MidGaGuy's Diary

MidGaGuy said:
I dunno what the coach is telling them but it must be crap. Cute Football Mom's son told my son that the coach wasn't planning to do anything for next week's practice. He's basically given up . I'd fire him so fast it'd make his head spin if I were in charge there. But oh well.
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What an ass. You should be the coach. :sifone:

Yeah it was nice . Extremely cute women too so maybe there's a chance for me yet to catch someone's eye *L*
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Don't be silly, of course there's a chance. You just have to think positively (Mr. Negative...hehe). Oh, and ask the women out. ;)

I suspect I'll cave in to the temptation of joining the gym this winter. I'm going to resist as long as I can though! I'm so anti-social!
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You don't have to be social if you don't want to. Somedays I chat with the other ladies, and other days I don't. Depends on who's there and if I feel like talking.
 
MidGaGuy said:
Yeah I'm feeling old and decrepit:ack2:
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Me know ancient chinese secret for the following, roundeye.....




You strip down naked and squirt KY Jelly everywhere...



then do 10 jumping jacks while reciting following chant:


MGB's a mighty fine bitch...

while recording it, then send to my PM

trust me... it works wonders.

-Sheryl
 
bikinibound said:
Already trying to edge out David for 1st place on the perv list, eh? :sifone:
Well I just referenced the "jugs" in your diary about this very thing , sooooo maybe I am? :D
And Stacy, too, for that matter. :smilielol5:

Got any "toy" shops in your neck of the woods??


I see you've survived (so far) without your xbox..lmao.:nopity:
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There's one here but I think they're more into the clothing side of things. Nearest real toy shop would be a lil drive away. Not that I would know from experience tho yanno.


Yes I think we made it thru the day today without the xbox. I called them and got a box on the way for pickup to take it to the service center. They said it'll be 3-4 weeks but I suspect it'll be more. My Son's was gone about 6 weeks when his died.
I took the kids home earlier (they're coming back on tuesday for the rest of the week) anyways myson is going to bring his xbox over on tuesday so we won't have to go without :smilielol5:
 
bikinibound said:
What an ass. You should be the coach. :sifone:

Helllll no! I coached little league baseball for 3 years , no way I'd ever take on any kinda coaching again ! *L*

Don't be silly, of course there's a chance. You just have to think positively (Mr. Negative...hehe). Oh, and ask the women out. ;)
Well I am shy yanno:biggrinjester: Plus I need to encounter a SINGLE woman first. Seems like every woman I meet is married!:toetap05:


You don't have to be social if you don't want to. Somedays I chat with the other ladies, and other days I don't. Depends on who's there and if I feel like talking.
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Yeah it's not the talking to others part. It's the whole "are they watching me" part *L*
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Me know ancient chinese secret for the following, roundeye.....




You strip down naked and squirt KY Jelly everywhere...



then do 10 jumping jacks while reciting following chant:


MGB's a mighty fine bitch...

while recording it, then send to my PM

trust me... it works wonders.

-Sheryl
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One question tho, what's the KY for ? I'm not trying to gain backdoor access while doing said jumping jacks am I ?:hurray:
 
MidGaGuy said:
Yeah it's not the talking to others part. It's the whole "are they watching me" part *L*
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Trust me--you'll be watching them, too. ;)

Helllll no! I coached little league baseball for 3 years , no way I'd ever take on any kinda coaching again ! *L*
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Well, I think coaching high school would be a lot different than little league, but I won't make ya if you don't wanna..lmao.

Well I am shy yanno. Plus I need to encounter a SINGLE woman first. Seems like every woman I meet is married!
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I know--all us good ones are taken...:sifone: What about CFM? Get over your shyness and start flirting with her. Maybe ask if she'd like to go out for coffee or somthing. :toetap05:
 
bikinibound said:
Trust me--you'll be watching them, too. ;)

hmm yanno, that could be a problem :conehead:

Well, I think coaching high school would be a lot different than little league, but I won't make ya if you don't wanna..lmao.


I know--all us good ones are taken...:sifone: What about CFM? Get over your shyness and start flirting with her. Maybe ask if she'd like to go out for coffee or somthing. :toetap05:
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I spoke to her briefly at the football game friday night but she exited stage right so I'm not sensing any mutual " I think your cute too":bigear:
 
hickgurltx said:
We got toy shops/movie houses everywhere around here.

We're just a bunch of horny rednecks! :D
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As much as you frequent them, Stacy, you should look into buying one or three...lmao. You said you were gonna get a job next year...and they say you should get into your work, and do what ya love. :biggrinjester::biggrinjester:
 
I just checked out the new polls, and both our teams are the same as last week. LSU is #2 again. BC dropped to 8th, and AZ St. to 9th. :puke:
 
LMAO Kimberly! :p

I couldn't own one! *In the closet about all that stuff* :leaving:

OMG, my family would FREAK if they knew I went to those stores! :rofl:

Don't want them knowin' anyway...YUCK! lol

******

Hi ya Paul! :D

~Have A Goal Reachin' Monday Sweetie!~ :waving:

I'm sooooo excited bc my **Steelers** play tonight! *WOOT!*

:rolleyes: Had ta hear hubby go on and on about stupid Cowgirls winning last night.

{Yes, I'm the family traitor! I HATE the Cowgirls and have always loved the Steelers since I was a lil girl...LOL}

Have A Great Day! :hug2:
 
hickgurltx said:
LMAO Kimberly! :p

I couldn't own one! *In the closet about all that stuff* :leaving:

OMG, my family would FREAK if they knew I went to those stores! :rofl:

Don't want them knowin' anyway...YUCK! lol

******
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Well, you don't have to tell them about your business. Just be all mysterious when they ask, and then they'll just think you've become a drug dealer...:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
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