bikinibound
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My husband just got this emailed to him from an aussie friend. Thought it fit well with our turdy theme here in Rena's diary...
Rena's diary
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MsGhettoBooty
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rena.... where are you? I miss you and your crap lacking self. Just wanted to drop in to say that I'm checking up on you and your bowel movements. Love yas, shexy ass.
-Sheryl
-Sheryl
ummhusayn
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im baaaacckkkkk!!
Ok everyone, im back...finally! I was in michigan last weekend, bothe kids have been sick all week and things are finally starting to cal m down now. I havent been doing good on the diet so i am back up tp 223, however im not discouraged, i just have to work harder next week. I did Zumba on wednesday and damn im still sore in the calf muscles!!!! It is super fun though and worth the price. Ok so i just wanted to say im back and ill catch up on everyones diary's a bit later today!! Luv ya all and really missed the support!!!
Rena
PS poopy situation- average to above average!!
Ok everyone, im back...finally! I was in michigan last weekend, bothe kids have been sick all week and things are finally starting to cal m down now. I havent been doing good on the diet so i am back up tp 223, however im not discouraged, i just have to work harder next week. I did Zumba on wednesday and damn im still sore in the calf muscles!!!! It is super fun though and worth the price. Ok so i just wanted to say im back and ill catch up on everyones diary's a bit later today!! Luv ya all and really missed the support!!!
Rena
PS poopy situation- average to above average!!
MsGhettoBooty
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Damnnitt Rena....
I was just about to go and find your diary to leave a message. Sheesh.. talk about having Hot Muslim Mamis on the mind, eh? hahaaaa! Sorry to hear about the babies being ill.. sheesh who the heck are they hanging around that keeps getting them sick? Poor dolls.... As for the scale going up a bit, girl... that's no big deal. You'll get that off easy. I'm just glad your back and damn straight, I've missed your Zumba loving ass! So hey.. do me a favor and webcam record yourself doing Zumba so we can post it at youtube.
hahaa Glad to have you back, Rena girl. 
Love From Ya Girl,
-Sheryl
bikinibound
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What?? You were in Michigan! Damn, I could've gone to Dearborn and we could've met..lol. Oh well..
Sorry to hear the babies are sick again. And like Sheryl said, don't worry about the weight. I've been gaining and losing the same three lbs for weeks now. It will come off again.
ummhusayn
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immmm baaaaccckkkk!!
oK SO IMBACK AND FOR GOOD THIS TIME!!! I finally got our internet connected today so i am back in full force. let me say girls....i REALLY missed the support. Been going through a lot, some surgery, sickness....but now i am back and on track!..So officially weighed in at 220.4 this morning which means miraculously i didnt gain anything during my month long cheat!!!lol Ok but now i set a new goal...under 200 by November 24 ( my cousins wedding)
I missed you girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rena
oK SO IMBACK AND FOR GOOD THIS TIME!!! I finally got our internet connected today so i am back in full force. let me say girls....i REALLY missed the support. Been going through a lot, some surgery, sickness....but now i am back and on track!..So officially weighed in at 220.4 this morning which means miraculously i didnt gain anything during my month long cheat!!!lol Ok but now i set a new goal...under 200 by November 24 ( my cousins wedding)
I missed you girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rena
MsGhettoBooty
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OMFG!!! I have missed your burka wearing ass, baby!!!!! AHHH!!!! I'm so happy you're back!!!! And congrats on maintaining while you've been away for the past month!! That's awesome, girl. Shit.. Kimberly and I were always talking about how we missed you and your non-shitting self! I'm so happy... I could bone. LMAO
-Sheryl
-Sheryl
MsGhettoBooty
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Oh girl please... there's no way in hell would I ever be the "skinny bitch." All the skinny bitches I know, I can't fucking stand. hahaaaa! Also... my ass would weigh me down too much to ever be called "skinny." You know me, mama... I'd rather be called "fat assed" or "curvy bitch".... than skinny bitch. HA! I'm just happy you're back. So what's this talk about "surgeries?" You need to let your girl know what's up, mami...
-Sheryl
bikinibound
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Hey girl! I'm so glad you're back. I was wondering if you'd died of Ramadan dehydration..lol. You have a lot to catch up on! Sheryl has a new nickname--sugar snatch. Mine is sugar tits. I'm sure she'll come up with a great one for you--just give her a minute...lol.
ummhusayn
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hey girlies,
I am soooooo happy to be back, honestly without this group, weight loss is soooo hard. So i had to have some oral surgery, basically they cut the roof of my mouth open and cut away some bone to expose my canine teeth which never came down on there own. I currently have braces and have had them for like 2 years, hopefully I will have them like another year and thats it. Then my endometriosis was so bad that i was constantly taking vicodin. So i finally went in for a depo provera shot to see if that will work.
Anyways...i feel good now, actually i feel awesome cause this morning i weighed in at 218.4 down 2 pounds from yesterday. So just planning to get to the gym today.
Anyways sugar tits...lol.... I fasted like one week, then couldnt fast for a week cause my monthly visitor and then i didnt fast any more cause i found when i fasted my milk supply was too low. So my husband said its better not to fast, and breastfeeding is a valid excuse.
Ok well im off to do laundry.
Rena
PS how the hell did you 2 end up with those nicknames?
I am soooooo happy to be back, honestly without this group, weight loss is soooo hard. So i had to have some oral surgery, basically they cut the roof of my mouth open and cut away some bone to expose my canine teeth which never came down on there own. I currently have braces and have had them for like 2 years, hopefully I will have them like another year and thats it. Then my endometriosis was so bad that i was constantly taking vicodin. So i finally went in for a depo provera shot to see if that will work.
Anyways...i feel good now, actually i feel awesome cause this morning i weighed in at 218.4 down 2 pounds from yesterday. So just planning to get to the gym today.
Anyways sugar tits...lol.... I fasted like one week, then couldnt fast for a week cause my monthly visitor and then i didnt fast any more cause i found when i fasted my milk supply was too low. So my husband said its better not to fast, and breastfeeding is a valid excuse.
Ok well im off to do laundry.
Rena
PS how the hell did you 2 end up with those nicknames?
MsGhettoBooty
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You know, Rena.... there are TONS of men out there with what perverts (like myself) like to call "Metal Mouth Fetish." I know you're probably sitting there laughing and saying I'm full of shit, but I swear to GOD there's a market out there for that kind of fetish. Hmmm... do you mind if I "whore your mouth out" a bit? LMAO!! Take a few pix of you smiling, so I can throw them online for some 80 year old man to get feisty with? Hmmmm? I'll give you a twinkieeeeeeeeeee! HA! On a serious note, I'm glad you're doing well now and I hope things clear up with your endometriosis, little lady. I'm just really happy your ass is back to the forum. Believe me.... you've been missed like all hell. Love yas, chica...
-Sheryl aka Sugar Snatch
PS As for the nicknames, I was bored
and started handing them out. So....
ummm... can I call you BRB?
Burka Rocking Biatch? LMAO jk
PSS Congrats with the 2 lbs down, honey
Guess the ol' pooper shooter is working
again eh?
WOHOOO!!
bikinibound
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Well, I hope the depo shot helps--and doesn't give you any nasty side effects. Congrats on another 2lbs down!! Woohoo! Glad you had a good excuse not to fast..lol.
Yeah, as Sheryl has already explained, the nicknames came from her--who else has a sick enough mind to think them up? lol Oh, and I think you should be Milky Mama Tits..
bikinibound
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You know, Rena.... there are TONS of men out there with what perverts (like myself) like to call "Metal Mouth Fetish." I know you're probably sitting there laughing and saying I'm full of shit, but I swear to GOD there's a market out there for that kind of fetish. Hmmm... do you mind if I "whore your mouth out" a bit? LMAO!! Take a few pix of you smiling, so I can throw them online for some 80 year old man to get feisty with? Hmmmm? I'll give you a twinkieeeeeeeeeee! HA! On a serious note, I'm glad you're doing well now and I hope things clear up with your endometriosis, little lady. I'm just really happy your ass is back to the forum. Believe me.... you've been missed like all hell. Love yas, chica...
-Sheryl aka Sugar Snatch
PS As for the nicknames, I was bored
and started handing them out. So....
ummm... can I call you BRB?
Burka Rocking Biatch? LMAO jk
PSS Congrats with the 2 lbs down, honey
Guess the ol' pooper shooter is working
again eh?
Everything in this post made laugh--and the pooper shooter made me howl..~Sugar Tits
ummhusayn
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ok so i am back...again...lol I keep "falling off the wagon"!! But i am determined to keep going. So no change in weight this month i go between 218-219 hoping to be under 210 by my cousins wedding end of november. I havent been this weight for about 7 years so it feels good. Cant wait to be under 200 though. Last time i remmeber being under 200 was in italy when i was 16. It was good. Hope to see it again.
Ok so anyone know if coffee is bad when your dieting? I know they say not to drink it but why? When i have a cup of espresso in the morning i can make it through the whole day with energy and also i supresses my appetite like crazy. I actually can stay on track when i drink coffee. So...i shake a bit and cant sit still....but hey...whats the big deal??lol
Also not to mention the shittier benefits like literally "shitting!" I drink it, i go, and i feel great.lol
Trying to get to the gym at least 3 days a week but my daughter has an ear infection so i couldnt go today. I did zumba instead. Hopefully i will be able to get there soon.
Well i missed you guys and when i dont come on this site it makes me get off track seriously.
Rena
Ok so anyone know if coffee is bad when your dieting? I know they say not to drink it but why? When i have a cup of espresso in the morning i can make it through the whole day with energy and also i supresses my appetite like crazy. I actually can stay on track when i drink coffee. So...i shake a bit and cant sit still....but hey...whats the big deal??lol
Also not to mention the shittier benefits like literally "shitting!" I drink it, i go, and i feel great.lol
Trying to get to the gym at least 3 days a week but my daughter has an ear infection so i couldnt go today. I did zumba instead. Hopefully i will be able to get there soon.
Well i missed you guys and when i dont come on this site it makes me get off track seriously.
Rena
bikinibound
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Welcome back...again..lol. I drink coffee almost everyday. I would say it's probably neutral. Some studies say it's bad, others good. If it works for ya, I say drink it. As long as you're not drinking it all day long..lol.
Sorry your daughter's got an earache--those are nasty painful.
We miss you, too when you don't come on here. So come visit more often!!
ummhusayn
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ok so dietwise....ive been doing ok... but activity has been like non existant!! i hope to this week get to the gym bu the kids are sick and crabby once again so who knows!!! But on a brighter note...last night i fit into a dress that i was given 4 years ago....it never fit.... but last night i wore it and it fit very comfortable.....i was sooooo excited!!!! i reall hope to be under 210 soon.
by the way....what the hell is up with the emoticon of the guy beating a horse??????
rena:beatdeadhorse5:
by the way....what the hell is up with the emoticon of the guy beating a horse??????
rena:beatdeadhorse5: