because i'm worth it!! (aren't we all??!)

I have a lot of Irish in the gene pool.


yeah i kinda guessed thats what you meant...sometimes i can't stop myself from being facetious...............:)

i have a few irish genes in me too...might be were i got my green eyes from!!
b/c theres a gorg irish actress with my exact hair & eyes colour & skin tone too...orla brady...btw i said she was gorgeous not me!! hahaha......



yes feel ireland definitely my spiritual home...plus i'm always being accused of vagueness...about everything....don't like to be tied down myself (to exact dates/times etc LOL) & going by these i'll fit right in!!

Any Description of Distances, Directions and Time
The "Irish mile" is very flexible. And time is fluid. While you may expect to cover three to four miles walking at home, this will not apply in Ireland. Especially if you have to rely on directions given by locals. They might play down the distance to avoid discouraging walkers, send the same walkers on the "scenic route" or throw in helpful hints like "turn left where the dog usually sits". Get a map.

Hole in the Wall
Unless specifically referring to the longest pub in Ireland this phrase denotes an ATM
i thought everyone says this...i know do!!

Sure
Even if uttered with utmost conviction, this will always remain interpretable as meaning only "within the realms of possibility" (see also "Yes" and "No" below).

Take care!
This usually means "Goodbye", unless a total stranger shouts it in your direction. In which case it may be taken literally or it's goodbye to you.
again...i say this all the time...
cheeky scousers make me laugh too...you can be walking along minding your own business...& some fella will just shout across to you...
alright darlin hows it goin??! :)
well its always nice to be a little friendly/flirty isn't it...puts a smile on your face!!

Yes and No
Irish does not really have a definite "yes", neither a final "no". This explains the abhorrence with which the use of these words is treated. They are avoided as far as possible. Only if pressed a clear answer might be given - the implication always being that both "yes" and "no" are in a state of flux and synonymous with "well, maybe, we'll see".

Yoke
A mechanical or other implement, anything from a spade to a nuclear device.
 
heard this song today & thought ...oh yeahhhh i can soooo relate to that...haven't we all had at least one fucked up r/ship that you know you should get out of but instead you just go back & forth...wrecking each others head in the process.....or is just me...oh & pink?? :D




one of the good things about getting (a little...) older is that you look back & realise that most upsets & suffering in r/ships are caused by trying to make each r/ship...THE ONE...when the vast majority are meant to end...thats just the way it is...love & learn baby..........of course i still believe my soulmate is out there somewhere RIGHT NOW this very minute...isn't it a strange thought to think that right now each & everyone of our next partners...is out there right now...damn that means that right at this very moment some girl might have her clammy little paws on MY MAN....BITCH :rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
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right i'm off for the night..........but i just have to show you these (no NOT THEM....:rolleyes: get your mind out of the gutter LOL) how cute are these??

i bought them today & with a few bangs...of the hammer...there they were above my bed...pretty...............:Angel_anim:


btw the painting is of Jeanne Hébuterne...a muse & great love of the painter Modigliani. theirs was a tempestuous r/ship...2 days after his death...& 9 mths pregnant...she threw herself out of a fifth-floor window killing herself and her unborn child....i obviously have a thing for tortured romance!! jesus................could explain the serial wife phase...........
 
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have you read any of my posts?? LOL...believe me...theres really very few things that are inapproprite for me to discuss/say.....or hear...;)


i know shes really pretty...i got a dvd of 'mistresses' the other day...a series that shes in...she plays a bit of a harlot actually...always cheating on her hubbie....naughty naughty.....

anyhoo.............
i have friends coming round...going to throw whatever i have in the fridge in a stir fry...& hope for the best...anyway they don't really come for the food...its my sparkling wit & personality that they're drawn to hahaha..........
(oh yeah...& my modesty......:Angel_anim:.......)
 
this guy...this song...his voice...does something to women...oh yeah.....he makes me feel a little.....hmmmmmmm..... ***** :blush5: (& no its not horny...though that'd fit too.............LOL) hes only 19 FFS!! when hes singing this so how come he sounds like he really knows women..........or is it just my couple of glasses of wine talking?? hahaha...maybe...............



slow down, lie down
remember it's just you and me
don't sell out, bow out
remember how this used to be.............
(put this on & the woman in your life will melt....i guarantee it...:))



back off loneliness, and hello tenderness
I've been waiting for your call for so long
it must have ve been hard just to follow your soul
to stick to the road that your heart wants you to go
and as you slide through the door
with your morals on your sleeve
I think it's time for all those morals to leave
so let's get down and freaky baby
let's get restless baby, come on get crazy with me...........

ahhhhhhhhhh.......on that note.....night all........;)
 
oooooh still a little wine left from last night...so i'm obligated to drink it obviously :Angel_anim: waste not want not...as my nan used to say!!

but what with a bit of choc this wk...& now several glasses of wine...don't think i'll weight myself till....hmmmmm mon/tues!! but i'm not detoxing...i'm not trying to ban all the yummy naughty things from my diet...i'd just crave them more...like the sex i'm obsessing over right now...i swear like i've said before even though i won't get into a r/ship again until i feel as sassy & sexy as i always feel in my head anyway!! LOL...one of these days my body may just suddenly decide to override my mind & grab the first guy i see...so if a news article says...horny woman has wicked way with man she pounces on...it'll be ME!! :newangel::newangel:

as for weigh ins...i know most ppl on here have set days for that...but i don't...though i usually do it about once/twice a wk...depends how i feel...think you start to get in tune with your body & most of the time you just know if you've lost/put on/stayed the same etc.....if i feel its either of the last two...i don't weight myself!!! its the slacker in me i guess...don't like pressure...so although i've lost almost everytime i've weighed myself thats b/c on other times i think i might have gained a lb or two i don't weight myself...it makes perfect sense to me...but thankfully it does make me move my ass a bit more to even things out!! so theres method in my madness....:D


i saw a pic of SJP today...& if she hasn't had botox...i'm a monkeys uncle!!

i mean come on even a 35 yr old has a few slight signs of lines/age...but nothing!! shes a couple yrs older than me...& while i haven't succombed to botox...& doubt i ever will...as i like ppl to know if they've pissed me off! frozen forehead??? can't even friggin frown at somebody?? NO THANKS!!! i know a couple of ppl who have had it done...& i'm one of those annoying ones who bring all the attention on them...by saying make it move for me!!! (their foreheads.....pervs.....)

thats not to say i don't invest in anti-wrinkle creams...tons!!! well those that don't cost more than £20 anyway!! i mean its something i care about it...but let it cut into my shoe budget???? i don't friggin think so!!!!! i do have my priorities FFS!!! if i pop my clogs today...my last thought won't be fuck i wish i'd spent more on face creams...but it may just be...damn it i wish i'd splurged on these babies when i had the chance....


they have little hearts over the toes...& pink &black!!!!


& these marni ones....

gorg...& a little fierce!!!

instead of a new friggin washing m/c!!! i mean whats wrong with handwashing anyway??! :rolleyes: :D


its throwing it down with rain here...makes me think of a little ditty we used to sing as kids...

its raining....its pouring....
the old man is snoring...
he went to bed & bumped his head & couldn't get up in the morning :)
 
replied to a thread then noticed it was yrs old...2005!! didn't know WLF had been going that long...

reading through some of the posts made me realise that despite my own colourful past...i still have quite romantic views of r/ships & marriage in particular...swinging???? i don't friggin think so!! why would you want to see the man/woman you're (supposedly...) in love with fuck someone else?? (i say fuck...& not make love with...b/c if you're prepared to shag anything you bump in to at a party...its not exactly lovemaking is it??!) its tantamount to condoning cheating....IYAM...like saying anything goes...yet some have 'rules' WTF?? you can do this/you can't do that...& only when we're together etc...as if...i think if you open THAT door...you've already kissed goodbye to any real trust/fidelity on either side....

ick...just the thought turns my stomach...i'm definitely a one **** woman & for his sake he'd better be the same...well not with ****'s if hes with me!! (though each to their own ;)) so i'll make that he'd better be a one ***** man!!! hint...it doesn't start with 'f'....actually though you don't say that do you?? in the US fanny means bum :)

its one thing to have fantasies...they can be as naughty & graphic as you like...mine are currently XXX rated lately....due to man/sex drought...maybe thats why more men need/watch porn more than women...as 'they' say men need a visual...we do too....but maybe we just have better imaginations :D

i think its funny when men think that b/c you haven't had sex for a (long) while......that you haven't had an orgasm since either...GTF!!?? women don't need a **** for that...just ask girls who like girls...our filthy imaginations & nimble fingers are all we need........actually even men can't really be that daft...they must know thats a load of crap...maybe they just say it in the hope that the woman in question will say...yes you're soooo right...its been toooo long....just take me...take me now.........hahaha......

thats it i'm stopping the sex talk right now...b/c while we don't NEED a **** for those...its not that i think about....its the thought of wanting to feel the weight of a man on top of me IYKWIM............so yeah....enough man/sex talk...don't want to be on the news for molesting male strangers in the street!! as while i know i don't NEED one...i'd still quite like one...y'know one of those man things...not the other thing...though score!! they usually come as a pair.....from what i can remember......jesus do i talk a load of twaddle or what??!! no shame!! :newangel: luckily its such gobbedly gook that hardly anyone will know what i'm prattling on about..ok i'm stopping NOW.......LOL
 
had some dominos pizza earlier...only a few slices so that was ok...better that than a whole one!! i even managed to resist THOSE cookies!! OMG!! have you tried them?? with the choccie dips?? hmmmmm yummy!!! still.....

choc/wine...& now pizza...oooooooh its a slippery slope!!! so i'll have to (TRY) to be super good for the next few days....jesus i wish they'd hurry up & make a magic pill...that lets you eat what/when/how much you like & not gain any weight!!

oh yes i know i know theres health concerns too...i want to be fitter & healthier & look after my bod blahblahblah...still it'd be fun to use it just occasionally ;)
 
not sure if you get this show in the US...i think its really funny...about a group of teens...not cool enough to be popular & not geeky enough to be nerds...hence the name LOL














then again i like the humour of knocked up & superbad so it might not be for all tastes!! :biggrinjester:

but as the comic genius charlie chaplin said...

A day without a laugh is a wasted day.

Through humor, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant. It also heightens our sense of survival and preserves our sanity.


so whatever floats your boat...make sure you have a good old giggle...at least 2/3 a day...like the old saying says...
a laugh a day keeps the doctor away!!
 
i see taye diggs is still as handsome as ever!! (maybe even a little too pretty...i mean what woman in her right mind would want to date a man prettier than she is??!!) he was in greys last night...plus it takes a real man to carry off a cardi!!! & he rocked it...even with a flat cap on??! LOL


obviously a look he likes...here he is in a similar ensemble...ooooooh with a bit of scruff/facial hair too swoon...........

the only other man i know to look so good in a cardi is cuddly brainbox stephen fry :beating:

can't find a cardi pic but here is in a wooly jumper & jacket...so what if hes gay?? i would just curl up on his lap...& listen to him being SO super clever!!! hes adorable....as you can tell i have quite an eclectic taste when it comes to men...as with most things...:)

actually i bet gil grissom could rock a cardi too!!! ;)
 
in the same play list theres a really creepy cat??! look at it eyes staring right at the camera...give me a great big lummox of a dog any day!!

& a group of ppl all around the world singing stand by me :coolgleamA:

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i think in the same playlist you can see a clip of the worlds fattest man (2006...) being driven around in his new van...god love him...but thats exactly why we're all on here...as we don't want to end up doing the same...or being lifted out of windows!!!

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check out the crazy cool fighting robots...only in japan!!

& the underwater football fans...only in england...well we are reknowned for our eccentricity...apparently!! :hat:
 
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i obviously have the SOH of a teenaged boy as i find this really funny (if hugely crude...& juvenile hahaha) as my eldest (21) just rolled his eyes when he saw what i was giggling at...hes old before his bloody time i swear!! :)


DO NOT click on this & then moan about it if easily offended...as could well be the most swearing/rude words (!) than in any other youtube clip EVER!!

keep seeing these clips everywhere youtube/msn...anyway if you can catch the series...watch it. reminds me of being back in sixth form (eons ago...LOL) when the boys were always a bit awkward/desperate (!!) like this compared to the girls...i remember when my son was doing his A levels in 6th form...the lads would all look about 16 still while the girls would all look 25!!

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ok last one...i promise!! :D
& one of the crudest ever (well except for the n***/guts...f********/mum comments above OMG!!??)
do you put the b**** in??! classic................
 
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Curious..

Hello Baglady, what're the A levels in 6th form?? That first show with the Pink underneath and heart toe hole is really cute..
 
Hello Baglady, what're the A levels in 6th form?? That first show with the Pink underneath and heart toe hole is really cute..

oh nothing exciting i'm afraid...its the exams we do in sixth form college at 18 before usually going to university...though its confusing as don't you call uni college?? anyhoo..........
that shows on at the moment & it has me in fits of giggles.....
 
Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.
Bertolt Brecht
German dramatist


What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?
Bertolt Brecht
(hmmmm tell that to my 2nd ex hubbie..........hahaha......naughty boy...& out of the 3...he was the most conservative?? go figure....??!)

War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left.
Bertrand Russell
Brit. mathematician and Nobel Prize Laureate (literature)
 
new laptop!!

& its PINK!!! 'luxury pink' actually....(thats shiny pink to you & me!!)

so back in business internet wise...
after finn took off of several keys from the keyboard (crisp crumb stuck under...apparently...) & then dropped it while bouncing on my bed!!!?? (little bugger............) my old one finally gave up the ghost...or is it goat?? :) it just couldn't take the abuse anymore.............

i am HOPING that when i finally get around to taking old one in to pc world they will work miracles to retrieve my docs/pics from 'old one'...if they don't...then i will CRY...A LOT...seriously!!! but for now prefer to live in hope while admiring my fancy new computer!!!! as if i even think for one sec what i may well LOSE FOREVER...i get an awful sick feeling in my stomach...lots of writing etc...but then i think does it really matter...lets face it am i ever going to really get around to writing THAT book???? the same one (almost) been writing on/off since i was about 25...................???!! :rofl::rofl:

hmmmmmmm....unlikely.........maybe in the next life.............

COULDA WOULDA SHOULDA will be my epitaph.........still even so...I WANT IT BACK!!!!!!!

(well either that...or...better late than never...i'll be late to my own funeral as they say LOL)
 
acceptance...

acceptance doesn't mean that you don't want to change something...
it just means that you are willing to accept that where you are now...
is where you are now...
 
like i always say...

you can find inspiration in lots of places you might not expect (& quotes too LOL!!)

you can blame others for the person you are...

or

take responsibility & be the person you want to be...

wise words from janice dickinsons sister
(yes THAT janice dickinson!!)

ooooooh i do like a bit of pink!!
bugs me when girls say i hate pink etc as if they think that by liking it makes you some kind of girlie girl (??!) lightweight/pushover/doormat etc....

i say embrace your girlieness....is that even a word?? girly with an edge definitley!! (not paris hilton pink.....noooooo!!!) anyway...never been a doormat to any man...though have binbagged a few exes hahaha......oh i love men really...really i do...really really truly..........;)

i like the banter between men...oh & messing with their heads...not in a nasty way...but in a flirty, friendly way...its funny how men never quite keep up with women in conversations...we jump from one thing to the next...while men are like WTF?? i like an irish saying an old school pal from ireland said to me...like most women you know what you mean even if no one else does!!

as marilyn says....the woman of THE most famous pink dress...EVER....

I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it
Marilyn Monroe



love all marilyns movies...the earlier bubblegum ones & the later roles in bustop/misfits etc...but whats really a little sad about that dress & THAT song...is that when she died...the only gems she had were paste...rhinestones/imitation diamonds etc...except for a broken diamond engagement ring...

lizzie taylor was the one who bagged the men with the huge wallets big enough for all the diamonds she set her little heart on...she was given two of the biggest diamonds ever by her hubbie richard burton...the krupp...33.19 carats and mounted in a ring & a 69.4-carat pear shaped, D-color, Interally Flawless diamond...named the Taylor-Burton Diamond and mounted as a pendent on a necklace by Harry Winston. In 1978, Elizabeth Taylor sold the stone, and part of the proceeds went to help build a hospital in Botswana, Africa (she still made $2,000,000+ profit though on the sale!!) marilyn on the other hand...away from her movie persona went for bookish types...arthur miller/robert kennedy (allegedly...)

lizzies my birthday twin (feb 27th) so obviously love her...but always had a big soft spot for MM...in all her curvy girlieness (that word again...) of course ppl think she was REALLY big...when in actual fact she was only ever about a size 12 (US 8) & 14 (10) at most...in her last yr though...she lost so much weight she went to a size 10 (6) i have a book with pics of her wearing very tight pucci dresses & ferragamo shoes...looking like a very slinky 60's chick...


but wayyyyyy too skinny....to me....marilyn monroe will always be synonymous with womanly curves....but then this is 1962...the yr she died...i suppose any woman involved in a high profile affair with the married brother of the president (ditto on the allegedly LOL...) would lose weight too with all the stress/drama of it all....i know in my serial wife/GF/drama queen days i was really slim too...without seemingly trying to lose/eat less....the nerves diet!!


btw...whats going on with scarlett??? shes lost A LOT of weight!! though she still looks stunning....think shes even sexier with curves...

as always off topic...BY MILES!!! movie stars...illicit affairs...but i did bring up weight too!!
 
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