pronunciation for "cock.") LMAO!!!
4. Captain Smother Twins

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Steve said he's already claimed the title of "sexpert" in WLF, so I had to come up with my own title. I have a couple titles that are still in the work:

1. Goddess GiddyUp
2. Queen of the Holy "Heel"
3. Big Booty Ho Who Loves the Cack (just incase you weren't sure.. that's Long Island pronunciation for "cock.") LMAO!!!
4. Captain Smother Twins

-Sheryl
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I spent my whole life making sure that I did not pick up the Damn Long Island accent... So0ooo Frikin Annoying!!! LMAO!

I personally like "Captain Smother Twins"
 
bikinibound said:
Hormones?? I have no idea. Are you no longer pervy, or no longer horny? Or both...lol
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Thankfully still the latter :) just not as raucous and pervy I guess. I was a real hornster at one point, I remember in my late 20's I didn't even want to go on a 2 week vacation because I wasn't going to get some. Now I'm more average I would say..that's probably a good thing :D.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Steve said he's already claimed the title of "sexpert" in WLF, so I had to come up with my own title. I have a couple titles that are still in the work:

1. Goddess GiddyUp
2. Queen of the Holy "Heel"
3. Big Booty Ho Who Loves the Cack (just incase you weren't sure.. that's Long Island pronunciation for "cock.") LMAO!!!
4. Captain Smother Twins

-Sheryl
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Well, part of me says Queen of the Holy "Heel" but Captain Smother Twins does have an appealing sound to it *L*
 
Exercise for this week:
9/10--30min circuit training weight 236.5 (+1)

Food for Monday:
Meal#1—2 eggs, 3 sausage links (3g) (350cal)
Meal#2—2 slices cheddar cheese, deli turkey (300cal), strawberries (8g) (40cal)
Meal#3—Indian stirfry w/ground turkey and veggies (5g) (300cal)
Meal#4—pork chop (386cal), green beans w/cheese. (4g) (60cal) jello
Meal#5—7 pringles (7g) (80cal), jello
Meal#6—3 slices swiss cheese (165cal), deli roast beef (150cal)
27g net carbs 1,831 total calories

What a day this has been!! I haven't seen this much frolicking and pervertedness on here in a long time! I like it....:rotflmao::rotflmao: Journal hopping was totally fun today.

Paul, I don't see how anyone as skinny as she is could have such enormous real boobs. Yes, they are sagging, but she could've had her boob job awhile ago. I think gravity even affects fake ones after awhile. :pumpkin::pumpkin:

If Steve is the sexpert, Sheryl is the pervfessional.;)

So where are we at with our stand-in stallion? Last I heard, Jenna was doing cock ups--I mean mock ups...:D

Blancita--maybe being a mommy makes you less pervy b/c you don't want your daughter to grow up to take after her horndog pervy ass mother!! :D
 
Does the low-carb (under 30g) mean that you can't have much fruit or bread? Is it hard to stick to or do the cravings go away?

I had a look at my FitDay account, and I ate 245g of carb yesterday. I've had 110g today, and that's breakfast alone. Not sure I can survive without carb...

If you use FitDay, can you let me know what % of your calories come from protein and fat?
 
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