My Plan According to Me

Ok, if you guys haven't figured it out yet, my wife is nicer, more social, more responsible, funnier, smarter, and cooler than me. (this part is serious)

Thank goodness I am super hot, or else she wouldn't keep me around!

Yeah, I am a boy toy. (this part is a joke)

LOL

I figured out why you said this, honey. You were buttering me up so I wouldn't get upset when you bought that HDTV receiver thing, huh? :rolleyes: :p
 
"Um...no.....

You really are all those thing honestly - except for a few days out of the month."

At this point Mrs Fat Guy Tri called her lawyer.
 
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