MidGaGuy's Diary

MidGaGuy said:
Ugh, I got on the scale this morning . 284 . I feel like I weigh 384. Super bloated feeling . Gotta be water right ? I think it's physically impossible to gain 2 lbs in 2 days unless I woulda had 10,000 calories which I didn't. I know I certainly feel terrible though.

On a good note, my new laptop arrived this morning so I'll be playing with that new toy this evening !
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I'm sure it's water weight. Drink some extra water today to help flush it out. Jeez, is it that TOM for you?? :rotflmao: Now you know how we women feel..lol. I bet Scalena will go down on ya tomorrow;)...:hug2::hug2:

So if Paul looks at porn with his new laptop on his lap, is that like getting a lapdance??:rotflmao: (I know I pm'd that to ya, but I wanted Sheryl to be able to enjoy my attempt at being witty :rolleyes:)
 
bikinibound said:
I'm sure it's water weight. Drink some extra water today to help flush it out. Jeez, is it that TOM for you?? :rotflmao: Now you know how we women feel..lol. I bet Scalena will go down on ya tomorrow;)...:hug2::hug2:I know I felt like crap earlier today! Feeling better now . Maybe the scale will look right tommorrow.

So if Paul looks at porn with his new laptop on his lap, is that like getting a lapdance??:rotflmao: (I know I pm'd that to ya, but I wanted Sheryl to be able to enjoy my attempt at being witty :rolleyes:)
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Well if I use it on a table, is that a tabledance ?? *L*
 
Well I'm very happy to report that I weighed in at 282.6 this morning so some of that extra "water" is going away. I can live with being up .6 .
I'm wondering how it will affect my weightloss for the week.
 
MidGaGuy said:
Well I'm very happy to report that I weighed in at 282.6 this morning so some of that extra "water" is going away. I can live with being up .6 .
I'm wondering how it will affect my weightloss for the week.
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It's still only Tuesday--you'll be fine come Friday. I predict at least 281 by then. :hug2:
 
I predict you'll be 280 by this weekend... reason I know.... LA Ink episodes are on a loop and you can ummmm work up a sweat to that. HA! Congrats with losing that water weight, doll. You must be coming down with the rags soon also... you, me, David, and Kimberly... we're all in the same boat. Damn girl days! Grrrrrr! ;) Have an awesome day, angel.

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
I predict you'll be 280 by this weekend... reason I know.... LA Ink episodes are on a loop and you can ummmm work up a sweat to that. HA! Congrats with losing that water weight, doll. You must be coming down with the rags soon also... you, me, David, and Kimberly... we're all in the same boat. Damn girl days! Grrrrrr! ;) Have an awesome day, angel.

-Sheryl
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What!!?? Men having TOM, too? So in their case does PMS stand for Permanent Male Syndrome? haha. Jk. You guys know I luvs yas.:)

Congrats on getting rid of that water weight, Paul. Sheryl's right--you'll be down to 280 by Saturday. I wonder how many calories heel rubbing burns??:eek:
 
"Make no mistake, Kyle. You WILL suck my balls." Lmao! Have you seen this episode?

I noticed you haven't been in your diary much lately. So stop watching porn on your laptop and get your butt in here..lol.

Hope Scalena's been good to you the last few days. ;)
 
Hello, Sugar B-oh! I mean Paul!
I never met a man who named his scale, but Scalena works for me! Best wishes getting to 280!! :D
-Val Bunny
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Hello, Sugar B-oh! I mean Paul!
I never met a man who named his scale, but Scalena works for me! Best wishes getting to 280!! :D
-Val Bunny
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He didn't name his scale--I did...lmao. We've also named his er..you know. That's Mr. Heely. :rotflmao::rotflmao: Paul is just kind enough (or perverted enough) to put up with our nicknames.:)
 
bikinibound said:
"Make no mistake, Kyle. You WILL suck my balls." Lmao! Have you seen this episode?

I noticed you haven't been in your diary much lately. So stop watching porn on your laptop and get your butt in here..lol.

Hope Scalena's been good to you the last few days. ;)
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I have been slacking in my online duties *L* I actually have a problem with my cable. I have no upload speed. At times my download speed is slow too. They're supposed to come out saturday morning and check things out.

Scalena hasn't gone down on me much:cry:
 
October 2lbs per week challenge
Start Weight = 288.0
05 October = 285.0 (-3 lbs)
12 October = 282.0 (-3 lbs)( -6lbs total)
19 October = 280.6 (-1.4 lbs)( -7.4lbs total)<- not so good this week
26 October =

Finish Weight =
Total Lost in October =
 
You're doing just fine. Poor Scalena's gotta have rest sometimes--you wore her out with all the going down on ya she's been doing lately! :rotflmao:

So Val, here's how Mr. Heely came to be:

Awhile back I mentioned I was having a reflexology massage done, and Paul was curious about what that was. So I posted a chart (in my diary) showing the different reflexology pressure points. Paul, being the astute pervert that he is, noticed that the heel corresponded to the genitalia. So he wondered if he rubbed his heel, if it would give him the same sensation as rubbing his penis. And thus was born Mr. Heely. Just as horseback riding is codeword for sex, rubbing one's heel means spanking one's monkey..lmao. And Mr. Heely is Paul's "heel." :rotflmao:
 
Well Scalena went down on me a lil over the weekend. Out of the 280's . Was at 279.6 this morning. Hopefully I can finish the rest of October strong. It looked like I was going to start putting up 3 lb losses each week then I hit last weeks road block and I am just now starting to feel "back to normal" .
 
Woohoooo! Already in the 270s! Congrats, handsome ass! I'm with you on the pushing yourself through the end of this month. So.... ummm... have you decided whether you're going to take a picture of yourself in costume for the challenge? If so.... ummm whatcha going to be? Also... if you need ideas, you know I got a lot of crackhead thoughts swarming in my head, so I'd be more than happy to help.. LOL Wishing you a wonderful day, Sugar Balls....

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Woohoooo! Already in the 270s! Congrats, handsome ass! I'm with you on the pushing yourself through the end of this month. So.... ummm... have you decided whether you're going to take a picture of yourself in costume for the challenge? If so.... ummm whatcha going to be? Also... if you need ideas, you know I got a lot of crackhead thoughts swarming in my head, so I'd be more than happy to help.. LOL Wishing you a wonderful day, Sugar Balls....

-Sheryl
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I can only imagine the crackhead ideas swarming through your pretty little head!!! Let's hear some of them.

Congrats on getting into the 270s!!!!!!!!!! You are gonna hit your 250 goal way before February. I told ya Scalena just needed a little rest. You can't expect the poor girl to go down on ya ALL the time. ;)
 
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