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bikinibound said:
I can picture you know with a rubber dong strapped on, giving me the business....:smilielol5:
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Being as I was in such a fackin' festive mood, I would have busted out the special rubber dongs: 1's the shape of an ear of corn and the other's a turkey neck with a head. LMAO! jk


I am having a hard time avoiding the leftovers today. So far I've had two small slices of pumpkin pie and a turkey and swiss sandwich.
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That Granny of yours is a doll. haha One of these days, I'm going to have to meet her when I come up to see you, woman. She's infamous in the WLF. I might have to get her autograph. haha Also, good job with the leftovers. I have two uncut pies sitting in the fridge and they're going to stay that way until I can get rid of them. haha!


So I told myself if I wasn't asleep by 5am, I was gonna get up and head out early. Well, 5 am rolled around and I still wasn't asleep. But it was 20 frickin' degrees out, and there was no way in hell I was hauling my lazy warm ass out of bed so I could scrape frost off my windshield and battle assholes left and right. So I stayed in bed and slept off and on until 10am...:party:
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Isn't tryptophan great shit? That'll make you pass out quick fast in a hurry. As for Khol's, I honestly believe you didn't miss a damn thing. I mean, if you like bumping heads with dipshits, then you really missed out. Personally, a warm bed beats walking your ass in 20 degree weather hands fackin' down.

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:

Being as I was in such a fackin' festive mood, I would have busted out the special rubber dongs: 1's the shape of an ear of corn and the other's a turkey neck with a head. LMAO! jk
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LMAO! How about a rubber dong in the shape of a butternut squash? :smilielol5:

That Granny of yours is a doll. haha One of these days, I'm going to have to meet her when I come up to see you, woman. She's infamous in the WLF. I might have to get her autograph. haha Also, good job with the leftovers. I have two uncut pies sitting in the fridge and they're going to stay that way until I can get rid of them. haha!
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Ha! More like notorious..lmao. Yesterday a little before 4pm she started getting antsy--time to get someone to take her to bingo. She'd had enough of us assholes, apparently. This happens every T-day. I think she asked about 4 times who was taking her to bingo...lol. And when we were planning our Christmas get together, she wanted to do it on Saturday instead of Sunday so that it wouldn't interfere with her bingo. One has to have one's priorities in life, eh? :smilielol5:

Isn't tryptophan great shit? That'll make you pass out quick fast in a hurry. As for Khol's, I honestly believe you didn't miss a damn thing. I mean, if you like bumping heads with dipshits, then you really missed out. Personally, a warm bed beats walking your ass in 20 degree weather hands fackin' down.
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And being in a warm bed with Sheryl and her collection of rubber dongs under the covers is even better---but only on Wednesdays...LMAO! Oh, those rubber dongs are safe, aren't they? I mean if you dipped them in boiling water they wouldn't melt would they? I ask b/c my pussy's smokin' hot!! :smilielol5:
 
My opinion on Clinton is that if getting a blow job in the oval office kept him relaxed enough that he did not feel the need to go out bombing, then I am all for it. Maybe someone else could use some stress relief, too....
 
AmbaLove said:
My opinion on Clinton is that if getting a blow job in the oval office kept him relaxed enough that he did not feel the need to go out bombing, then I am all for it. Maybe someone else could use some stress relief, too....
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That's exactly how I feel. If the worst thing Clinton did while in office was lie about gettin a blow job from an intern, I'll take that over lying to the public about non-existant WMDs and being responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians and thousands of U.S. and allied soldiers.
 
I'm seeing a marketing opportunity similar to the Jones Soda Co. (they come out with a holiday pack each year of crazy flavors like ham, green bean casserole, etc.)

Sheryl's toy packs: Thanksgiving pack: turkey head, butternut squash, corn cob, potato masher, and drumstick.

Christmas pack: candy cane, christmas tree, snowman, icicle and jolly ol' st. nick dick.
 
Howdy Bikini,
Hey there you still didn't hit the 5,000+
calories like they were saying lot's of peeps eat that day.I usually
do and I did well but I must say alor couldhave been do to nerves the
night before.Your doing great and I love the week 4 bonus I really needed
that extra working out!Have a gr8 night Tammy
 
AmbaLove said:
I'm seeing a marketing opportunity similar to the Jones Soda Co. (they come out with a holiday pack each year of crazy flavors like ham, green bean casserole, etc.)

Sheryl's toy packs: Thanksgiving pack: turkey head, butternut squash, corn cob, potato masher, and drumstick.

Christmas pack: candy cane, christmas tree, snowman, icicle and jolly ol' st. nick dick.
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LMAO!! :smilielol5::smilielol5: Brilliant. I'm sure Sheryl will get right on it...pun intended. :sifone:
 
niapage said:
Howdy Bikini,
Hey there you still didn't hit the 5,000+
calories like they were saying lot's of peeps eat that day.I usually
do and I did well but I must say alor couldhave been do to nerves the
night before.Your doing great and I love the week 4 bonus I really needed
that extra working out!Have a gr8 night Tammy
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Thanks, I figured we all could use a little extra exercise this week. Dang--I ate badly again today--still too much damn pie in the house!! But, it's almost gone--thank God!! Anyone wanna come over and eat my pie?? :smilielol5::smilielol5:
 
AmbaLove said:
Hm...I would have thought zucchini shaped toys would be more in Sheryl's line...
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I'm trying to design something a bit more omnivore friendly. Every dildo resembles some kind of veggie: a cucumber... a pickle... a japanese eggplant. Oh no.... I'm looking into designing something that looks good enough to eat, ya know? Sort of like a weight loss dildo. "Hey, I'm hungry.... but I'm also horny and well, I don't want to consume so many calories. Hey! I'll use my MGB's Vibrating the Pounds Away Dildo!" It's brilliant really.

bikinibound said:
Anyone wanna come over and eat my pie?? :smilielol5::smilielol5:
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I'd be more than happy to stick my entire face in your pie. :D As long as it's not piping hot where I'll suffer 3rd degree burns and shit. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl
 
I cant believe you were even able to calculate your calories! Luckily I was a guest at someone else's home and they didn't pack me any desert leftovers. I got an aluminum pan full of reasonably healthy things (plain sweet potato, rice w/ beans, turkey, ham, plus some "bad" baked ziti). But that's it on the food, we ate well yesterday and I didn't have to cook one thing! This attending other people's dinners is the way to go! He he.
 
Blancita said:
I cant believe you were even able to calculate your calories! Luckily I was a guest at someone else's home and they didn't pack me any desert leftovers. I got an aluminum pan full of reasonably healthy things (plain sweet potato, rice w/ beans, turkey, ham, plus some "bad" baked ziti). But that's it on the food, we ate well yesterday and I didn't have to cook one thing! This attending other people's dinners is the way to go! He he.
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That didn't work for me. My cousin sent home some yams, squash and his famous stuffing--so that wasn't so bad. But I made two pies and ended up bringing one home with me--and then my mom made two pumpkin pies to keep at home. So there have been three pies sitting around. There is still about 1/3 left of the apple/pear/cranberry pie I made, and about 1/2 of a pumpkin pie. I do not expect there to be any pie left by the end of the day. Thankfully, I am out of the house until about 2-3pm today, so that limits my pie exposure. hehe I'm hoping most of the pie will be gone by the time I get home. :D I don't remember ever having such a weekness for pie before. I'm blaming my new found love of pie on Sheryl and her damn TLD. :smilielol5:
 
Since we were driving 5 hours back home, I did not have to take any left overs back, which was great. Because 3 days worth of mashed potatoes, egg noodles, orange cranapple chutney, coconut cake and sweet potato casserole would definately have been bad for the diet.

I could so care less about the meat at thanksgiving. I just want starch with a side of starch, garnished with starch.
 
bikinibound said:
LMAO! How about a rubber dong in the shape of a butternut squash? :smilielol5:


And being in a warm bed with Sheryl and her collection of rubber dongs under the covers is even better---but only on Wednesdays...LMAO! Oh, those rubber dongs are safe, aren't they? I mean if you dipped them in boiling water they wouldn't melt would they? I ask b/c my pussy's smokin' hot!! :smilielol5:
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ok I nominate YOU for top of the perv list this week!:smilielol5: Esp for
PHP: 
a rubber dong in the shape of a butternut squash?
 
Hi Kimberly

I laughed when I saw this

bikinibound said:
Tell that H the next time he wants some affection he should wash the dishes or vacuum, 'cause nothing turns a woman on more than her man doing housework...
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An hour ago - my husband started vacuuming the living room. Did he want affection? No - he has cold and remembered that I had hidden away the only chocolate in the house after Halloween. He asked me for chocolate - and got it. It is true that it is a good way to get what you want from women.

And now for a timely reminder - not a nag because I would never do that. You have some paperwork to do this weekend. Dont forget all about it will you.

Take care
Love
Margaret
 
It's a good thing Thanksgiving only happens one day a year. LOL I love it!! and I ate what I wanted also, that's probably why the damn 3 pounds I THOUGHT I was going to be at, didn't happen. LOL LMAO, OH Well there is always next week right?? We will do well and have something good to post then. It's cold here too, about 32-34 all day today, with a few light flurries, but nothing that stuck because the roads are to warm still. And that's just fine with me. I stayed in ALL DAY and watched football, that's all, how pathetic is that right??? LOL LOL Hey read my diary, they had some GREAT games going on, and I couldn't peel myself away from the 100 inch for two seconds. LOL LOL

Well, I'm going to watch the Kansas game, and have some HOT TEA!! Hope you get some nooky tonight!! I'll check in on you later gator!!
LOVE YA!
Twin:hurray::grouphug:
 
Omega said:
An hour ago - my husband started vacuuming the living room. Did he want affection? No - he has cold and remembered that I had hidden away the only chocolate in the house after Halloween. He asked me for chocolate - and got it. It is true that it is a good way to get what you want from women.
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Hehe--affection, chocolate, whatever it is you want, doing housework for your wife is a great way to get it..lol

And now for a timely reminder - not a nag because I would never do that. You have some paperwork to do this weekend. Dont forget all about it will you.
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Actually, there's no paperwork involved. It's all online--which makes it a bit easier. :D But I do plan on working ion it--as soon as the football's finished...lmao.
 
Miss Ladybug said:
It's a good thing Thanksgiving only happens one day a year. LOL I love it!! and I ate what I wanted also, that's probably why the damn 3 pounds I THOUGHT I was going to be at, didn't happen. LOL LMAO, OH Well there is always next week right?? We will do well and have something good to post then. It's cold here too, about 32-34 all day today, with a few light flurries, but nothing that stuck because the roads are to warm still. And that's just fine with me. I stayed in ALL DAY and watched football, that's all, how pathetic is that right??? LOL LOL Hey read my diary, they had some GREAT games going on, and I couldn't peel myself away from the 100 inch for two seconds. LOL LOL

Well, I'm going to watch the Kansas game, and have some HOT TEA!! Hope you get some nooky tonight!! I'll check in on you later gator!!
LOVE YA!
Twin:hurray::grouphug:
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Well, aside from spending 4hrs at the office today, grocery shopping and getting some afternoon action, I've been watching football all day..lol. First watched the Tenn/UK game (very entertaining, although I was hoping the Vols would lose), then a bit of the UGA/GA Tech game, then some Fla/Fla St, Clemson/S. Car, and now Kansas/Mizzou--go Tigers...hehe.

Today is the first day since Tuesday that I've eaten under 2000 calories. :hurray: :D
 
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