BikiniBound's Diary

MsGhettoBooty said:


Ummm errr.... I said... you have a nice ass? hahaaa I said you were a horny, little perv. Come on... go ahead and deny it. I dare you! :rotflmao: jk

-Sheryl
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He better not try to deny that he's a horny little perv--b/c I KNOW he is...lmbo

Selena--please please send me some pics of hot drill sergeants. They don't even have to be drill sergeants--just hot..lmbo Looks like Jeremy isn't the only horny little perv...

Jenna--I'm glad we provide you with lots of laughs--b/c you provide me with quite a few yourself, you future big-boobed lawyer...lmbo

Sorry Paul--I used the word "boobs" again. But this time it was on my diary--not yours. :jump:

Well, I didn't hit the 40lb mark this morning--in fact I gained a half pound. But i'm not worried. I'll lose it tomorrow.

Have a swell day everyone. We should all plan a get together sometime-like meet in a centrally located place and have a blast. I mean, if we have this much fun online, just think how much we'd have in person...lmbo.
 
bikinibound said:
Have a swell day everyone. We should all plan a get together sometime-like meet in a centrally located place and have a blast. I mean, if we have this much fun online, just think how much we'd have in person...lmbo.
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Sorry you didn't hit the 40 pound mark... tomorrow is a new day...as you have already stated:)

I think if we all got together there would be a lot of fun chaos and mayhem :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Well, I think my workout last night kicked my butt more than I thought. I was really feeling it this afternoon--especially when I went to the gym. I was going to work those machines hard, but they made me their biotch today..lol
I was spent.:drooling: Maybe it was all that flirting yesterday...:cool:

Anyway, I'm going to take it easy tonight--on the exercise, not the flirting..lol. Now if I can just make it through another hour of work without going to the kitchen and pigging out on all the doughnuts and chocolate that someone brought in today. Dammit, don't they all know I'm on a diet?? lol Jeez, the nerve of some people! :)
 
bikinibound said:
Well, I think my workout last night kicked my butt more than I thought. I was really feeling it this afternoon--especially when I went to the gym. I was going to work those machines hard, but they made me their biotch today..lol
I was spent.:drooling: Maybe it was all that flirting yesterday...:cool:
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Ummm yah... it's called get your ass to bed earlier, you pervette. LMAO! Don't go skimping on sleep, little lady. I'm keeping your hardcore flirting to one night a week. hahaa Anyways, good job with getting to the gym and still cracking shite out on the machines. Also... can you imagine what falls into doughnut batter and melted chocolate while being made? Hmmm.... a few scraps of dandruff.... maybe a lonely crab under someone's nail.... the green goop of a wicked sneez... ? I'm just saying... (I hope that curbs your appetite, because I know after re-reading that, I can do without any of that.) LMAO!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Ummm yah... it's called get your ass to bed earlier, you pervette. LMAO! Don't go skimping on sleep, little lady. I'm keeping your hardcore flirting to one night a week. hahaa Anyways, good job with getting to the gym and still cracking shite out on the machines. Also... can you imagine what falls into doughnut batter and melted chocolate while being made? Hmmm.... a few scraps of dandruff.... maybe a lonely crab under someone's nail.... the green goop of a wicked sneez... ? I'm just saying... (I hope that curbs your appetite, because I know after re-reading that, I can do without any of that.) LMAO!

-Sheryl
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Oh, I got my eight hours. I didn't get up until 11am..lmbo. Hmm...I don't think that sounds too good--crabs under the fingernails. I just went into kitchen to get protein shake out of fridge and saw a carrot cake sitting in there. Dammit. Tell me what falls into cake batter while it's being made...please..lol

Glad you're back on the boards, Sheryl. I missed ya the last hour...:)
 
hmmm ... in cake mix there can be little body hairs... and lots of sweat dripping from dirty foreheads:eek:

You can't let the machines rule you... you gotta beat them into submission... crack out the whip little missie:rotflmao: I agree with Sheryl we're gonna have to cut your flirting time down substantially:)
 
Boam46 said:
hmmm ... in cake mix there can be little body hairs... and lots of sweat dripping from dirty foreheads:eek:
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Awww shit, Jenna... you have no idea what that post did to me right now! LOL I did a dry heave and now I'm tearing up.... I was going to tell her there's a possibility that someone might have gotten a bit fiesty with the carrot before grating it. LMAO!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Awww shit, Jenna... you have no idea what that post did to me right now! LOL I did a dry heave and now I'm tearing up.... I was going to tell her there's a possibility that someone might have gotten a bit fiesty with the carrot before grating it. LMAO!
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I grossed myself off... but i hadda keep her away from the cake:rotflmao:

Too feisty with the carrot... we are some dirty nasty Girlzzz:rotflmao:
 
OMG i come online to check how the weight loss is going...the struggles...the successes and DAMN i get to hear about crabs under fingernails and people using vegetable in a way they never should!!!!! MY VIRGIN EARS!!!AHHHHHHHHH.

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rena

ps you girls are very perverted...lol
 
Thank God I stayed away from the carrot cake!! Thanks girls...lmbo

Sorry if they are grossing you out, Rena. I cannot control what those two brazen hussies write in my diary...lmbo
 
bikinibound said:
Sounds like you might have some experience with this, Sheryl.. Remind me never to eat a carrot cake you make...lmbo
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Ummm for your information, I don't even like carrots.


However, I've been told I make the SWEETEST zucchini bread.... ever! Muahahaaaaaaaa!!!! :pumpkin: <--- I used a pumpkin since they didn't have a smiling zucchini.. LMAO!

-Sheryl
 
I just went and got coffee at Dunkin Donuts... and I saw all the pictures of the donuts and my stomach started flopping around in circles:rotflmao:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Ummm for your information, I don't even like carrots.


However, I've been told I make the SWEETEST zucchini bread.... ever! Muahahaaaaaaaa!!!! :pumpkin: <--- I used a pumpkin since they didn't have a smiling zucchini.. LMAO!

-Sheryl
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Damn. Zucchini's can be quite big. How big are the ones that you use? lmbo
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Ummm yah... I'm going to listen to the girl who is preaching about being slutty and getting their "freak ons." Pot calling the kettle black, rena... lol
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HAHAHA.... I forgot she was preaching about that.... You're ears are very far from Virgin:rotflmao:
 
Boam46 said:
I just went and got coffee at Dunkin Donuts... and I saw all the pictures of the donuts and my stomach started flopping around in circles:rotflmao:
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Did you imagine the lonesome little crab sitting on the doughnut and saying in a squeaky little voice, "Please don't eat me, Jenna!" hahaaaaaaaa!!! Way to stay away from them doughnuts, girl! God... we're sick for even coming up with all of this just to keep Kim from eating crap earlier. From one "brazen hussy" to another... we're awesome, Jenna. LMAO!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:

Did you imagine the lonesome little crab sitting on the doughnut and saying in a squeaky little voice, "Please don't eat me, Jenna!" hahaaaaaaaa!!! Way to stay away from them doughnuts, girl! God... we're sick for even coming up with all of this just to keep Kim from eating crap earlier. From one "brazen hussy" to another... we're awesome, Jenna. LMAO!
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OMG... we are sooo insane... and its sooo awesome... some insane brazen hussie pervie craziness never hurt anybody... or did it:rolleyes: LOL Ha!

Now what kinda crab are you talking about... from the sea... or from some diseased firecrotch?

Wow... now I'm getting way to gross!
 
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