Mods Vs Users

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R.Lewis

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Ok, so we are in a large dojo.

Mods on one side, Users on the other.

[MOK steps farward, Jumps and flies thru the air at Lei with a super turbo side kick]
 
*Cdnboy stands close by MOK with a med-kit ready*
 
*Still in mid-air*
MOK rips away his jeans and jumper to reveal His awsome Kobra Kai gi, quickly whips out his black belt and ties it on.
*8ft away now*


(hey thanks for all your support)
 
well that thread when down a storm!

I used to post on a karate forum and their Vs threads went in to the 100's.
Its like email chess.
thinking about it, does any one want to play email chess? max time per move is 3days.
 
*pulls out his new Springfield XD .45 ACP and puts 3 into MoK's center mass, reversing his direction and slamming him into the wall 5 feet behind him*

You wore that body armor I shipped to you...right?
 
oh, but it was just MOK's body double!!!???

MOK is really standing behind Malkore and duffs him right in the gonads!
:cool: cool move!!!!
 
Niceone appears in the sky and lands with a thunderous slam into the center of the floor. The sonic boom force created creates so much energy that everyone in the vicinity vibrates violently and starts losing weight. So much weight that their bodies are incapable of any physical activity.. their glycogen is drained and their muscles dry up and render them invalid.
 
But right after it started to rain "super-glycogen" and their muscles grew back instantly, even stronger than before, making Niceone the weakest person in the dojo.

MOK, pushes niceone backwards, fast as lightning MOK runs round the other side of niceone and crouches behind his legs, waiting for him to topple over in to the pre-aranged hole in the ground.
 
Unfortunately for N1, MOK is a master atpancake style fighting and hits him with 4 maple syrup packets, which burst in to his eyes.
N1's vision is so blured that in pancake stace MOK can turn to the side and not been seen!!!

HA
 
[later that day]

Mreik is eatting dinner with Lieutenant ripley on the space ship and guess what?????

He doesn't feel so good.

[ripley] - bit of a tummy ache there Mriek?
[Mreik] - Must have been that really handsome looking pancake I ate. Ahh AH AAAHHHHGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Blood everywhere as MOK, back in handsome human form bursts forth from mreiks chest, and starts to slap Mreik round the face!!!!!
 
the slapping sounds slowly get louder..and louder..
Suddenly MOK wakes up and his mother is slapping him in the mouth.
"you were having a nightmare!" she yells... and continues to slap him.
"mom!! what the frig!?" MOK screams. He then logs onto fitness.com and starts a thread promoting violence to satisfy his need for justice.
 
MOK then Hacks in to N1's computer and gives him an electric shock.
 
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