Nightporter... To the point of no return.

Thank you all so much! But I better try my other horrible scale just for good measure. I couldn't believe it either, but I took your advice, Scarlett, and peed first, and stood on it nekkid in the morning...

-K-
 
YAY 9 POUNDS! It sucks you didn't like new Y. Atleast this way you can go to the one that's closer to your house, and you don't have to worry about the gas. I bet that scale isn't wrong. ^^
 
Hey hey!

Thanks guys...

VonArtiste- I really do love my old Y... When I showed up I almost had the whole place to myself!

T2 Trucker- Hehe, I don't know what that means, but I like the sound of it!! Does it have anything to do with the Twiny Stick???

Well well well, I am home and I am tired. I worked out today at the my old Y!!! I treadmill'ed for 45 minuts between the speeds of 3 and 3.3 MPH... I don't know if that's good or not yet. I'm not quite up to jogging.

I lifted weights and on the weight machines I was able to do the 90-100 pound weights- wOOp! Still, theres this one machine I can only do 40 on... Sux... But what certainly didn't suck is I got hot sweaty and out of breath today. Back when I used to go to the Y in April, I always got wayy tired out and my muscles hurt like crap but I would still be cool and comfy and not that tired... Now it seems like almost the opposite! I hope this is a good thing! I brought a bottle of water with me and drank the whole thing... I hope one bottle was enough! But I was never really a thirsty character. And I forgot to mention, after I took my earbuds out it must have been 80's day at the Y because the last 3 songs I heard were "White Wedding" "Hungry like the wolf" and "Burning Down the House" 3 of my favorites! I'm guessing this is a good omen of what is to come...

But in other news my mom came home today with 2 tubs of chocolate fudge ice cream, and a giant thing of GLAZED DONUGHTS and a bunch of corndogs... Not to mention she had my favorite thing for lunch... SUSHI! And as my anorexic brother walked by eating a doghnut, he whispered to me "You are never gonna be skinny and you'll always be stretch-marky-fatty-o..." Then he walked away... Little demon... Oh well, who needs those butt munchers!!

-K-
 
Nightporter,

Congratulations on the weight loss. Your brother is jealous and is well on his way to being fatty, fatty, stretchy mark or whatever the heck that was he was calling you. When you're slim and trim and he is struggling with his own weight issues, he will regret talking to you that way. Don't you listen to him. You are going to loose all the weight you want!

I laughed reading your post about the elliptical. The first time I got on one I had to get off after about a min and a half! I then made it up to 5mins, but decided it was too much work. This was last year. I told myself today at lunch that when I went to gym tonight I was going to get on it and stay until I really physically could not do it anymore (not just when it felt too hard)...I'll let you know how long I stayed. Should be pretty funny. I will tell you that my friend who started going to the gym about a year and a half ago has lost a ton of weight and that is what she does always for cardio. Between that and the lunges she does she has a whole new butt. I don't even recognize her butt. I got her a T-shirt for her b-day that says "Lunge Butt is Not a Disease"---I thought that was funny.

Glad things are going so well for you. Keep up the good work.
 
Hey Pineola! What setting did you have the Elliptical on? Sounds real hard... First time I got on it I was on it for 3 minuts, 4 tops... That thing is like the self-torture device. I was going to try it today but too many peeps came in and I didn't want to embaress myself by falling off, shriveling up, and dying on that thing. I saw like an 80 year old guy going 90 miles per hour on that thing... Great! An 80 year old man can kick my booty!!

T2- Ok, I get it now! *Palmface* I should have known that!! Hmm... No Twiny Stick?? What's it for, and why is it called the "Twiny Stick?" Oh yeah, I like your image... RIP, Syd Barrett.

Maleficant- That is a really cool game! I had a lot of fun burning the doll's balls... Hey, that rhymes!

Ok, here's the meals I had today:

Breakfast (Which was at 1:30)
- 1 egg omlet with swiss cheese and ham, and splenda 7-up

Lunch
-Ommited because breakfast was so late

Dinner
-Salmon with butter and Dill
-Salad with alfalfa sprouts, mexi-cheese, and ceaser
-Water

Snack
-Peice of stinky expensive French gourmet cheese.

-K-
 
LoL, legit question and a silly answer follows:

I was reading a thread (don't remember which one) where someone was running from Twinmom (who I self-named 'Twiny' on my diary) because she had a stick for people who slip up on their diets. I was lol'n so hard at their thread and Twiny Stick popped up in my head.

I think the Twiny Stick is a great motivator as well as a source of forum shame for those in need of its application. I took my swat like a man, like Chuck Conners in "Branded"

It really can't be explained why I'm so juvenile at 46 but hey, "I y'am what I y'am"

Galvinize.
 
POKE!

You've been poked. It makes you get up and exercise harder. :D

You didn't really need it, but now you can remember it when you want to slack off. LOL
 
LoL, Thanks for letting me have some fun with the Twiny Stick.

You're a good sport ;) I'm still waiting for your first royalty check :p
 
Ok, I don't wanna hi-jack -N-'s thread, so just I'll donate all proceeds to the American Carrot Growers Association Slush Fund, cool ??
 
OK, here it is 6mins and 47 secs! Oh, my god, I hate that thing!!!! I could have stayed on longer, but after all that it said I only burned 56 calories so I said "What the $%@# and got off" It was really killing me.

I don't know if the machines are the same as the one you did, but I did the manual mode--instead of hill etc...and I did level 1!!! I am so out of friggin shape it is not funny.

Later when I was trying to figure out the calories burned for the other stuff I did at the gym I just put in my time on the eliptical and my weight and it said I should have burned 125 calories so I don't know why the big difference.

Hey, not that it matters, but I am just curious. Someone on another thread said that you were a "he"--I always assumed you were a "she"--you don't have to tell me if you don't want to. Isn't is funny how we make assumptions anyway?
 
hey night i was just reading some of your pages. I know what you mean about feeling out of place at a new gym or they Y. The feeling will pass.
 
Someone on another thread said that you were a "he"--I always assumed you were a "she"
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I read that too, and I had to come back and read through your whole diary to make sure I never called you a girl!!! Sorry!!!!
 
Hey hey hey!!

I am a she- Don't worry about it!! And I'm not offended if anyone confused my gender. I love androgynity. In my profile picture I guess I do look kind of like both huh? Oh well that's what I was aiming for, hehe.

Anyhow, I got my butt out of bed too late today 1:30... So, I think I'm going to skip the Self-Torture-Machine until another day when I can go in earlier, hence only 3 peeps will be there to see me shrivel up and die, and so on and so forth... :)

Thanks for the *POKE* With the Twiny Stick... I thought I didn't excersize enough yesterday. I did do 45 min. on treadmil at 3 mph, (Which is more then i have ever done!) But I'm going to push for an hour today... Let's see if I can do it! And maybe I'll try 110-120 lb weights today?? Maybe...

Well, I gotta get movin' and get myself breakfast... I also have to check in with my group! Thank you all for posting!!

-K-
 
Hey there N,
You're doing great! And the eliptical machine - um, I've never stepped foot on one - the idea of embarrassing myself by falling off is more then I can handle ;)

Congrats on the 9 lbs! Doesn't it feel great to start seeing the results and to be able to move that ticker!?
 
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