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Sarah, works for me! LOL I'll take it in as often as possible! LOL

Anyone wanna help me out?? :p

(now, who's the bad one?? :eek: LOL)
 
I think blue balls exist. I think its something you get if you hold off for too long during sex or something like that. Supposedly, it hurts like a bitch, i wouldnt know though.. my friend told me :D

It most definitely does exist, and yes it does hurt immensely. It's usually not due to holding off DURING sex though, it's more like, if you're right on the edge of getting some but you can't but your rock hard due to the anticipation for a really long time... expect blue balls. During sex though, crap... I typically go for 2 hours, and have went all night before, without getting it, but, just getting teased... I've gotten it bad in half an hour, but it usually takes longer.
 
If your girl doesn't like it maybe she needs to work out more too? Cause it has the same effect on women...


And no, it is not the best cardio, just consider it a supplemet... unless you have harem at your disposal
 
And no, it is not the best cardio, just consider it a supplemet... unless you have harem at your disposal

Bicycling magazine put a heart rate monitor on pro cyclist Marla Streb and told her to get busy... even with her extensive training, she was hitting 190 beats per minute for elevated periods of time. :eek:
 
so is that why guys get blue balls? or is that just a legend?

Blue balls is pretty much fluid congestion in the testicles and the prostate area. I think everyone knows that it's caused by prolonged stimulation (not necessarily direct though) and high levels of arousal. The problem is that stimulation and arousal can only go on so long until things get rough. To put it shortly the pressure builds up and causes more fluids (blood, lymphatic fluid) to enter the areas than can leave. Think of it as the worst kind of cramp pains you've ever had right there in your balls. The old cold shower fix (and ice) work to get rid of it by constricting the blood vessels some, keeping more blood from rushing in. Taking a short jog, or any kind of light excercise will eas up the pain too...don't go overboard with it though since you don't want to put a lot of pressure (from muscles like your thighs stretching) on what is already over pressured. The quickest fix is just to rub one out, but take your time..don't wanna get any air bubbles (breaks). ;P
 
Summary of calories burned during sex

I just got this from a reputable fitness site :rolleyes:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her consent.......12 calories
Without her consent.......187 calories

REMOVING HER BRA
With both hands.......8 calories
With one hand........12 calories
With your teeth......85 calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With an erection.......6 calories
Without an erection.........315 calories

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris........8 calories
Trying to find the G-spot............96 calories

POSITIONS
Missionary.............12 calories
69 lying down..........78 calories
69 standing up..........190 calories
Wheelbarrow............215 calories
Doggy Style.............350 calories
Italian Chandelier........926 calories

ORGASM
Real...........121 calories
Fake.........315 calories

POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging...........18 calories
Getting up immediately.........36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............816 calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are;
18-29 years old...............36 calories
30-39 years...............84 calories
40-49 years...............124 calories
50-59 years...............972 calories
60-69 years...............2,700 calories
70+..........................results are still pending

GETTING DRESSED AFTERWARDS
Calmly...................32 calories
In a hurry..............98 calories
With her father knocking at the door.......1,250 calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........3,250 calories
 
For anybody who needs to know,

Vitamin E and Vitamin b-3(niacin) are said to enhance sexual performance and Vitamin E is also said to enhance sperm reproduction.
 
lmao thats awsome
I just got this from a reputable fitness site :rolleyes:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her consent.......12 calories
Without her consent.......187 calories

REMOVING HER BRA
With both hands.......8 calories
With one hand........12 calories
With your teeth......85 calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With an erection.......6 calories
Without an erection.........315 calories

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris........8 calories
Trying to find the G-spot............96 calories

POSITIONS
Missionary.............12 calories
69 lying down..........78 calories
69 standing up..........190 calories
Wheelbarrow............215 calories
Doggy Style.............350 calories
Italian Chandelier........926 calories

ORGASM
Real...........121 calories
Fake.........315 calories

POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging...........18 calories
Getting up immediately.........36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............816 calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are;
18-29 years old...............36 calories
30-39 years...............84 calories
40-49 years...............124 calories
50-59 years...............972 calories
60-69 years...............2,700 calories
70+..........................results are still pending

GETTING DRESSED AFTERWARDS
Calmly...................32 calories
In a hurry..............98 calories
With her father knocking at the door.......1,250 calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........3,250 calories
 
good thread....... I liked it all the way back there when the gym guy said they are teaching him crap.,,,, and how about the guy with no girly telling us all about it,,, but then has total bio-knowledge... sweet! and I learned alot,,, zinc and vitamin e are on the list to add- thanks..... AND being 39 I know Testosterone is a great magnet,, i believe it is released during sex (based on experimentation),,, have sex and go right to the grociery store,,, the ladies are drawn to you and they do not know why...hehehe.... but for the youngsters here, let me tell you, or share the dream with you,, ejaculation is an entirely different thing than a male orgasm (wackoff)!!

to have ejaculation the cardio is there, and the calorie burn is there, and a skilled woman (tantric- yeehaw) needs to be there.... or you just aint getting "there"

blush*** YEAH RIGHT!!

FF
 
interesting read. My libido is through the roof right now. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is experiencing this with diet and and exercise.
 
but for the youngsters here, let me tell you, or share the dream with you,, ejaculation is an entirely different thing than a male orgasm (wackoff)!!

to have ejaculation the cardio is there, and the calorie burn is there, and a skilled woman (tantric- yeehaw) needs to be there.... or you just aint getting "there"

blush*** YEAH RIGHT!!

FF

I have no idea what you just said. Teehee. :yelrotflmao:

So is ejaculation/sex a yes???
 
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youngsters???? geez your 17 your a youngster
 
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