A Day In The Life of m2m :)

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Dear Lord... that reminds me of a story.
Once upon a time in high school, my friend and I got broken up with in the same week. So we decided to have a girly night of self-pampering. We were doing facials, so she brought over a cucumber so we could put slices on our eyes. Anyway, we're in bed in our skivvies, with clay masks on, watching a movie... when one of our guy friends shows up at my place. We hadn't sliced up the cucumber at this point and it was just laying in between us on the bed. So he walks in to find two recently dumped girls in their underwear, in bed with a cucumber. He just stepped in the room, took a quick look around and said "Looks like I couldn't have showed up at a more perfect time."
 
T2 Trucker said:
I can barely wait for the fresh vegetable tales now - you all know you have a story or four pertaining to this subject.
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Someone has been watching a little too much cinemax after dark :) ya know soroties dont reallt have naked pillow fights every night and invite the pizza delivery guy in for a menage a 15 :)


Though I do have a guy friend who tells a story about a watermelon -that i've never quite looked at watermelon the same way again :)
 
O. M. G.

How DID my diary come to this???
LOL!!

Watermellons? No, I really, really don't think I want to know either!
And Sunny, the rest of the story ended...how? ;)

And T2! You STARTED this!
 
maleficent said:
Though I do have a guy friend who tells a story about a watermelon -that i've never quite looked at watermelon the same way again :)
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Well we put holes in watermelons for grain alcohol purposes, whatever happened to those melons after consumption is beyond my knowledge.
 
M2M said:
And Sunny, the rest of the story ended...how? ;)
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I'll give everyone the option of using your imagination. So, if you're conservative, you can assume my guy friend went on to say "Cucumbers are my favorite! Let's make a salad!" and if you're kinky, you can assume my girl friend and I said "Yeah, we were just waiting for a big, strong man to come and take us places we've never been before." and proceeded to have wild 3-way monkey sex.
 
Hey m2m...stopped by to check out your diary...BLUSH BLUSH...is this thing supposed to be set to private...just kidding! I'm laughing my butt off !
 
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