MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

All right. This is fucking bullshit. Get the hell in here, and let us know what the fuck your sugar snatch has been up to the last 4 months (besides bonking Sean's brains out). Filthy, enquiring minds want to know, dammit. :cuss:


Sugar Snatch, lol... I think I'm going to start calling my dearest friends that :)

-Sam
 
Hey People,

thanks to those of you who dropped in even though I wasn't really around. Unfortunately, life has decided to crap on me and let's just say, I'm wading through ALL the bullshit right now. As for weight loss... ummm what is that? lol Nah, actually, my mind's way too busy dealing with the going ons that I just don't have the motivation to really get in there and kick ass. I've gained a few pounds, which isn't a big deal.... but right now just isn't the time for me to face my weight loss goals head on. When the air clears, you bet your ass I'll get back into things 110%. I'll be dropping in here and there, but I can't make any promises that I'll be around day after day like before.


I'm hoping 2009 will be a fresh start for me. For my own sake, these are my goals for 2009:

1) Get accepted as a Honolulu Police Department Officer/ Dispatcher
2) Go back to school
3) Get back to being the funny, perverted, kind-hearted Sheryl that all the bitches love and adore
4) Drop a few pounds to make the bitches drool even more (Yah, I'm still conceited, so that hasn't changed one bit. lol)

-Sheryl

PS, I got my scores for the NYS Corrections and smoked that shit.
I also received a call for an interview. Unfortunately, my ass moved
back to Hawaii. Goes to show, I can do whatever the fuck I want to do
if I put my mind to it. ;)
 
Hey Sheryl!!

Back to Hawaii! Wow. Sorry to hear life has taken a big old shit on ya. I understand you need time to wade thru the mess, just take one thing at a time. You CAN do anything and get thru anything that life throws at you. Just remember we are all here if you need to vent it out or whatever :)

I'm back to school in Jan and then it's balls to the wall between that, work, and the gym. I told myself I refuse to gain all the weight back I lost while I'm in school... Plus I'll probably be too broke to do anything really fun besides go to the gym, which i guess will have to function as my new form of entertainment, or a break from the books...

We CAN do it in 09' baby!!!

-Sam
 
Hello MGB, we haven't been introduced yet... But you have been fondly remembered and spoken of (all good I assure you:reddevil:) in your absence... I will be following your drop ins and diary with interest in the future...

Looking forward to many returns!

And have a good Holiday!
 
I'm sorry you've had a rotten time lately. Is everything ok with you and Sean? Sending hugs and hot smoochies your way. I really hope you get on here more. I missed your pervy ass. And you can thank me for telling ReluctantCabbie all about you. :D Karl's a cool guy, and you'll appreciate his pervertedness. :sifone:
 
Hey you:D

Sorry to hear life has been crapping on you:(:hug2:However, ha ha ha, Im glad to hear Im not th eonly one life has been fucking with!Heeheehee

Back in Hawaii huh, you gonna fill usin at some point about what and who and what and such!

Im glad you posted:D

Merry Christmas!
 
NY to Hawaii? I guess I can't blame ya for that. We'll miss ya here. :waving:

To be honest, the only thing that I miss about NY is the actual snow... for a few weeks. After that, I'm like, "Fuck this. It's too cold and my tits are going to catch frostbite." Once a Hawaii girl.. always a Hawaii girl. HA!

Btw.. thanks for dropping in and kudos to you for the weight loss. ;)
Just remember we are all here if you need to vent it out or whatever :)

I'm back to school in Jan and then it's balls to the wall between that, work, and the gym. I told myself I refuse to gain all the weight back I lost while I'm in school... Plus I'll probably be too broke to do anything really fun besides go to the gym, which i guess will have to function as my new form of entertainment, or a break from the books...

We CAN do it in 09' baby!!!

-Sam

OMFG Is that my sweet ass, Sammy???? Holy crap, homeboy. I didn't even recognize you. OoOoOh honey, I'd tear into you.... but ummm yah. LOL And yah, leave it to you to always be positive. I have missed you, doll. As for you heading back to school... jesus, are you going for your PhD nowadays, you damn workaholic you. hahaa You look marvelous, Sammy!

And yes... 2009 is "The Year of The Fierce," so let's do this shit, shexy!

Hello MGB, we haven't been introduced yet... But you have been fondly remembered and spoken of (all good I assure you:reddevil:) in your absence... I will be following your drop ins and diary with interest in the future...

Aw yes, Karl... I've seen your handsome face in Val's diary. (In other words, I had a feeling you were a perv. HA!) Thank you for dropping in and happy holidays to you and yours, dollface. Btw... wonderful job with the weight loss so far!



Send all nude pix to my personal email. Thanks. ;)

Who the fuck are you?

I'm the girl your mama warned you about, sweetheart.







Except, I don't have to give up blowjobs to get what I want. HA!

I'm sorry you've had a rotten time lately. Is everything ok with you and Sean?

Unfortunately, things are not going all too well. I'm in Hawaii, working on getting myself back. Yah therapy! He's in NY thinking he's fucking Serpaco aka "above the law." He went back to his old ways and turned into a fuckhead. Plain and simple: We're getting a divorce.

Tah dah! Now do you know why I wasn't around the forum much? It's sad, but true. But please... no need to feel sorry for me. If anything, feel sorry for him, because he'll never find a hot piece of ass like this ever again.



It's good to be a conceited cunt. Love you, Kim.

-Sheryl
 
Hey you:D

Sorry to hear life has been crapping on you:(:hug2:However, ha ha ha, Im glad to hear Im not th eonly one life has been fucking with!Heeheehee

Back in Hawaii huh, you gonna fill usin at some point about what and who and what and such!

Im glad you posted:D

Merry Christmas!

Awww Relly, I miss you, doll! Damn... your girls are so big now!!

Is life crapping on you as well? Shit, if that's the case, we're "Scat Sisters," eh? LOL Okay... that doesn't sound all too cool but I assure you, I was laughing while typing that out. Hahahaa I'm sick. Anyways, thanks for dropping in and I'm wishing you and the girls a lovely Christmas and New Years, mama.

-Sheryl
 
Ah, that sucks about sean turning into an ass. But, everything you said is right on. It's totally his loss, poor bastard! ha. Well, I luv ya darling, and hope you have a great Christmas in Hawaii with your family. HOw are they all doing?

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:
 
Hey girl, its so nice to hear from you. I'm sorry to hear about Sean, what a shocker that he turned out to be dick, he seemed so nice when I met him. I'm sure its a helluva lot nicer living in HI than upstate NY anyway. Its brick out here! I'm sitting next to my space heater as we speak.. Hope to be in touch soon mami :).
 
Heya Sheryl :)

Sorry to hear about the soon to be EX hubby... It's gotta suck when someone rips off the mask and changes personalities... Your completely right though that he won't ever find a sweeter ass than yours ;)

:beerchug: to being a conceited cunt! I'm in. I'm also happy to have TLD Wednesdays come back... Gawd I missed those :santa: Even as a gay man.

-Sam
 
I was ASSuming that it had to do with hubby and a divorce and so on...What an asshole!

Good for you for working through it and it is HIS LOSS!

You are on hot chick that ALOT of guys and gals from this forum would want to get with in a heart beat.When your reeady, you go get em girl!

:hug2::hug2::hug2:
 
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Well, I luv ya darling, and hope you have a great Christmas in Hawaii with your family. HOw are they all doing?
Other than driving me crazy? Ummm they're good. haha Nah, I love my parents, but let me tell you, I really need to get my shit together and move the fuck out ASAP. I hope your parents are doing well also. Btw... so when's my niece/ nephew due? Sheesh... first niapage and now you. Damn, I'm really out of the loop and need to find myself a sperm donor after all this shit is said and done, right? HA! (I am TOTALLY jking here.lol)
I'm sorry to hear about Sean, what a shocker that he turned out to be dick, he seemed so nice when I met him. I'm sure its a helluva lot nicer living in HI than upstate NY anyway. Its brick out here! I'm sitting next to my space heater as we speak.. Hope to be in touch soon mami :).

Yah that's the problem right there: in public he was the best husband ever. Behind closed doors? It was a totally different person unfortunately. He's nice to you in person, then when he's alone you can't get him to stop shit talking about others. I HATE people like that and having to pretend life was just grand is fucking bullshit.

I wanted to drop in before leaving NY, but being as I didn't have my car, needless to say, that was a no go. But I love yas, girly. Keep warm! Hey, did you finish redoing your apartment??

Your completely right though that he won't ever find a sweeter ass than yours ;)

I love gay men agreeing with how "sweet" my ass is. HA! jk THanks, babe.

:beerchug: to being a conceited cunt! I'm in. I'm also happy to have TLD Wednesdays come back... Gawd I missed those :santa: Even as a gay man.

Oh shit this had me dying!!!! LOL!!! Well, honey... in that case, let's get down with the girl-on-girl action PRONTO! I love being me! YAH! ha!



You are on hot chick that ALOT of guys and gals from this forum would want to get with in a heart beat.When your reeady, you go get em girl!

:hug2::hug2::hug2:

I love the fact that you so sweetly added in "gals from this forum" also.

For those who don't know... MGB likes the boys and girls.

:D
 
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