Curvie Girlie
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LOL!! Hey Paul I had a funny dream last night and I may as well share it--I dreamed my boobs turned into DD size, and I was naked, playing with them in the mirror. No lie!!! LOL! Happy TLD! 
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hickgurltx
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Good Deal Paul!! *Woot!* 
Have A Fantastic TG Sweetie!
Have A Fantastic TG Sweetie!
bikinibound
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LOL!! Hey Paul I had a funny dream last night and I may as well share it--I dreamed my boobs turned into DD size, and I was naked, playing with them in the mirror. No lie!!! LOL! Happy TLD!
LMAO!! You just gave Paul something better to do than play with his x-box--fantasize about you playing with your DD's (or him playing with them) while rubbing Mr. Healy.
bikinibound
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"If you could put a boobie slim jim on top of your head, your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get it"
I thought you'd like that--just remember--boobs are the center of power, oh yeah, baby!!
MidGaGuy
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Warning usage of intense adult language is about to ensue. Tender eyes should scroll past this post fast.
Oh My Fucking God! I am soooo pissed off!
You guessed it. The piece of shit xbox doesn't work!!! Arrrgghh ! Do they bother to test these fucking things after they "fix" them???
All it does now is cycle to the dashboard over and over. Won't load a game to save it's pathetic life. I'm just so damn thankful that I didn't get to go buy one of those new games I wanted so bad tonight. That woulda been $60 pissed away. So now they're going to pick it up yet again. It was hard as hell to remain nice to the agent on the phone. I know it's not their fault though. Fuck!
I hope Bill Gates has a happy fucking thanksgiving tomorrow knowing that his damn cranberry sauce was paid for by the hard earned dollars out of my pocket. I bet Bill can play Xbox tomorrow after stuffing his nerdy piehole with turkey all day
Oh My Fucking God! I am soooo pissed off!
You guessed it. The piece of shit xbox doesn't work!!! Arrrgghh ! Do they bother to test these fucking things after they "fix" them???
All it does now is cycle to the dashboard over and over. Won't load a game to save it's pathetic life. I'm just so damn thankful that I didn't get to go buy one of those new games I wanted so bad tonight. That woulda been $60 pissed away. So now they're going to pick it up yet again. It was hard as hell to remain nice to the agent on the phone. I know it's not their fault though. Fuck!
I hope Bill Gates has a happy fucking thanksgiving tomorrow knowing that his damn cranberry sauce was paid for by the hard earned dollars out of my pocket. I bet Bill can play Xbox tomorrow after stuffing his nerdy piehole with turkey all day
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bikinibound
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LMAO!!! And here I thought from your PM that something really bad happened, like your evil ex was keeping the kids all day for some reason, or some god-awful relatives were crashing your T-day feast....lmao.
Thank God it's only your xbox...lmao. Can you tell I'm not a gamer? Now if your internet went out again, I'd be oh so sympathetic b/c that would drive me crazy..haha. But I can tell that you're very upset and angry, so I'm sorry they fucked up your T-day. 
And yes, your angry rant was HOT!
Wow--that's pretty good considering it's still TLD...
You could always hire some big boobied strippers to come over and "cheer" you up.
Thank God it's only your xbox...lmao. Can you tell I'm not a gamer? Now if your internet went out again, I'd be oh so sympathetic b/c that would drive me crazy..haha. But I can tell that you're very upset and angry, so I'm sorry they fucked up your T-day. And yes, your angry rant was HOT!
Wow--that's pretty good considering it's still TLD...You could always hire some big boobied
strippers to come over and "cheer" you up. Well Paul, that is BEYOND IRRITATING about your xbox! Not that I'm too sympathetic about gamers not getting their fix as H gets into these periods where he's all into the games constantly (playstation though)..ewwww. Thankfully we're in one of those non-gaming periods where he seems to lose interest. They should've tested the bloody thing though, how incompetent! You're far more restrained than me, I'm one of those bitches that reams out the customer service agent and then feels bad after I hang up LOL.
Well anyway, I wanted to wish you a very happy TLD -- ooops, I meant a very happy Thanksgiving!
Well anyway, I wanted to wish you a very happy TLD -- ooops, I meant a very happy Thanksgiving!
hickgurltx
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Bless yer heart!
I know what yer going through and it sucks!
I LOVE yer Bill Gates comments!! LMAO!!
>>>>>>>>>
~*~Happy Thanksgiving!~*~
*Have A Wonderful Day Paul!*
I know what yer going through and it sucks!
I LOVE yer Bill Gates comments!!
LMAO!!>>>>>>>>>
~*~Happy Thanksgiving!~*~
*Have A Wonderful Day Paul!*
MsGhettoBooty
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I swear... I've never met a man who loves box as much as you do.
Ooops.... I mean Xbox.
I hope you like my rep comment, b/c that had me laughing as I typed it. hahaaaaaa! Hope you and the kiddies had a great Turkey Day, peach muncher.-Sheryl
MsGhettoBooty
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LOL!! Hey Paul I had a funny dream last night and I may as well share it--I dreamed my boobs turned into DD size, and I was naked, playing with them in the mirror. No lie!!! LOL! Happy TLD!
That's funny, Val... because I play that game all the damn time.... in reality... Muahahahahahaaaaaaa! Is it me or do I feel a heel stroking coming along? Hmmm.. We'll call this heel stroking fest: Paul's Black Friday Fury.
MidGaGuy
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LMAO!!! And here I thought from your PM that something really bad happened, like your evil ex was keeping the kids all day for some reason, or some god-awful relatives were crashing your T-day feast....lmao.
And yes, your angry rant was HOT!
You could always hire some big boobied
No the days of the ex keeping my kids from me are gone. I did endure some of that a looong time ago though. It took a letter from my lawyer to end that. Been ok ever since *knocks on wood*
Thanksgiving was good and we played my sons xbox yesterday *L*
No strippers showed up!
MidGaGuy
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Bless yer heart!
I know what yer going through and it sucks!
I LOVE yer Bill Gates comments!!
>>>>>>>>>
~*~Happy Thanksgiving!~*~
*Have A Wonderful Day Paul!*
I knew you'd be able to relate! *L*
Hope you have a great weekend!
MidGaGuy
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I swear... I've never met a man who loves box as much as you do.
Ooops.... I mean Xbox.
-Sheryl
xbox, shaved box . Love em both!
*LOL* That was a good one ! Turkey day was excellent ! Especially since I didn't gain any weight ! Hope yours was too!
MidGaGuy
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Red rubbing rash friday?
So are all you ladies home from your early morning black friday buying trips ???? I so would never go out in that crazy shit!
bikinibound
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OMG--you are such a perv!!
Ha! I wish! I am up 4lbs from my lowest..
I think most of us were sane enough to stay home.
MsGhettoBooty
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xbox, shaved box . Love em both!
Turkey day was excellent ! Especially since I didn't gain any weight ! Hope yours was too!
OMFG! I was freakin' dying right now! HAHAHAAAA!
Kimberly- My rep comment was "Screw XBox, Fuck Shaved Box" hahaaaaa! tee hee! I'm a vulgar twat, I tell ya...
Good job for not gaining today....you lucky bastard. I'm with Kimberly.... I ate like a fackin' champion and the scale knows! hahaa!
Red rubbing rash friday?
Oh my... what the fuck are you doing? Running bases naked and sliding head first? Jesus, man.... be gentle to your pickle. It's the only one ya got, homeboy. (Unless you're a mutant or some shit. I don't know... GA's got a bunch of weird shit over there.
HA!)Pot calling the..... oh fuck it. You've heard that way too much while being a member here at WLF. Like you give a shit. LMAO! love yas, girls.
-Sheryl
bikinibound
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So what about waxed boxes, or hairy boxes?? lmao
Sheryl, that rep comment made me hoot (not toot).
Yeah, Paul, get some lube, man...
I'm watching the LSU v Arky game. And wondering if Michigan will steal Les Miles from LSU....muuuaaahhhhhaaa. What the hell, he only has to cough up $1.5million if he defects. I'm sure The Wolverines can scrounge up that kind of cash in a couple of hours. I'm dead serious.
Sheryl, that rep comment made me hoot (not toot).
Yeah, Paul, get some lube, man...
I'm watching the LSU v Arky game. And wondering if Michigan will steal Les Miles from LSU....muuuaaahhhhhaaa. What the hell, he only has to cough up $1.5million if he defects. I'm sure The Wolverines can scrounge up that kind of cash in a couple of hours. I'm dead serious.
MidGaGuy
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OMG--you are such a perv!!
Ha! I wish! I am up 4lbs from my lowest..
I think most of us were sane enough to stay home.
I figured up my calories before I ate yesterday at 1876. But I know I ate a lil more than that but still was probably under 2500 calories.
MidGaGuy
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So what about waxed boxes, or hairy boxes?? lmao
Sheryl, that rep comment made me hoot (not toot).
Yeah, Paul, get some lube, man...
I'm watching the LSU v Arky game. And wondering if Michigan will steal Les Miles from LSU....muuuaaahhhhhaaa. What the hell, he only has to cough up $1.5million if he defects. I'm sure The Wolverines can scrounge up that kind of cash in a couple of hours. I'm dead serious.
Woo Pig Sooey! LSU loses! I'd say Les Miles will go to Michigan now after this loss. Had he played for the National Championship he would have stayed at LSU.