ChefChiTown
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Ha Ha! You crack me up crazy! Let me demonstrate the awesome Cyber Sex, I mean, CYBEX machine... please see pics below...
No, no, no. THIS is Cyber Sex...
Me: So, what are you wearing?
You: Not much. Just a pair of socks and a smile.
Me: Mmm, that's hott...with TWO T's.
You: HE HE HE!!!
Me: I'm unbuttoning my trousers right now.
You: Take 'em off big boy!
Me: Big? It's HUGE!
You: Really? Because I heard it's actually pretty small.
Me: Umm...what?
You: Yeah, you know...not small like a kitten, but small like ant larvae. Or, like a slightly crushed peanut M&M. Not a whole one, but just part of one. You know, like that one M&M in the bag that just quite didn't make it? Yeah, you're that small.
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: ...
And then one of our dad's walk into the room and catch us, and then we shut our computers off really quick and pretend like we were doing homework. But, they totally know what we were doing and tell our moms about it. Then, our moms give us really weird looks in the morning when we go downstairs and eat our cereal. Yeeeeeah...cyber sex.
