MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

MsGhettoBooty said:
[Water: 12 cups and I'm peeing clear. Phantom pee!
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Ha the weird quirks of "dieting"LOL...Or life style changing - the little things excite me - like clear pee!!!Ha Ha HA - I think Im pretty fucked...

Thanx for your nice words adn compliments in my diary:hug2:I appreciate your support!!!
 
Hey Girlie!! You wrote in Cinders diary that I should Hug my Hubby for you, and thank him from stopping me from getting Loco, well I just read your comment back to him, and he told me to tell you "She hugged me and grabbed my ass, I'm a happy man now". THANKS!! LOL LOL LOL :hurray: I don't know who's happier me or him, probably me, since he always gets me for playing grab ass anyways and this time, he let me do it without chasing him. LMAO!!!!!

That CRACKED ME UP!!! and I'm glad that you now can poop. :iagree:
 
bikinibound said:
Yes, we inspire a lot of people to be perverted--and honey you already are like that--perverted, that is. :D

I'm #3 on the sexual deviant list? I think Paul should be #1. :D :smilielol5::smilielol5:

This reminds me, it's time for this week's Perv List.:gnorsi:
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And that wouldn't have anything to do with our phone conversation last night now would it?:angel: *L*
 
This thread may be my favorite thread to read in... I opened it up, and the thread on the top of the page was about a prior post discussing sucking on a cucumber. My interest aroused, I decided that I had to read the page before to see what I had missed. The top of the PREVIOUS page referenced a prior post about "temporary lesbian days"... I ended up having to go back a couple of pages just to get all the juicy stuff...

Great read. Two thumbs up. Would buy from again. A+++++++++++++
 
AmbaLove said:
I just want to say I got more rep off my X-rated poem for you than any serious, heartfelt or helpful thing I have ever posted!
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LOL! Guilty!! Sorry about that :eek:

hickgurltx said:
First...

LMAO Val at you sayin' you have been a bad lezzie on TLD! :rofl:

You can make it up to us all next Wed. :reddevil:

LOL again about tellin' Kimberly she will be Sheryl's bitch! HAHAHA!
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Well....I have been naughty. Perhaps I need to be spanked.

MsGhettoBooty said:

1. ValBunny- I've seen you posting your little iDildo or whatever it's called in a number of diaries. HA!

Notes: I went to the grocery store today and some lady thought I was foreign. She leaned over the counter and said in a loud, yet very slow voice..."Do ..... you...... know.... how... to .... use.... the .... machine... you... know... swipe... credit.. card? Do ... you... want... me... to ... do... it?" My reply, "I want you to stop yelling and speak like a normal human being, you dumbass. Oh, and make that plastic. I feel like destroying the world today." Dumb bitch.
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iToy: Don't have it, don't need it, thought was funny at the time. "Remind me not to use that one when I'm sober!" Sorry, too much Ab Fab lately.
Racial Profiling: I hope the twat was rightfully mortified.

James said:
This thread may be my favorite thread to read in... I opened it up, and the thread on the top of the page was about a prior post discussing sucking on a cucumber.
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Tell me about it!
 
James said:
This thread may be my favorite thread to read in... I opened it up, and the thread on the top of the page was about a prior post discussing sucking on a cucumber. My interest aroused, I decided that I had to read the page before to see what I had missed. The top of the PREVIOUS page referenced a prior post about "temporary lesbian days"... I ended up having to go back a couple of pages just to get all the juicy stuff...

Great read. Two thumbs up. Would buy from again. A+++++++++++++
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Yes, that's why Stacy (the one sucking on the cuke) and Paul (the one explaining TLD) are #1 and 2 on the Perv List this week. :D
 
The owner of this diary killed my internal love for ice cream. I should probably thank her for that.

Cucumbers and iToys are mundane. Sheryl is off the chart. Christ.
 
MidGaGuy said:
on a free translation site it says mystere and eraser ball.
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That's why those sites don't always work..lmao. If you go back and read my diary from the other day, you'll see the translation. But to save you the time, it literally means mystery and a gumball. But it's the French way of saying for me to know and you to find out. :)
 
bikinibound said:
That's why those sites don't always work..lmao. If you go back and read my diary from the other day, you'll see the translation. But to save you the time, it literally means mystery and a gumball. But it's the French way of saying for me to know and you to find out. :)
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gumball is alot like a sugarball !:pumpkin::pumpkin:
 
I know this has nothing to do with this topic your discussing currently, but..... I'm currently craving some Starburst candy. WHY??? I need something sour, to suck on. LOL LOL Okay, take that and run with it!! You pervs! LOL LOL :hurray:
 
Gomme is french for eraser...it is possible I misspelled gum...or they could be spelled the same. My french is rusty!
 
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