BikiniBound's Diary

bikinibound said:
Well today was full of the usual shit...lmbo! I've learned a lot about y'all today. For example, Sheryl takes 4 dumps per day, Paul likes to rub his "heel," Rena is a bigger perv than we thought (not really--we knew it all along), Jenna secretly yearns for a pink rabbit, and Selena is a closeted nerd...lmbo:rotflmao: Oh, and most importantly, Vinny has a little brother...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

And what do we need to add to this list for you hhmm ?? *L*



Yes, I'm sure you do!! We have unleeshed Paul's inner perv, or unleased something!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I'm quite contained, nothing unleashed here. :D *whistles and looks around*
 
MidGaGuy said:
I'm quite contained, nothing unleashed here. :D *whistles and looks around*
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Uh huh...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

What did we learn about me?? I dunno--I like massages..lol...I'm more naive than y'all thought? :newangel: :newangel: yeah, that's it. I'm a vision of innocence. Did I type that with a straight face?:rotflmao:

Oh, so whenever i get one, my therapist tells me which areas are having trouble. Usually it's my colon, kidneys, and lower back. Yesterday it was sinuses and lower back. Kidneys were very good this time--due to all the damn water I've been drinking. And the colon just a little bit she said (hmmm...yes, Sheryl, I know what you're thinking I need to do! lol )
 
MissJellyBelly said:
Hi bikinibod!! I had to come by and say I love your quote!! I read that in the movie The Secret. Did you watch it?
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No, I didn't. Being from Michigan, Henry Ford is kinda big here...lol...I don't even remember where I first saw it--I just liked it and it stuck with me. Thanks for stopping by!
 
bikinibound said:
Well today was full of the usual shit...lmbo! I've learned a lot about y'all today. For example, Sheryl takes 4 dumps per day, Paul likes to rub his "heel," Rena is a bigger perv than we thought (not really--we knew it all along), Jenna secretly yearns for a pink rabbit, and Selena is a closeted nerd...lmbo:rotflmao: Oh, and most importantly, Vinny has a little brother...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Thank you all for making me lmbo! Hope tomorrow treats us all well!
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Yes... I take four mega shits in a day and let me tell you, I feel great after every single one. Hmmmm... can your colon say the same, Kimberly. :D Ya know... I'm not trying to be sick or anything, but for you girls you have the "stuck shits" (yes.. that's Dr. Sheryl terminology right there..) maybe you should try some Petroleum Jelly. Will it work? Hell if I know, but that would be funny if you did try it, huh? LMAO!!!! God, I'm so happy I found the deviants of WLF. LMAO!

-Sheryl
 
bikinibound said:
Uh huh...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

What did we learn about me?? I dunno--I like massages..lol...I'm more naive than y'all thought? :newangel: :newangel: yeah, that's it. I'm a vision of innocence. Did I type that with a straight face?:rotflmao:

Oh, so whenever i get one, my therapist tells me which areas are having trouble. Usually it's my colon, kidneys, and lower back. Yesterday it was sinuses and lower back. Kidneys were very good this time--due to all the damn water I've been drinking. And the colon just a little bit she said (hmmm...yes, Sheryl, I know what you're thinking I need to do! lol )
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Oh wait, I just thought of it ! You , lil Miss Kinky like to be whipped like a racehorse at the Derby I do beleive ! :D

Oh and for your colon, you could always stop by that spa here I was telling you about. They hook up the hose to your ass in the dark apparrently:hug2:
 
MidGaGuy said:
Oh wait, I just thought of it ! You , lil Miss Kinky like to be whipped like a racehorse at the Derby I do beleive ! :D

Oh and for your colon, you could always stop by that spa here I was telling you about. They hook up the hose to your ass in the dark apparrently:hug2:
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Paul, you are a dirty, perverted mofo!! I like that about you...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Now I may enjoy a bit of light spanking, and the occasional light bondage, but a whipping--no thanks! :eek: :rotflmao: I'm not THAT kinky!! :jump:

And nothing is getting hooked up to my ass in the dark or in the light--especially a hose!:eek: :eek:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Yes... I take four mega shits in a day and let me tell you, I feel great after every single one. Hmmmm... can your colon say the same, Kimberly. :D Ya know... I'm not trying to be sick or anything, but for you girls you have the "stuck shits" (yes.. that's Dr. Sheryl terminology right there..) maybe you should try some Petroleum Jelly. Will it work? Hell if I know, but that would be funny if you did try it, huh? LMAO!!!! God, I'm so happy I found the deviants of WLF. LMAO!

-Sheryl
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Well, I took three shits on Saturday! That's almost four. I took a massive one on Sunday, and one today. So does that get you all excited or what? Shall I start including my dumps in my daily/weekly exercise/food journals? Then I'll start calling it a "log." :rotflmao:

And I won't be trying any petroleum jelly, either!! Btw--Deviants tend to find other deviants, so it's no surprise we found each other. Haha. This reminds me of something my advisor told us in college just before parents' weekend once, "Don't worry. I won't tell your parents about your degenerate lifestyles here." That cracked me up! lmbo!:eek: :eek: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
Well, I took three shits on Saturday! That's almost four. I took a massive one on Sunday, and one today. So does that get you all excited or what? Shall I start including my dumps in my daily/weekly exercise/food journals? Then I'll start calling it a "log." :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think this is very pertinent information to share... and what happened to Monday... :rolleyes: I'd prefer daily updates... I have nightmares if I'm not up to date on everyone's shit status:eek2:

And I won't be trying any petroleum jelly, either!! Btw--Deviants tend to find other deviants, so it's no surprise we found each other. Haha. This reminds me of something my advisor told us in college just before parents' weekend once, "Don't worry. I won't tell your parents about your degenerate lifestyles here." That cracked me up! lmbo!
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You had a degenerate lifestyle in college?!?... you can't be serious... i can't even imagine that :newangel:

BTW.... Go with a tablespoon of mineral oil... take that crap... and the shit will be flying down the water slide :rotflmao:
 
Boam46 said:
You had a degenerate lifestyle in college?!?... you can't be serious... i can't even imagine that :newangel: Oh, no! He didn't mean me! I was a model of virginal purity and decorum. He meant the other IS majors..lmfbo!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

BTW.... Go with a tablespoon of mineral oil... take that crap... and the shit will be flying down the water slide :rotflmao:
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Ha! I think you should become a shitty poet!:rotflmao: But I don't think you'd find anyone to publish that crap!:rotflmao:
 
Exercise for this week:
8/20--40min circuit training
8/21--3mile walk with IT in 45min

Food for Today:
meal#1--strawberries with cottage cheese
meal#2--low-carb protein shake
meal#3--turkey sausage with 3 scrambled eggs
meal#4--.5oz of cheese, small bowl of watermelon
meal#5--broccoli, cooked cabbage with bits of ham
meal#6--bowl of jello
19 net carbs (under 30, so making up for yesterday)

:eek: TMI Warning!! :eek: Dumps: (just for Sheryl and Jenna--everyone else please skip!!:rotflmao: )
8/20--0
8/21--1

I wasn't feeling all that hot today. I slept for about 6hrs last night, and then this afternoon I came home from the office and slept for about 2-3more hours. I was just tired. Guess my body needed it. I was feeling a little down today--think I'm kinda depressed about things--life and marriage. Everything's just so unsettled at the moment. I really wish I could get a decent job. I'm tired of not having any money. Being poor sucks ass!! :drooling:

I soo didn't feel like exercising today, but I forced myself to get my lazy ass out there and work it. I knew I'd feel better if I did, and I did..lol.:)

My eating today was very under control--for the first time in several days. I just wasn't that hungry. I haven't lost any weight since my weigh in last Wednesday. In fact, I was up 3.5lbs from my lowest this am. So I'm hoping that tomorrow I will fare better. :)

Well, my naughty, perverted little kittens, I shall sign off. I hope tomorrow is good for everyone!:jump: :jump: :jump:
 
Your bowel movements make for very interesting reading. Good job! LOL

Oh, and good job on the exercise too. 3 miles in 45 min is excellent. Were you doing some jogging intervals (IT??)?

What is your daily carb max? I did low carb for about 2 days this past year but I couldn't keep it up. It did really cut my appetite, but I think its what got me into this bacon thing.
 
Blancita said:
Your bowel movements make for very interesting reading. Good job! LOL Yeah, it's what inquiring minds want to know, right? lmao:rotflmao: Well, at least I warned you ahead of time!

Oh, and good job on the exercise too. 3 miles in 45 min is excellent. Were you doing some jogging intervals (IT??)? I call it IT, some people might not. Every 2-3 min I alternate between a 16-18min mile pace and walking as fast as I can w/out jogging. It's about a 12-13min mile pace, which is almost a jog. It gets my heart rate going like crazy--which is the point of IT, is it not?:)

What is your daily carb max? I did low carb for about 2 days this past year but I couldn't keep it up. It did really cut my appetite, but I think its what got me into this bacon thing.
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Haha...mmm...bacon!:) 30g a day is what I'm trying to keep it under. This anabolic diet has you being Spartan with the carbs 5days a week, then lets you overload on carbs on the weekends, to sort of shock your system. I'm trying it to see how it works. So far, I'm down 3lbs from yesterday, and I've only been doing this since Monday. I was at 236.5 this am. Trying to break this damn plateau I've been on for a week now. It should work. My hunger is back under control--and that is a great feeling. I got this idea from Tony--he's been doing it, and I read an article he posted in his diary that I liked. While 30g a day is about half of the carbs I was eating daily, the fact that I can eat all the carbs I want on the weekends is very appealing. But this weekend I have to be good. The carbs start next weekend. Yeah, I'm visualizing a massive bowl of steak fetticcini alfredo with garlic toast...lmbo.:drooling:

I logged my food into fitday.com last night, and yesterday my carbs were 8% of my diet. Fat= 45% and Protein= 47% Fiber was only 16g, so I know I have to up that. This a.m. I drank psyllium husk powder with water--about double what I normally do. So I've already had about 15g of fiber today. I think 25g is the RDA, so I want to reach or surpass that everyday. Oh, all this talk of fiber etc is sooo thrilling...NOT:rolleyes:
 
bikinibound said:
I wasn't feeling all that hot today. I slept for about 6hrs last night, and then this afternoon I came home from the office and slept for about 2-3more hours. I was just tired. Guess my body needed it. I was feeling a little down today--think I'm kinda depressed about things--life and marriage. Everything's just so unsettled at the moment. I really wish I could get a decent job. I'm tired of not having any money. Being poor sucks ass!! :drooling:
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Bikinibound, I hope things start going better for you. At least you can work off as much stress as possible and create something positive right? Keep it positive, maybe you will get that job you will be happy with soon!:)
 
bikinibound said:
This anabolic diet has you being Spartan with the carbs 5days a week, then lets you overload on carbs on the weekends, to sort of shock your system. I'm trying it to see how it works. So far, I'm down 3lbs from yesterday, and I've only been doing this since Monday. I was at 236.5 this am. Trying to break this damn plateau I've been on for a week now. It should work.
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I think I need to try something new cause this plateau is effing killing me! I'll have to look up this whole anabolic diet thing. :] Yay to being down 3 since yesterday!! You are doing awesome as usual Kimberly!!
xoxo
 
ellebelle said:
I think I need to try something new cause this plateau is effing killing me! I'll have to look up this whole anabolic diet thing. :] Yay to being down 3 since yesterday!! You are doing awesome as usual Kimberly!!
xoxo
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Well, I gained 3.5lbs over the last week, so I'm still up a .5lb from my lowest weight. But I think that will change soon. This is the article I read about the anabolic diet:
See what you think. :hug2:
 
bikinibound said:
Well, I gained 3.5lbs over the last week, so I'm still up a .5lb from my lowest weight. But I think that will change soon. This is the article I read about the anabolic diet:
See what you think. :hug2:
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Thanks for the link! It sounds really hard core. lol. I think if I can't get off this plateau in a few more days I might try that. :]

I'm sure that you'll lose that .5 plus more soon seeing as how you lost 3 of the 3.5 so quickly. :jump:
 
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