186 this AM. I think I need to poo cause I definitely didn't overeat yesterday.
Yesterday, my good friend Kelley came over. We hung out and talked for awhile. I hadn't seen her since the end of August and she was shocked at how good I looked. She then asked me about what I've been doing to lose weight and such.
David got home from work and we all decided that we'd be geeky and act like kids again... go trick or treating for like a half hour seeing as how we couldn't party cause David had to wake up at 5am this morning.
I was the only one who actually had a real costume at the house. Raggedy Ann. Short dress thing, hat with attached hair and some red & white striped leggings and some chunky heels.
Kelley put on some random clothes and made her hair crazy and carried around the guitar hero guitar. She was a rock star.
We dressed David up in an old skirt of mine, a white hippie shirt, and a lime green hat. We put glitter on his chest, a peace sign and a heart on his cheeks and a pink necklace. Silly hippie.
We drove to the village and parked (I live in the middle of nowhere so there's no trick or treaters). Walked around and went to a few houses. Now for the kicker...
While we were walking back to the car, a older busted up lumina with a retarded metal wing drove up and slowed down a bit. Some HUGE kid that must have been all of 17 hung his whole body out of the window and threw something... EGGS! douchebaggs. I was in shock and it all went so fast that I just stood there with my mouth open, shocked. Yeah... that's right, we got fucking egged. I mean, the kid had horrible aim so the eggs only hit my shoes and leggings but still. I mean come on, if you're gonna throw eggs at me atleast yell something derogatory. lol. So on the way back I picked up a rock expecting to see the car again and if I did, I was going to chase the car down (in heels no less) and talk to the little assholes, the rock was my protection. I know, fighting fire with fire isn't the way to go but hey, I was pissed. We didn't see the car again. Kelley was scared that they were going to come back and do something worse so I felt bad for her. I mean, every car that went by, she cowered in fear. :[ poor cowardly kel.
So that kind of ruined our night. David was pissed that I was the one who got hit by the eggs, so he was babying me the rest of the night. Got home, got changed. Kelley went home and then David and I went to wegmans and picked up a few things. We got a big corned beef brisket and a biiiiig cabbage. I was planning on cooking it this morning to have for dinner tonight but then I realized...
I have no earthly idea how to cook the beast. lol. I have a crock pot, corned beef, cabbage and beef base. How do I cook it?! Anyone know?
I'm going to go google it and see what I come up with.

I really need to learn how to cook.