MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

*Beep* *Beep*

Watch Out!! Crunk-Ass-Bitch coming through on exercise bike. :smilielol5:

That comment in my J cracked me up gurl! :hug2:

Hope yer gettin' settled in.

<3 Ya!
 
So nice to hear from you in my diary yesterday! I can't wait to hear what's been going on with ya lately, your stories always make me laugh my ass off.

Take Care,
Sam:)
 
Yah... you can take turns lashing me, but be forewarned, I'll get off on it

Yah, I know... "Wtf, Sheryl? Where have you been?" Trust me, I've been hearing the same shit at both my Christian Families and S&M forum. HA! I'm just kidding... about the Christian Family one, that is. :p Life's just been taking me by the hair, bending me over, and making me its bitch. However, let me just say... my house is looking fan-fuckin-tastic. (Oh.. for all those who don't know me... warning.. I'm a vulgar twat who cusses more than a herpes-ridden sailor, so if I offend you.. get out of my diary.)

Okay... I'll give a brief rundown as to why I've been MIA. Sure, it's not an excuse, but meh, I love most of you enough to give you a few reasons to forgive my pretty ass. hahaaa!

1. My bro-in-law was shipped off to Korea with the Army, so we were trying to spend as much time as possible with him and the family.
2. Moving into this house has been a real pain in my ass, but oh so worth it. (I do have pix that I will share later.)
3. I spend most of my time on Craigslist and Central NY Auction sites mainly to furnish our house. Let me tell you, I'm better than a fierce ghey decorator. Things are looking great.
4. I took the NYS corrections written exam April 12th and have a feeling I did shitty. We'll see in two months for my results. hahaa
5. If I haven't called you, it's because Sprint decided to try to fack me with no lube. I was charged a $1000 phone bill for phonecalls that were supposedly covered by my plan. I had to use my charm and my kickin' curves to get an actual manager over here to dispute it for me. Needless to say... Sheryl's the champion. HA! Trust me.. Sprint's a pain in the ass, so if you're looking to purchase a cellphone plan... don't go to Sprint.
6. My sister-in-law is getting married in July and my mum-in-law's already acting crazy about needing to get shit done. Blah... so that's another reason I was busy.

Plain and simple: A Bitch is Back and I look forward to getting booted off of this site for being an absolute "stuck up biotch." HA!

Oh and before I forget.... photossssssss......

Even though life's been fucking with me hard, I've been finding the time to eat properly and exercise when I have the time for it. No, I'm not working out like a midget on roids like before. If anything, I've been focusing more on weight training than anything else. Honestly, I'm loving my body. I'll eventually post these in the Befores and Afters. Enjoy!


Me @ my heaviest: 225lbs.


Me a couple weeks ago: weight? Who gives a fuck.




-Sheryl
 
Oh yah.... and this first posting is dedicated to Randy aka T2Trucker who kept fucking harrassing my pretty ass to "write in your fucking diary, bitch." I adore you, slapnutz.

-HHB
 
Welcome back you sexy biotch! You are looking HAWT in those pics!

Whatcha doing September 11-14? Feel like taking a little trip?
 
Yay, Sheryl is back, Sheryl is back!! *happy dance*

Your pics are BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Wow, no wonder you were MIA, GF, I totally understand those interruptions...haha, I am lucky to get in here every day myself sometimes....without a move, a state exam, and other family priorities.

Really, its good to have ya back here...

Beth
 
WOW! what a transformation you have made...you look amazing and I love your "colorful" language...I thought I could curse, but shit, you got me beat!! lol..
clarivel
 
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