MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[MsGhettoBooty]

there are exceptions to ever rule for sure. IF I looked like you I could be more pickey tooo

Homeboy..... are you getting gay with Steve in my journal? If so, don't make me take my earrings and heels off and whoop your ass up and down the block, girlfriend. Get your own man, bitch! HA! Wow... that was so very "Player's Club" like of me. hahaaaaa!!!

Who came up with Sugar Snatch?? Remember in my diary I said I was making up the name, what happened?? I'm SLOW that's what the fuc....... happened. KIM WAKE UP and get posting faster!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL Your still my little Sugar Booty, I don't care what anyone says.

Kimberly... that perverted bitch.... rearranged the words to "Sugar Shack" to "Sugar Snatch" in my journal last night. I nearly died laughing. And you betcha... I'm your SUGAR BOOTY no doubt, ma ma.

If you love your friend tell him to consult a DAMN good lawyer. Just a thought, but this kind of situation always ends in tears.

I wonder what Dr. Phil would recommend? Probably the only thing he's good at; ass kissing. Idiot.

Nah.... I'm not here to break up a marriage. That's not my deal. That's his decision and I won't play a part in that bullshit. Hey... if you can't stand her, then ditch her, but you won't see my ass in the corner in a cheerleader's outfit cheering you the fuck on. (I prefer Catholic school outfits instead. HA!) I have better things to do... like pick my nose and watch cars pass.

On a side note... if "Dr" Phil were a cartoon character, he'd be an awkward otter.

Chiming in!

As for the men being friends with women. I'm on the same page as David! *L*

Honestly, guys will always think sex first , friendship second. It's not a knock it's just nature. We're hardwired to get hard! *L*
Having said that though, I have had female friends that I felt no sexual desires for. But those are far outnumbered by the ones that I did/do *L*

Now, back to the WLF orgy ! *L* I shoulda made that my personal reward for the birthday challenge instead of going to the beach *L*

OMG... I'm so shocked. You? No! Can't be! I adore you, man... even if I'm always busting those lovely sugar balls of yours. haha

-Sheryl

 

[Curvie Girlie]

I want to have sex with all of you! Well, one at a time...maybe two...

WHOA! Wasn't expecting THAT!!

Sugar Snatch, what a bummer about that chick--and MAN are you SPUNKY! All that and a ghetto booty? WHEW!

I have to say I ALWAYS wanted male friends, BUT every single guy I tried to have a friendship with tried to turn the tables on me and wanted more, it SUCKED!

That's cause you're not only beautiful but have a sexy personality!

OK about the male friends thing...

Ungh. I better not

Well, I can post this here just not in my own thread. Sunday I was with BF and our mutual friend. Mutual friend has known me for 2-3 years, and always wanted me--then introduced me to BF. When BF and I had problems, he was there trying to convince me to be with him. Anyway, BF went home, MF and I went to the beach then to his house, and he took off all his clothes as a way to seduce me. I just laughed my ass off! WTF else could I do?? I can't bring myself to shun this guy, we're too good friends but I swear......

I have 2 males friends with whom I have never had sexual tension. And who have never tried anything at all, even when we were wasted together.

My problem is more my BF's friends.

Have a great night and a hard workout at the gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blancita]

Ummm yah.... but if you noticed, my calories were up there, so it wasn't like I was busting ass and running on empty, you know?

Oh yes girl, I know you are smarter than that. But still, even on a full stomach that is amazing.

Claudia= Sugar Mami...

Aint that the truth.

Paul= Sugar Balls??

LOL

Also, I'm hoping to meet up Elle this Saturday.

Jealous

[sorry for the delayed message]

 

[Blancita]

My experience is that the guy's usually interested. I have one friend that's not, but it started out with a bit of interest on both our parts but the timing was off. But I've always worked that friend thing to my advantage, I know that sounds crass and I dont ever string anyone along or be dishonest but its sure good having a nice friend looking out for you when its needed.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

I have 2 males friends with whom I have never had sexual tension. And who have never tried anything at all, even when we were wasted together.

My problem is more my BF's friends.

OOooOh I enjoyed your story, Bunny. Hmmmm... I don't know being in the situation you are right now with BF and well if MF was super hot, I probably would have at least made out. Well.. that's if he was hot like Ryan Reynolds. HA! I still have no idea if you're single or still in a relationship with the boy.. hmmm.... yah, I need to ask you what's up soon via PM. haha

[sorry for the delayed message]

Awww it's okay, my lovely sugar mami... I know you've been busy with la nena. Speaking of which, how is she? Is she feeling better?

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

OoOooh well said... and yes.. WLF orgy. Speaking of which, I'm surprised Sugar Balls hasn't chimed in just yet. That's usually his cue... "orgy." LMAO!!

That cracked me up. But then any sentence that has sugar balls in it cracks me up. Reminds me of that SNL skit--Schwetty Balls..


Please.. never say the name "Dr Phil" in this diary ever again. If you do, you will be banned forever! HA! Sorry, I can't stand that mother fucker. And awww yes, you speak nothing but the truth, dear one. By the way... I love myself some fiesty men. Grrrrr! hahaaa!


Oh and please let me point this out before the mistake is made again... I do NOT condone half-assed "theories" in my journal. For instace... Dr. Phil... retarded ass Psychology professors who claim blatant text book bullshit as being truth, because it makes their dicks hard... or any other crap. If you can't analyze something for yourself, it's best not to bring it to my attention or you will hear me call out "bullshit" in a split second.


-Sheryl

So why don't you stop beating around the bush and tell us what you REALLY think about Dr. Phil? lol My H loves him. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. I do love it when he tells morons what morons they are.

 

[Blancita]

Awww it's okay, my lovely sugar mami... I know you've been busy with la nena. Speaking of which, how is she? Is she feeling better?-Sheryl

Poor little Lovette has a bad cold. Luckily this is only her 2nd time sick in 15 months, so I can't complain. She gets a bit grumpy but she's been up and about as usual. How long are you and Sean waiting? I highly recommend .

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

So why don't you stop beating around the bush and tell us what you REALLY think about Dr. Phil? lol

Ummm.... Dr. Phil... who isn't even a goddamn medical doctor (so he really shouldn't be carrying that title IMO) wouldn't know his ass from his face. It goes to show that any circus monkey can get a PhD. Oh.. and he kisses Oprah's ass, with the hopes of being in her fackin' book club one of these days. The shit silly men do. Yes.. this is how I really feel... even if Steve thinks he's the smartest man in the world.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Kimberly... because I love you... and I love Alec Baldwin.



-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

Kimberly... because I love you... and I love Alec Baldwin.



-Sheryl

LMAO!! Hilarious. I used to like Alec Baldwin until I heard that nasty message he left to his daughter on her answering machine. Prick.

 

[bikinibound]

Chiming in!

Been busy today , everytime I sit down and read the forum I get stopped by phone calls or customers *L*

Sorry to read your friend's wife is at it again.

As for the men being friends with women. I'm on the same page as David! *L*

Honestly, guys will always think sex first , friendship second. It's not a knock it's just nature. We're hardwired to get hard! *L* <--facking hilarious!!
Having said that though, I have had female friends that I felt no sexual desires for. But those are far outnumbered by the ones that I did/do *L*

Now, back to the WLF orgy ! *L* I shoulda made that my personal reward for the birthday challenge instead of going to the beach *L*

That cracked me up. I think I'm pretty horny, but you men are waaaaaaaaay hornier than I am!! lmao.

 

[bikinibound]

Well, I can post this here just not in my own thread. Sunday I was with BF and our mutual friend. Mutual friend has known me for 2-3 years, and always wanted me--then introduced me to BF. When BF and I had problems, he was there trying to convince me to be with him. Anyway, BF went home, MF and I went to the beach then to his house, and he took off all his clothes as a way to seduce me. I just laughed my ass off! WTF else could I do?? I can't bring myself to shun this guy, we're too good friends but I swear......

That is too funny. Why do men think that women are turned on by them stripping and standing there in front of us? Oh, I know, b/c they would be turned on as hell if we did that to them..lmao. I would've laughed my ass off, too!

I was once playing truth or dare with a guy at a party once (the night i met my H). His dare was to take off everything. He did, of course. So there he was, standing there naked with a huge erection, and all I could do was giggle hysterically. Needless to say, he didn't think it was very funny, and couldn't believe that I didn't whip my clothes off and jump on him...

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Poor little Lovette has a bad cold. Luckily this is only her 2nd time sick in 15 months, so I can't complain. She gets a bit grumpy but she's been up and about as usual. How long are you and Sean waiting? I highly recommend .

Wow... only twice in 15 months? That's exceptional being that children are prone to getting sick so easily. As for Sean and I... hmmm.... personally speaking, I need to get my weight down. I can't afford to just up and get pregnant at the moment. I'm afraid of the complications for the baby as well as myself. I'm not a big fan of gestational diabetes. I would say in a year, but right now I'm having too much fun with "practicing the moves/ positions." LMAO!

LMAO!! Hilarious. I used to like Alec Baldwin until I heard that nasty message he left to his daughter on her answering machine. Prick.

Bah... I side with Alec on this one. His daughter's a spoiled little bitch and I personally would have told her the same goddamn thing, then again, there's no way in hell my kid would have a cellphone. hahaaa!

-Sheryl

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

I'm going to make this quick, because I'm tired, horny, and obviously not getting any since Sean's snoring up a storm. Grrrrrrrrrr!!

Workout:
- 20 mins Turbo Jam
- 55 mins weight train: LEGS (squats, lunges- machines, free weights as well as own body weight)

Meals:

Breakfast:
- whole wheat bagel with 1 tb peanut butter
- 1/2 large peach sliced with 1/2c 1% cottage cheese (480 cal)

Snack:
- Campbell's Healthy Request Chicken and long rice soup (low sodium) (220 cal)

Lunch:
- whole wheat tortilla with spicy pork (pork loin, onions, tomato sauce, jalapenos) and 2 tb reduced fat sour cream (430 cal)

Snack:
- Breyers Light Yogurt with 1c Kashi Go Lean and 1/2 large sliced peach (285 cal)

Postworkout Snack:
- Wellement's Protein powder in 1c 1% milk (250 cal)

Dinner: (Taco Bell)
- 7 layer burrito (fresco style aka no cheese or guacamole.. salsa instead)
(390 cal)

Total Calories: 2,055 cal (1790-2140)
Notes: I didn't feel like cooking tonight, so I grabbed something from Taco Bell which is all good, because I did my homework prior to going to the gym to make sure I could eat one. Also, I was too tired to workout hard earlier this morning.. cardio wise, so I said I'd take it easy. However, weight training wise... I was good to go.

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

Awww...you'll have to pleasure your own S.S. tonight..

Mmmm... Taco Hell!! I havent had any of that in AGES!!

Great job as usual!! Do you ever have a day where you just let it go and slack off? Super Sugar Snatch!!

 

[hickgurltx]

Just finished yer diary..

OMG I have never laughed so hard in my life..

I just love your honesty and the way you are so true/loving to yourself.

I may sound real stupid, but I think that is very important.

I have hated myself for over 13 years which led to major emotional eating/problems.

I've been workin' real hard to change all that garbage.

I have such a fantastic hubby who has never left my side and he gets very upset when I still slip up and put myself down..

He was with me when I was a size 0-1/115 lbs {I was healthy, that was just me/my frame/my body..I was such a cute lil thing}

With me during the 65 lb. gain while preggers/after

With me during all my ups/downs - all sizes..

I'm soooooo lucky! {14 years married/16 total as a couple}

Yer such a doll with a beautiful spirit.

You have such a great support group as well. *waves to everyone*

*You guys are all funny!*

~~~~~

Keep up the hard work!

Nite!

TTYL

*Stacy

 

[Curvie Girlie]

I was once playing truth or dare with a guy at a party once (the night i met my H). His dare was to take off everything. He did, of course. So there he was, standing there naked with a huge erection, and all I could do was giggle hysterically. Needless to say, he didn't think it was very funny, and couldn't believe that I didn't whip my clothes off and jump on him...

Nice. Huge erection. I told my friend that I wasn't going to even look at him, because that's what he wanted. And I didn't!!! Stupid asshole. I may be a Leo, but I have a moon in Aquarius and a Sagittarius ascendant--for those of you who know nothing about astrology, all those signs LIVE for defiance and rebellion. When a person gets naked, they expect people to look at them. Therefore, in my life, when people have got naked in front of me, I'm like, "Fuck you, muthafucka, I ain't gonna look at you. Just because you're trying to make me. SO THERE, Bitch!" I'm a rebel for life.

Funny the night you met your hubby some guy was all over you to the point if the last desperate attempt--getting nekked!! You must have been the cream of the party!

Sheryl: I'm with Stacy--I love your honesty and all that, too! I especially enjoy the writing, write on, Beezy! Write on. And no diabetes, ya hear?? Keep on working it, and eat right. We all are rooting for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trevor M.]

And I love your arms, Trevor.. hot damn do I. By the way, if you're a youngin, you will be devoured... slowly.... and totally. HA! Thanks for dropping in you.

< No longer jail bait, but now, just "barely legal" .

 

[Steve]

Morning yo

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

< No longer jail bait, but now, just "barely legal" .

Oh God... take pride in knowing you have just made me feel like a pedophile. Awesome, Trevor. Way to go. Damn me. LOL So.... how's that weather today, right? HA!

Morning yo

What's crackin... well, other than your ass crack?

-Sheryl