So, ever have a situation in life where you just don't know who to believe? I'm there right now. Mr. Broken Drama Queen II comes to the bullet proof reception booth and says:
BDQII: Hey, why won't you return my calls?
Me: Because your GIRLFRIEND called me and told me to back off, so I did.
BDQII: Oh. you know, she's not really my girlfriend. Well, she used to be but now we are just friends.
Me: well, she missed that memo. Or your leading her to believe she is your girlfriend. either way, I'm not getting involved. I'm backing off as she requested and please, leave me out of this. I don't want to get in the middle of all your girlfriend ex girlfriend drama.
at this point the girlfriend ex girlfriend gets up and starts walking over to the booth. I close the window, turn and high tail it back to this computer console to write this. Now they are bickering and her makeup magically matches her face.