MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Wow girl, nearly 3 hours of exercise? You're a fackin power house! Is that what your sis did to lose her weight? Or what was her secret, do tell!! Ahhhhhh, probably just eat healthy and exercise. Oh yeah, aint no easy fixes with this weight thing!

I'm so happy that you're firmly in the 160's!

Now lemme get back to Biggest Loser so we can comment and gripe about it on the thread. I assume you're watching?!
 
Damn, girl!! You are busting ASS!! 168!! Fackin' awesome, honey!! I am so happy for you!! And 3 goddamn hours of exercise??? HOly shit!! Your sister isn't going to recognize you. I would love to see your wedding pics.:)

Love you my hot Hawaiian honey..:hug2::rotflmao:

P.S.--only 2hrs until TLD..:beating::beating:
 
Wow girl, nearly 3 hours of exercise? You're a fackin power house! Is that what your sis did to lose her weight? Or what was her secret, do tell!! Ahhhhhh, probably just eat healthy and exercise. Oh yeah, aint no easy fixes with this weight thing!

Ummm yah.... but if you noticed, my calories were up there, so it wasn't like I was busting ass and running on empty, you know? :D As for my baby sister, she started watching her food.... then got into jogging and at home weight training. She gradually changed things up with hills... because Hawaii's FULL of them. haha Also.... she slowly limited the amount of beer and whatnot. (The little bastard can drink. haha) I spoke with mom and she said my sister lost a bit more weight, so I'm really curious as to how much. I believe she's been training for her first triathalon. If anything, I think we're both going to meet up at Syracuse Airport and walk pass one another. LMAO! It'll be one huge cry fest. God.. I'm such a girl. HA!

Damn, girl!! You are busting ASS!! 168!! Fackin' awesome, honey!! I am so happy for you!! And 3 goddamn hours of exercise??? HOly shit!! Your sister isn't going to recognize you. I would love to see your wedding pics.:)

Awww thanks, sugar tits. (Kim= Sugar Butt... Kimberly= Sugar Tits... Claudia= Sugar Mami... Amy= Sugar Booty .. Jenna= Sugar Jugs... Paul= Sugar Balls?? Hmmm....) As for wedding pix... yah no problem. I found a few of the CDs over here, so I'm definitely going to post a few. Also, I'm hoping to meet up Elle this Saturday. Hmmm... I need to email her.

-Sheryl aka Sugar Snatch.. HA!

PS

:beating::beating:Happy Temporary Lesbian Day, Grrlz:beating::beating:
 
OH YEAH!! "FRIGGEN A", You lost some poundage girlie, WAY TO GO!!! Man I can't wait to reach the 160's that is my goal currently, and Geez Luise it takes forever and a day to get there. I'm so very proud of you "SWEETNESS BOOTY!!" Go see my diary I put something a little special in there for you today. Have a wonderful day. MMMMMMMMWWWWAHHHHHH Big hugs and LESBO kisses!! HAHAHAHA:hug2::rotflmao::jump:
Kim
 


Awww thanks, sugar tits. (Kim= Sugar Butt... Kimberly= Sugar Tits... Claudia= Sugar Mami... Amy= Sugar Booty .. Jenna= Sugar Jugs... Paul= Sugar Balls??<-LOL:pumpkin::pumpkin: Hmmm....) As for wedding pix... yah no problem. I found a few of the CDs over here, so I'm definitely going to post a few. Also, I'm hoping to meet up Elle this Saturday. Hmmm... I need to email her.

-Sheryl aka Sugar Snatch.. HA!


:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Hi ya..*waves*

Thanks for poppin' by my diary.. ;)

I never knew that about our cycles..:confused: How could I not know this at 34?

:rotflmao:

I will glady collect all of our bird size mosquitos and get them right over to ya! :jump: Enjoy!

They are still bad here..When I walk my lil ZuZu I have to spray myself down w/the skin so soft bath oil..{I'm an Avon freak!}

Keeps 'em off though!

****

You should be excited re: loss/168.. Yer workin' yer tail off and doin' great.

Keep it up! :hug2: TTYS
 


Awww thanks, sugar tits. (Kim= Sugar Butt... Kimberly= Sugar Tits... Claudia= Sugar Mami... Amy= Sugar Booty .. Jenna= Sugar Jugs... Paul= Sugar Balls?? Hmmm....) As for wedding pix... yah no problem. I found a few of the CDs over here, so I'm definitely going to post a few. Also, I'm hoping to meet up Elle this Saturday. Hmmm... I need to email her.

-Sheryl aka Sugar Snatch.. HA!

PS

:beating::beating:Happy Temporary Lesbian Day, Grrlz:beating::beating:

SUGAR SNATCH!!:rotflmao::rotflmao: Somehow, I think you could change the words to the song "Sugar Shack" to Sugar Snatch...:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
SUGAR SNATCH!!:rotflmao::rotflmao: Somehow, I think you could change the words to the song "Sugar Shack" to Sugar Snatch...:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Fuck that.... you know the first thing that comes to mind when I think of that song... "It's as BIG as a whale...and it's about to set sail." Ummmm no... that's sooooo not my "sugar snatch." LMAO!!! Off to perv. Love you...

-Sheryl
 
Seeing a huge ass poster board hanging on the wall with my goals really allows me to focus.

I'm too much of a conceited twat to ever talk shit on myself. hahaaa

Oh that's SOLID GOLD right there! You're so OCD!!! :D No really, the hugeass poster makes perfect sense to me!

And yes, never talk shit---you're absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous and we're all jealous! :)

Those exercises are CRAZY for only 1900 or so calories--great job! Hope the ghetto booty never dissipates into thin air!

Great going! Keep it up!
 


Fuck that.... you know the first thing that comes to mind when I think of that song... "It's as BIG as a whale...and it's about to set sail." That's Mr. Heely--not your snatch!!:rotflmao::rotflmao: Ummmm no... that's sooooo not my "sugar snatch." LMAO!!! Off to perv. Love you...

-Sheryl

That's "Love Shack" by the B-52s silly goose. I'm talking about this song by Jimmy Gilmore and the Fireballs :)rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:) Gotta love that name. You could give that nickname to Steve..haha..I've already done it. Steve is officially fireballs..:rotflmao:



I've taken the liberty of changing the lyrics:

There’s a crazy little bitch beyond the tracks
And ev’rybody calls her the sugar snatch
Well, she's just a crazy girl and she lives in da hood
Sugar snatch tastes mighty good
That’s the reason why I’ve got to get back
To that sugar snatch, whoa baby
To that sugar snatch.

There’s this cute little girlie, she’s a’workin’ out
A black corset makes her boobs stick out
I’m gonna rub that booty, spend a little cash
Make that girl love me when I put on some trash
You can understand why I’ve got to get back
To that sugar snatch, whoa baby
To that sugar snatch, yeah honey
To that sugar snatch, whoa yes
To that sugar snatch.

Now that sugar snatch queen is a’married to me, yeah yeah
We just lay around and bone to music from the '80s
Ah, but one of these days I’m gonna put on my 8-tracks
Head in the direction of my sugar snatch
Just me and her yes I'm gonna go lick
Up that sugar snatch,
Whoa uh oh
Lick that sugar snatch, yeah honey
Suck my sugar snatch
 
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seriously LMAOOL to lyrics for sugar snatch.

here is the good news if that damn sis of yours loses to much weight with all that jogging when you meet up with her be like. " OH you look great how did you lose that weight????? When she says "jogging how did you lose your weight??"

YOu show her with a couple Muai Thai Elbows and Knees lmao :boxing::boxing::boxing:

lol Seriously though great Job and for the record YOU ROCK EH :eh:
 

Whatcha laughing about, huh... my little sugar balls? LMAO! ;)

And yes, never talk shit---you're absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous and we're all jealous! :)

Those exercises are CRAZY for only 1900 or so calories--great job! Hope the ghetto booty never dissipates into thin air!

Great going! Keep it up!

Oh shucks.... ever seen a "brownie" blush? Well.. that's what's happening right about now. hahaa! Thanks, honey. :hug2: As for the ghetto booty dissipating..... girl please... ass like this isn't going anywhere except up and a little bit tighter on the sides. Me-fuckin-ow, daddy! :D hahaaa

That's "Love Shack" by the B-52s silly goose. I'm talking about this song by Jimmy Gilmore and the Fireballs :)rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:)


I've taken the liberty of changing the lyrics:

OMFG!!!!! I damn near pissed myself reading the new lyrics!!!! And yah.. I'm a retard... psssh... that's what happens when you're fiending to watch youngins all sweaty, growling, thrusting, grinding, calling out my name in unbridled passion... oh wait... that's a male strip show.. not a gym. Tsk tsk on me! :D Those lyrics were brilliant!

-Sheryl
 


Whatcha laughing about, huh... my little sugar balls? LMAO! ;)

hahaah Sugar Balls.. that still cracks me up.:rotflmao:

OMFG!!!!! I damn near pissed myself reading the new lyrics!!!! And yah.. I'm a retard... psssh... that's what happens when you're fiending to watch youngins all sweaty, growling, thrusting, grinding, calling out my name in unbridled passion... oh wait... that's a male strip show.. not a gym. Tsk tsk on me! :D Those lyrics were brilliant!

-Sheryl

Yeah, I have to admit that I was cracking up laughing myself. All the way home from my office I was laughing, snorting, and wiping tears away so I could see to drive...:rotflmao:
 
So earlier I was working out at the gym and I decided I needed to grab another water bottle from my locker. I hear my phone ringing and I answer it. Well holy crap... it's Mark.. aka the best friend. "So... you finally decided to grow a pair, I see. Is that bitch of a wife on another phone in the house listening in to this conversation, if so... Emily, eat me, you dumbass." (For those of you late to my diary, I've been having some issues with my best friend's wife.) He laughs and explains things have taken a turn in their relationship... blah, blah, blah. I told him I'd call him back after I was finish working out. "Wow. You're still busting your ass off at the gym, I take it. Yah... I've been thinking a lot about you lately." I had to cut him short, because I hate allowing my body to cool down during weight training.

An hour later, I call him back and he's whispering. "Hey man, I'm not going to play any games. If you're hiding from your wife, then don't bother reaching me. She's more drama than I need in my life at the moment. It's as simple as that." Before you know it, you can hear her ranting and raving in the background... "fat bitch this... fat whore that... blah blah blah." (Yes, she's talking about me. haha) Funny enough... if this "fat bitch" wanted her man, I could have had him when I was rocking 225lbs. :D I think I'll be a bitch and blast Pussycat Dolls "Dontcha (Wish Your Girlfriend)" when I go to see him in December. Damn she's going to hate my ass..... HA! On to today's accomplishments....

Workout:
- 20 min Ab Jam
- 60 min Brisk Walk around the hood
- 20 min hip hop dancing
- 50 min weight training: triceps, abs, chest- standard pushups, plank, various crunches, free weights, tricep chair dips

Meals:

Breakfast:
- 1/2 c oatmeal with sliced red pear
- 1/2 c 1% cottage cheese with 1/2 large sliced peach (370 cal)

Snack:
- Tofu salad (firm tofu, 2c watercress, 1tb furikake, 1/2c pink salmon) (285 cal)

Lunch:
- whole wheat pasta with steamed veggies (1/2c black beans, 1 1/2 c zucchini, 1/3c tomatoes, 1/4 c part skim mozarella cheese, 1/4c onions, 1c whole wheat pasta) (440 cal)

postworkout snack:
- wellement's protein powder in 1c 1% milk (250 cal)
- Breyer's Light Blueberry Yogurt (110 cal)

Dinner:
- 2 turkey breast wraps (1 1/2 whole wheat tortillas with shredded lettuce, salsa, 4 lean turkey breast slices, tomatoes, red onions) (330 cal)

Total Calories: 1,790 cal (1790-2140 cal)
Note: My calories were on the lower side today, because I wasn't feeling all too hungry towards the end. Also, I'm a little tired from the unwanted drama with Mark. Still bums me out, but meh... fuck it. Guy friends are easy to find when you're a little dyke. hahaa! Good night, everyone.

-Sheryl aka "Sugar Snatch" :D
 
I think it's possible for men and women to be just friends. I've had some guy friends in the past who were interested in nothing but friendship. I had a guy friend in college who I was totally into, but and he was a great friend, but wanted nothing more--except for the night we got wasted, ran the naked mile together and ended up almost having sex..lmao. But honestly--all he had to do was say the word and I would've been his girlfriend. He, however had no interest in that. I had another guy friend who was a great friend--but he wasn't my type and I wasn't his--no he wasn't gay..lmao. There was never any sexual tension between us at all. I've had some other guy friends who never hit on me as well. That's just my two cents.

This woman is just insecure and untrusting--maybe he's given her reason not to trust him with other women. Who knows. But the way she is handling it is obscene and facking ridiculous. If I thought my H was fooling around, I'd sit his ass down and talk to him. If he was fooling around, I'd divorce him--but she is just making a fool of herself. I mean if she honestly thinks he's facking Sheryl, then why stick around? Leave him. Simple. She's a moron.
 
Usually guys who are friends, don't usually just want to be friends.
In my psychology class of late, The doctor, or prof said that no man ..and he meant no man just wants to be friends. They want more ...men are not just friends, they may say ... they want to be friends ...but there really thinking... man .. I would really like too hook up with this girl ...so I dunno ..

Hmmm... funny enough, I had this same discussion with my Psychology professor when I was going to school. He said the same thing, "Men don't want to be friends.. they just want to get in your pants." My reply, "so... ummm... isn't that the same thing with professors? They don't really want a professor/ student relationship, instead they're trying to picture you naked and doing dirty things while having your hair in pigtails?" He got quiet.

To make a long story short... We met at work and hit it off. Things were cool with me and his wife. Hell, obviously, I helped her with their wedding.

I see it this way... males and females can be friends period. It doesn't have to be sexual whatsoever. Most of my friends are males anyways and I haven't screwed any of them, so that says a lot about that whole "bullshit theory." I can't help it if she's insecure. That's not my problem, so by no means, do I feel sorry for her ass. No matter if it's pussy or a dick... it's just a friendship. Nuff said.

-Sheryl
 
Yeah, I have to agree somewhat on both sides. I have plenty of female friends who are just that. friends. I have no desire to be with them because I value our friendship, but when I first met them, I most likely wanted something more. It's just the way guys think. Whenever I meet a woman that's the first thing I think of. But after I get to know them, I usually either A. want to be with them or B. want to be their friend and nothing more. or C. we didnt get along at all and that's chemistry.

Soooo I don't know what other guys think, it's just how I think.
 
I think it's possible for men and women to be just friends.

I agree, throughout my life I have had lots of very close women friends.

Of course, I wanted to have sex with every one of them!

I didn't let that be known or it would have altered the friendship, which I valued. The women, I am sure never knew, (or do not currently know).

I can't speak for all men, but those who I have spoken to about it agree, more or less.

SWMBO had this old married male friend, who she spoke to nearly daily on the phone and would meet for lunch every couple of weeks. She knew his wife and they were friendly, we all did things socially together. But J and SWMBO had this long standing relationship apart from this. SWMBO was convinced that J was not into her romantically, I was certain he was.

Before I came along he was the one that would spend a Saturday moving her from apartments or would drive her to get her car serviced or help put up a Christmas tree. Once I was on the scene, I did all that, but they regularly got together. Usually when I wasn't around.

I trusted her when she said that they weren't fooling around, because he really wasn't her type and she genuinely believed he had no romantic feelings towards her, even at fantasy level.

I bit my tongue because I'm not about to limit what friends she can or cannot have and he was a nice enough guy and had known her for 25 years.

Ya know what? When we had Davy he never sent a gift, or a card, never responded to his birthday party invitations or to Christmas greetings. She hasn't had a postcard, email or phone call from him in over two years! There was no falling out. It just stopped.

I think he had this fantasy about her all of those years when she was single and depending on which jerk she was running around with (me or the others) he kept his distance, but stayed "friends."

But now that she has a committed relationship and a Child, I think he has given up and went away. She is sad and bitter about it, embarrassed that maybe his "true feelings" were less honorable and lurking beneath his friendliness through the years.

I think sex is always there at some level in a male/female relationship. I just don't think it's a bad thing. It's just an element of attraction to another person and is a stone in the foundation of friendship.

I want to have sex with all of you! Well, one at a time...maybe two... ;)

David C
 
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I agree with you Sheryl. I have tons of male friends who don't want to have sex with me. My best friend, Bill, is 43 years old. He is from Columbia but lives in Miami right now. We have been incredibly close for almost 8 years. I have spent a week with just him in Miami and he has NEVER tried anything. Even when we were shitfaced drunk (which was most of the time). His ex-wife HATED me (even though I hooked them up) but it didn't change our friendship. Your friend's wife has a problem and it's not you or her husband. If she doesn't 0stop 0this0, she may ruin her marriage.

Sorry about the 0's in the typing. Annabelle wanted to help!
 
Haha, I love your personality!

I see it this way... males and females can be friends period. It doesn't have to be sexual whatsoever. Most of my friends are males anyways and I haven't screwed any of them, so that says a lot about that whole "bullshit theory." I can't help it if she's insecure. That's not my problem, so by no means, do I feel sorry for her ass. No matter if it's pussy or a dick... it's just a friendship. Nuff said.
 
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