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YES! Sweet baboon butt! that is almost exactly what my ass looks like when I'm in heat.
 
Just had lunch with the boss. She's about 350# of badassness and evertime I tell her I'm watching what I eat she tells me nobody will ever respect me when I'm skinny...lol! I ordered an ice tea and a side of sweet potato fries, cause they are the healthier choice...right? Right?
 
Hey Owl - back to the vodka thing...have you ever tried 2 parts Razz Rum with 1 part Limon rum....soooo not vodka but for some reason it reminded me of it. Anyway, it used to be my favorite drink until I sprained my ankle in tennis shoes while drunk on those martini's :smilielol5: . OH and you can rim the glass with sugar.....I know, I know, SUGAR IS BAD!!

Your diary is very entertaining!!
 
Just had lunch with the boss. She's about 350# of badassness and evertime I tell her I'm watching what I eat she tells me nobody will ever respect me when I'm skinny...lol! I ordered an ice tea and a side of sweet potato fries, cause they are the healthier choice...right? Right?

Well, they WOULD have been healthier if you had taken the opportunity to eat your dairy servings for the day and added the nacho cheese on top! *shakes head*...not sure what you were thinking there :banghead:
 
Vodka ... heh. My favorite topic. I've been making my own infused vodkas lately and I love it. The lemon is my favorite, but I've also made pepper vodka (great in bloody marys), blueberry vodka, and vanilla vodka (a step away from homemade vanilla).

Also made limoncello to give as gifts at Christmas this year.
 
Hey Owl - back to the vodka thing...have you ever tried 2 parts Razz Rum with 1 part Limon rum....soooo not vodka but for some reason it reminded me of it. Anyway, it used to be my favorite drink until I sprained my ankle in tennis shoes while drunk on those martini's :smilielol5: . OH and you can rim the glass with sugar.....I know, I know, SUGAR IS BAD!!

Your diary is very entertaining!!

That drink sounds like it could kill me if I drank two...I like it, I'm going to try it! I had a simular ankle spraining incident involving tequila, but I still drink it by the gallon.

Well, they WOULD have been healthier if you had taken the opportunity to eat your dairy servings for the day and added the nacho cheese on top! *shakes head*...not sure what you were thinking there :banghead:


Well, I opted for the sweet chili ketchup because I wanted to get a serving of veggies in. My thinking was, I didn't eat breakfast and had some calories to spend. Calories burn a whole in my pocket like my paycheck does when American Eagle is having a sale.
 
Vodka ... heh. My favorite topic. I've been making my own infused vodkas lately and I love it. The lemon is my favorite, but I've also made pepper vodka (great in bloody marys), blueberry vodka, and vanilla vodka (a step away from homemade vanilla).

Also made limoncello to give as gifts at Christmas this year.

at christmas I make cranberry and satsuma vodka...so good! I also make Absinthe with wormwood I grow in my garden. Its potent.
 
at christmas I make cranberry and satsuma vodka...so good! I also make Absinthe with wormwood I grow in my garden. Its potent.
Ok, so I know you're all about the penis ... as am I ... but I could be persuaded to broaden my horizons. I hear that poly relationships are the next big thing. :D I could trade sex for homemade absinthe!
 
That drink sounds like it could kill me if I drank two...I like it, I'm going to try it! I had a simular ankle spraining incident involving tequila, but I still drink it by the gallon.

When I drink 2 of them I am DRUNK beyond DRUNK! Two of them is 6 shots of pure alcohol!!! They are good though...let me know if you like it!
 
Ok, so I know you're all about the penis ... as am I ... but I could be persuaded to broaden my horizons. I hear that poly relationships are the next big thing. :D I could trade sex for homemade absinthe!

hehe, a 1.5 oz shot of my absinthe and you won't remember if you broadened your horizons or not, its been likened to the date rape drug by more then a few who over indulged.

When I drink 2 of them I am DRUNK beyond DRUNK! Two of them is 6 shots of pure alcohol!!! They are good though...let me know if you like it!

Six shots...hmmm, if I sipped them I could have two drinks over the course of 8 hours and be fine...just FINE...I swear ossifer.
 
Shouldn't worry about a steak every once in a while. Great while fatty source of protein and you want to build muscle. You need to intake a certain amount of calories and proteins to do that.

Good journal. I haven't mixed enough drinks to understand half of it though :banghead:.
 
The only problem with doing the cardio at night is that its hard to fall asleep, even several hours after working out I still have a lot of something circulating in my system that makes me want to stay up and paint, or re-organize the linen closet. What is that?

I get that too!!! and it makes me want to get up and eat because eating usually puts me to sleep :p

It was part of the reason i wanted to workout in the mornings rather than after work. But since thats not working out for me I try going to the gym by 6 pm so that whatever is in my system can go away.
 
If I work out later in the evening, it tends to keep me awake too. For me, right after work, around 5:30 or so is the best time.
 
Oooooh crappy weekends. crappy crappy crappy. The weather sucked all weekend. And, during training for the 13 mile race, a rock jumped up and bit me in the calf...I have a bruise that basically goes from my ankle to my knee and it HURTS! Mountain passes are a bad place for running down hill. Owie. It took me almost half an hour to be able to put weight on it on Sunday morning. But, I still managed to do some cardio.

Over the weekend I met a trainer who is in town for a couple of weeks and he agreed to help me develop two or three strength training routines to help me maximize my time spent at the gym. That way, I can do both cardio and strength training in the same session and not have to worry so much about fitting working out into my schedule. Yeah me!

Eating went fine this weekend, my son wanted pizza on Friday night but I managed to talk him out of that by taking him out to a bbq on the beach with some of my friends. Of course, then he got soaking wet playing in the creek and we had to walk almost a mile back to the truck with him complaining that his jeans were chaffing his legs. Sand + denim= chaffe. Hopefully a lesson learned. But, probably not...

Mr. Hottyhothot took me out on Saturday night, the sushi place we wanted to go to was closed due to fire and smoke damage...too bad. Ended up eating bar food at a bar sitting next to an old man with a gigantic abcess on his face. Not appetizing at all. I had a chicken burger, Mr. Hottyhothot had ribs. We drank tequila, which does not go well with chicken, btw, next time I'll try bourbon or scotch, or just beer. When we got back to my place, our faces where glues together and we were stripping as we made it through the front door only to realize that my sister was sleeping on my couch. WTF? Like an ice cold shower. Then we had to listen to her sob story for 45 minutes about how her and her boyfriend got in a huge fight. Cue Mr. Hottyhothot losing interest, knowing he's not getting laid, and finding an excuse to leave.

Hopefully today my sister will reconcile with her boyfriend and leave my couch. She spent all day there yesterday watching reruns of Grey's Anatomy and sobbing, which was distracting me from not watching tv and being happy. But all her discontent ran me out of the house and I went for 4-ish mile bike ride at a leisurely pace and enjoyed this crazy fog that rolled in and completely swollowed the world.
 
Well, ok, so there's some benefit to her being there - it got you out riding the bike.

But seriously - I think I might have been tempted to commit murder if I had to end my date on that note. Hope your sister knows she owes you big time! :)
 
Hey owl! Great to hear that you got right back on your bike and didnt let that bruise get in the way! Nice going!

Sorry to hear about the anticlimatic end of your date though. not cool.
 
I did tell my sister this morning that Mr. Hottyhothot was coming over tonight for a re-do and she better be at home making up with her man, cause I'll be at my house making out with mine. unfortunatly, she has a key and its the only place she can really go to get away from him, so, being a sister, I'm kinda stuck with her. I'd go to Mr. Hottyhothot's place but he has roommates galore.

Okay todays food has been not so good, so I'm going to write it down.
Breakfast: coffee with s/f vanilla creamer and a jalapeno cheese bagel
Lunch: 1 cup brown rice, 7 oz salmon, tartar sauce made with olive oil mayo, s/f jello, more coffee with s/f creamer.
The bagel was a bad bad idea.

I'm off to the airport to transport Doctors and equipment around the island, I'll check in later!
 
Alright, I'm about to log off for the day, go meet with that trainer I met, then go to the likkah stow and get vodka to get Mr. Hottiehothot drunk with so I can take advantage of him *insert evil laugh here*. Tonight is going to be busy because I also have to find time to prime and paint my spare room AFTER the ex-roomies get their bed and dresser out of there "sometime after 7pm". Trust me, if its not gone by 7:15pm, it will all be patiently waiting for them by the curb outside.
 
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