17 years - most impressive.. hope you have an awesome evening planned and that it better not include us -unless of course you want some - ahem - tips from me and the many wonders of fat free cool whip
Actually - we do have a Mr. Happy in the bedroom - it's a handheld wooden back messager made with a ball body that you hold, 4 legs and balls on his feet and a large smile painted on his face. It came from a Bed & Bath type store about 15 years ago.
I have a Mr. Happy too! As in the little massager guy made out of wooden balls.
Wow, that actually sounds like it could pass off as a very effective sex toy, or B.O.B. if you prefer. Oh dear, now I'll never look at Mr. Happy the same.