BikiniBound's Diary

You are too funny, girl! Where did you get those random sex facts? Did you pull them out of your ass, or did you move Shery'l oscillating fan and pull them out of hers?:rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You can't get the fan out of there! Its permanently installed... just have to press a button to set if off and the cooling begins!!!
 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You can't get the fan out of there! Its permanently installed... just have to press a button to set if off and the cooling begins!!!

Well, she must have two oscillating fans then--one for her butt crack, and one for her boob crack....lmbo:rotflmao:
 
Well, she must have two oscillating fans then--one for her butt crack, and one for her boob crack....lmbo:rotflmao:

O0oo yea... I think the one for the boobcrack may be removable though!!... now we just have to figure out to get the big screen tv into your boobs!
 
Random sex facts for you my pervy nympho:

1)Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

2)Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

3)The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

4)Sex burns 360 calories per hour

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Oh God... this was great, Jenna! LMAO However, I feel the need to break these points down a bit.

1. I'll have to agree with sex being the safest tranquilizer. I mean if I'm having a difficult time sleeping, I just do the deed (take a shower after, because I don't feel like sleeping in all that) then pass out like a freaking baby. (No cuddle time. It's like an automatic snooze button.) However, if you're really kinky then I suppose animal tranquilizers can be fun... you know, play huntress and Lion. To each their own.
2. Ummm well that depends on what type of "sex" we're talking about here, because I don't know about you, but I don't like my chocolate salty. Ick.
3. Oh no... the average shelf life of a condom in my house is a month, especially with living in NY nowadays. Heat, cold weather= cracking... oh no, I'm not interested in having little ponies at the moment.
4. I don't know about that, because the other night while I was horseback riding while wearing my heart rate monitor......






first off, if anyone ran off to get their heart rate monitor right before, that would be major creepy. LMAO! And to think.. some of you thought I would actually do that! Pffft! :p

-Sheryl

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Oh God... this was great, Jenna! LMAO However, I feel the need to break these points down a bit.

1. I'll have to agree with sex being the safest tranquilizer. I mean if I'm having a difficult time sleeping, I just do the deed (take a shower after, because I don't feel like sleeping in all that) then pass out like a freaking baby. (No cuddle time. It's like an automatic snooze button.) However, if you're really kinky then I suppose animal tranquilizers can be fun... you know, play huntress and Lion. To each their own.

Its such a great way to get to sleep... but umm... huntress and lion... I know whose taking the tranquilizers in your house... you naughty girl!!!
2. Ummm well that depends on what type of "sex" we're talking about here, because I don't know about you, but I don't like my chocolate salty. Ick.

There always is chocolate covered pretzels... those are very yummy... but with that one exception I totally agree LOL

3. Oh no... the average shelf life of a condom in my house is a month, especially with living in NY nowadays. Heat, cold weather= cracking... oh no, I'm not interested in having little ponies at the moment.

But how long have they been in the store:rotflmao: better use them up quick... :eek2:

4. I don't know about that, because the other night while I was horseback riding while wearing my heart rate monitor......

Damn Sheryl... you must be WILD... :rotflmao: that monitor probably can't keep up with your heart!

first off, if anyone ran off to get their heart rate monitor right before, that would be major creepy. LMAO! And to think.. some of you thought I would actually do that! Pffft! :p

-Sheryl


:rotflmao: Could we put anything past you!?:rotflmao:
 
Exercise for the week:
8/6--30min of circuit training, 2 mile walk in 30min with IT
8/7--4mile walk in 60min with IT in humid as hell heat
8/8--30min of circuit training

Food Today:
meal#1--fresh blueberries with yogurt
meal#2--roast turkey w/stuffing and 1/2 baked potato (leftover from last pm)
meal#3--about a cup of mac and cheese (oops, bad girl)
meal#4--low-carb protein shake, 4 peanut butter filled pretzel snacks (60cals)
meal#5--hamburger patty, mixed veggies

Well, I think I did fairly well today. I was going to go for a 2 mile walk tonight, but didn't make it. Oh well...I had lots of fun with Jenna instead. Got a call from my friend in Detroit tonight. Haven't spoken with her in ages, so it was good to talk to her. She was surprised to hear how much weight I've lost and wondered how I've done it. She would like to lose some herself.

And, I've added someone to my harem, so it's been a good day...:rotflmao:
 
I'm super way behind on reading through posts, but thought I'd throw in a "Hey sweetie... Hugs!" Ya know, just 'cuz I can. Have a good one. You doing ok?
 
meal#3--about a cup of mac and cheese (oops, bad girl)

That's been like my only vice in my meals lately . I so love some mac n cheese so I've been having just one cup . It must not be ruining things for me though . So you're not a bad girl , well you are, just not with the mac n cheese ;)

Have a great day ! :hug2:
 
Some mac n' cheese never killed anyone... well not at least that I've heard of! Its soo yummy and I love it... your not a bad girl for that... but as paul said... you are quite a bad girl:rotflmao:
 
Around here, we throw peas [or lima beans] and tuna in our mac and cheese to make it a complete meal. It's not too unhealthy and a step-up for little ones, even though it's really starchy. I also leave out the butter. You kinda can't tell after a while.
 
That's been like my only vice in my meals lately . I so love some mac n cheese so I've been having just one cup . It must not be ruining things for me though . So you're not a bad girl , well you are, just not with the mac n cheese ;)

Have a great day ! :hug2:

You guys crack me up! Glad to know I'm not the only one with a naughty love of mac n cheese--this was actually shells n cheese--which imo is even yummier. Well, it couldn't have been too bad, b/c I lost another 1/2lb-so that makes it official--I've finally hit the 40pound mark! WOO HOO!!So I'm quite pleased about that. Bet you couldn't tell!:jump:
 
You guys crack me up! Glad to know I'm not the only one with a naughty love of mac n cheese--this was actually shells n cheese--which imo is even yummier. Well, it couldn't have been too bad, b/c I lost another 1/2lb-so that makes it official--I've finally hit the 40pound mark! WOO HOO!!So I'm quite pleased about that. Bet you couldn't tell!:jump:

Right on!! Great job Kimberly!
I will shake the pom pom's for you! But in a totally masculine kind of way!:jump:
 
You guys crack me up! Glad to know I'm not the only one with a naughty love of mac n cheese--this was actually shells n cheese--which imo is even yummier. Well, it couldn't have been too bad, b/c I lost another 1/2lb-so that makes it official--I've finally hit the 40pound mark! WOO HOO!!So I'm quite pleased about that. Bet you couldn't tell!:jump:

Yay!!!!!!:jump: :jump: :jump: :: Doing 40 pound down dance::
 
Fantastic!!! Well Done :hug2:
Have you got your eye on a particular bikini you would like to wear? If so post the pic! Im sure your harem would appreciate it! So for the record how many members are in the harem these days? If you have one to lend me, about 6ft dark hair, muscular, GSOH, drop dead sexy ....you get the picture...send him my way!!:jump:

Look forward to the highlights of the next 10lbs!
Sara
 
meal#3--about a cup of mac and cheese (oops, bad girl)

For the uneducated people on the other side of the world....what is 'mac n cheese'?!:confused:

Hmm...I lived in Australia for a year, and I don't recall there not being macaroni and cheese. It is elbow macaroni noodles with a cheesy sauce.

As for the man...I've got a 5'101/2" strawberry blonde somewhat muscular aussie bloke you can have...lmbo
 
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