A new start for Iwan

So, ever have a situation in life where you just don't know who to believe? I'm there right now. Mr. Broken Drama Queen II comes to the bullet proof reception booth and says:

BDQII: Hey, why won't you return my calls?

Me: Because your GIRLFRIEND called me and told me to back off, so I did.

BDQII: Oh. you know, she's not really my girlfriend. Well, she used to be but now we are just friends.

Me: well, she missed that memo. Or your leading her to believe she is your girlfriend. either way, I'm not getting involved. I'm backing off as she requested and please, leave me out of this. I don't want to get in the middle of all your girlfriend ex girlfriend drama.

at this point the girlfriend ex girlfriend gets up and starts walking over to the booth. I close the window, turn and high tail it back to this computer console to write this. Now they are bickering and her makeup magically matches her face.
 
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I don't know if she cried or not. But he went into his excersize rehab appointment and she left. I told the therapist to make him cry and she said she'd try.
 
alright, he's done with his stupid appointment and now he's all pissed off because the girlfriend ex girlfriend took his car, his cell phone and his keys...all of his keys, and took off. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Karma.
 
*this blow by blow brought to you by an afternoon of rare sunshine, thus seriously decreasing the patient/employee ratio at my office*

MBDQII called the cops and reported his car and cell phone stolen. I went to lunch came back and was entertained by the report from coworkers on how he filed a police report and said his car was stolen by his ex girlfriend who's pissed off at him. Turns out she took his car, his phone and his keys back to his place, locked the keys inside the vehicle (probably after making sure the front door to the house was locked), and then took off in her car.
Oh, I laughed so hard I cried and nearly peed.
And I was going to go on a date with that putz! I'm pathetic!
 
OMG, my employer just bought us (employees) a corporate membership to my gym! So now I dont have to spend that $400 to renew my membership (I'm cheap). I"M SOOOO HAPPY!!! I MAY EVEN DO A HAPPY DANCE!!! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!
 
Well, Friday was a good day till friday night rolled around. I got a migraine that made me nauseous. I was throwing up from about 1am friday till 9 or 10 pm saturday, most of saturday I couldn't even open my eyes. But I lost 3 lbs. Of course it'll all come back in a couple of days as soon as I get my fluids back in balance...but still...my pants look fabulous on me today. I still feel like poopoo. My doc had me do fasting blood draws this morning, and now I've just had the glucola for the 2 hour glucose test....ick, that stuff is freakin nasty. She is checking for diabetes because before I got that horrible headache that made me so freakin sick I had a big slice of cake at a party. I am sure it was all the sugar that set it off so I'm very afraid that I may have diabetes or pre diabetes. I was craving sugary beverages all day saturday even though I couldn't keep anything down and thank the goddess I didn't act on those craving urges. I stayed with plain flavorless pedialite and water. Anyways, thats my update, I'll try and get to some journals now.
 
I'm starting to laps back into how I felt yesterday. I seriously think its sugar thats doing it. And I can't go home from work because our office manager just left and I'm in command now. YUCK! I hate this feeling.
 
Sorry you are feeling so awful. You need some tlc! Hope you get to feeling better soon and that this is nothingserious!!:)
 
hopeffully the end of the day is approaching and you can go home and sleep.. take a sick day if you aren't better and pamper yourself..
 
Okay, test results are in and I'm not diabetic, in fact I have amazing pancreatic function...lol. Even after the glucola test I was only at 103. which is good. My doc said I may have a migraine trigger that has something to do with sugar. I had the glucola for the test and about an hour later the headache started coming back and by my lunch hour I was bent over my trash can hurling and couldn't even keep my head up. Good thing I work in my doctors office. I'm still at work. Imatrex did the trick and I feel...so-so now.
No days off in my future, my boss slipped yesterday and hurt her shoulder, she was here this morning but left. I don't need a day off, I just want this headache to go away and stay away! waaaaa! I know, I'm a big freakin' baby.
 
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