MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[MsGhettoBooty]

Have a great time!! I love the AVATAR, your so damn beautiful!!

Awwww shucks... thanks, Sugar Butt.

I think she's gorgeous. However, this pic makes her look constipated. And I think we all know she isn't!!! Maybe she took it last night when she was all sexually frustrated b/c she wanted some action and sean was snoring away in bed..

Ummm actually, that pic was taken by my friend because I was bitching out a cop. I was driving through an intersection and he felt the need to flip on his siren, just so he could run through a red, nearly slamming into my car. I was sitting in my car and screeching like a banshee, telling him that I was going to report him to his captain... blah blah blah. Long story short... I was pissed off in this pic, but I like it, because I do look constipated. LMAO!!!!

Just 2 dudes won't take no for an answer in my life.....the naked one asked me to marry him via IM last night! I think I said, "No way, you unscrupulous slutty whore". And STILL he was trying to sweet talk me into it--he even was like, "You could fuck other people if you wanted!!" MEN! WTF?!?!

You could fuck other people? Wow... talk about a cuckold-loving bitch, right? (cuckold- a married man who allows his wfe to bang other men) As for men stripping down and just standing infront of you, want to know a really cool trick? It's called "humiliation." Here's what you do: they strip, you look at them without a care in the world, scrunch up your nose, cross your arms, then hold up your pinky... and just mouth the words, "Pinky dick." If you really want to be mean just tell them, "I'm not into the one inch bite... I'm into the foot long sub, homeboy." Works everytime.

Enjoy your Guiness and sweaty humpty dancing!

Sweaty humpty dancing? Wow.... that would be a site: me humping someone to goth music. Weird. LMAO! Nah... no humpty dancing... just shaking my ass to some Cure... Depeche Mode... etc... Good times.

What's with the hangovers this weekend?? You, Steve, Val...lol. What a bunch of drunkards... Anyway, I hope you gothed it up in Rochester and met up with Elle.

Hey... I rarely drink nowadays. But come on... how can you not drink while in Roch? hahaaa!!

Okay, are you Sugar Booty or Sugar Snatch? I'm confused.

How was your trip to Rochester. Is that far from you?

Thanks for the early birthday wishes. I was sick for part of it so we had to cancel my daughter's big birthday party. Needless to say I have about 30lbs of uneaten birthday cake at my house now. Tempting!

I'll be anything you want me to be, sweetheart. haha!

As for Rochester, it's about a 2 hour drive up there, but I don't mind it, because it's really nice. Roch's just like any other "big city:" It has its awesome places and it has its ghettos. Just have to becareful of the bike riding crackheads late at night. We had a lot of fun.

Holy crap.... 30lbs of cake? Hmmm... maybe you should try rescheduling Annabelle's birthday for this coming weekend? Just an idea...

-Sheryl

 

[AmyRB]

Holy crap.... 30lbs of cake? Hmmm... maybe you should try rescheduling Annabelle's birthday for this coming weekend? Just an idea...

-Sheryl

I can't. Sean will be in Ohio for a big Cub Scout Camporee with my stepson.

Sean's still sick or we'd have a little party tonight.

 

[Miss Ladybug]

Ahhh, sounds like you had a good time!! And did I catch that right, you had on a corset?? I love those damn things, I swear I should have been born in the 1800's when women wore them everyday, love that stuff. so sexy and so bold! Did I mentioned I lived in upstate NY for 10 years?? yeah, near a small town called "Watertown" up near the Canadian border, it was soooo cold. My sons were born in NY, so they are Yankees. LOL LOL When you go out dancing, what do you typically wear??

 

[hickgurltx]

Glad you enjoyed your weekend!

Have A Goal Reachin' Monday!

 

[fayefaye5]

hey chick-a-roo.

hows things going? ive been a bit of a ghost as of late so thought id drop in and say hello and see how things are going

 

[Blancita]

What's good ace girl?

I keep wondering how you know about vaseline on face/earings out and all that other ghetto shit. Didn't know they have ghettos in beautiful HI. Ha ha.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Kimberly: The dude is awfully silly but he's also an artist/poet and you know how they can be

Ugh I'm hung over again but I decided to quite drinking for a few weeks! WOW!

Sheryl: Glad you had fun! Ugh I could use a corset right now...

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

I can't. Sean will be in Ohio for a big Cub Scout Camporee with my stepson.

Sean's still sick or we'd have a little party tonight.

Awww shucks.... I'm sorry, honey. I hope everyone starts feeling better soon.

Ahhh, sounds like you had a good time!! And did I catch that right, you had on a corset?? I love those damn things, I swear I should have been born in the 1800's when women wore them everyday, love that stuff. so sexy and so bold! Did I mentioned I lived in upstate NY for 10 years?? yeah, near a small town called "Watertown" up near the Canadian border, it was soooo cold. My sons were born in NY, so they are Yankees. LOL LOL When you go out dancing, what do you typically wear??

Jesus Christ... you are Kimberly's twin. hahaaa! We had the same conversation about my corsets back when.

As for what do I wear when I go out... it depends on where I'm going. haha If I'm going to the bar to just shoot the shit with guys I dress like a complete dyke: Dickies baggy pants, a hoody and a t shirt... and a sports bra with a hat. LOL However, if I go out to do a bit of dancing (say "booty clubs" or "dance like bars".. it's usually low rise jeans, 6" stiletto ho heels with a form fitted top.. (My showing cleavage days are over, because most men can't control themselves and I'm getting tired of kicking their asses. haha) Ummm.. as for goth clubs and fetish events, it's always a corset. (B/c just like you said, they're "sexy and bold."

I keep wondering how you know about vaseline on face/earings out and all that other ghetto shit. Didn't know they have ghettos in beautiful HI. Ha ha.

hahaa... Actually, I spent a big chunk of my life living in Southern Cali.(~12 yrs) I used to get my ass kicked by the younger siblings of gangsters (males) when I was in intermediate school, because my older sister (She is 2 yrs older than me.) got involved in gangs and well, I was an easy, passive target. We lived in betw/ two rival gangs, so I've had my share of bullshit ghetto life. As for Hawaii... believe me, it has its rough areas. When we moved from Cali to Hawaii, we ended up in one, but hey.... living there made me who I am today, so I wouldn't have it any other way.

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

Ahhh, sounds like you had a good time!! And did I catch that right, you had on a corset?? I love those damn things, I swear I should have been born in the 1800's when women wore them everyday, love that stuff. so sexy and so bold! Did I mentioned I lived in upstate NY for 10 years?? yeah, near a small town called "Watertown" up near the Canadian border, it was soooo cold. My sons were born in NY, so they are Yankees. LOL LOL When you go out dancing, what do you typically wear??

Have you ever been tightly laced into a corset?? You might change your mind about it then..lol. Also, back in the 1800s a lot of the women laced so tightly that it compressed their organs and ribs and all the shit---NOT a good thing!! The avg waist size (corseted) back then for young women who hadn't had babies was 17-21 inches. Yikes!

So do you like to read novels that take place back then, my Twin?

 

[T2 Trucker]

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gawd dammit

 

[bikinibound]

Ummm actually, that pic was taken by my friend because I was bitching out a cop. I was driving through an intersection and he felt the need to flip on his siren, just so he could run through a red, nearly slamming into my car. I was sitting in my car and screeching like a banshee, telling him that I was going to report him to his captain... blah blah blah. Long story short... I was pissed off in this pic, but I like it, because I do look constipated. LMAO!!!!

Most people would've had their mouthy asses hauled off to jail for that....

You could fuck other people? Wow... talk about a cuckold-loving bitch, right? (cuckold- a married man who allows his wfe to bang other men) As for men stripping down and just standing infront of you, want to know a really cool trick? It's called "humiliation." Here's what you do: they strip, you look at them without a care in the world, scrunch up your nose, cross your arms, then hold up your pinky... and just mouth the words, "Pinky dick." If you really want to be mean just tell them, "I'm not into the one inch bite... I'm into the foot long sub, homeboy." Works everytime.

LMAO!! I think just laughing at them would be humiliation enough...

Sweaty humpty dancing? Wow.... that would be a site: me humping someone to goth music. Weird. LMAO! Nah... no humpty dancing... just shaking my ass to some Cure... Depeche Mode... etc... Good times.

I could shake my ass to some o' that music..

I'll be anything you want me to be, sweetheart. haha! Especially on TLD...

-Sheryl

Hey Sugar Snatch!! Hope you had an ass-kicking day today...

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Rochester: Gothing, wanna be lesbians, free beer, and Firemen..

Alrighty, I know I suck. I didn't write about my Rochester Weekend yesterday. However, if you knew what type of condition I was in, you'd completely understand. hahaa!!

We arrived at Vertex ~10pm. Betw/ the hours of 10-11pm it's an open bar. Hot damn! How can you NOT love that, right? haha! This was the outfit I wore Saturday evening: a black knee length fitted pencil skirt, my open toed 6" stiletto heels, back seam cuban heeled thigh high stockings, a white fitted collar top, black underbust tight laced corset, and a black tie. Okay.. the outfit was actually inspired by good ol' Steve. (I'm giving you credit, man.. because like I said, I got TONS of compliments for "rocking a tie" and looking like a "corporate bitch" so thank you. HA!) Anyways, I ended up spending almost 3 hours just dancing around, which was fantastic! So please understand that I'm sweaty, nappy, and drunk in my pix. hahaaa! (They're below)

So what would be your typical "Sheryl Night" w/out a little bit of drama, right? haha While I spend most of my evening dancing, Sean hangs out at the bar shooting the shit with the bartendar (who is an amazing guy.. Jeremy) and speaking with other patrons.

I don't know what it is, but it always seems there are a few girls who think making out infront of guys will get them whatever they want. A tall blonde and a short brunette decide to sit next to Sean. (They were so so in the looks department. Just so you know, I am by far the jealous type. Actually, it makes me howl laughing when Sean gets hit on. ) Okay, so back to the two girls, I look over and notice them trying to talk to Sean. Cool. I'm dancing a few songs through, then I look over and I see Sean shaking his head at them and pointing to his wedding ring. The two girls start making out at the bar. Sean and the bartendar start laughing and shaking their heads. I walk over and I hear her saying to Sean, "We'll do more if you buy us a drink." I lean in and say to both of the girls, "You know what's pathetic... is when you have to put on a show for a $2 beer. If you were hot, you wouldn't have to beg a man to buy you a drink. He just would." Jeremy yells and points at me, "Goddamnitt.. someone get the hot bitch a beer! STAT!" A couple guys at the bar throw down money and I score 4 beers at once! WOOOT! The "lesbians" quickly grabbed their things and ran away. Pathetic.

The club started to close ~2:30am, so Sean and I walked to our car. We always park around the block infront of the Fire Station, because the fellas are always out there being bored and people watching. We're walking pass and saying hello to them, I then decide to ask them if it would be okay to take a pic. There were 4 firemen and they were absolute dolls and agreed. Sean's fussing with the camera and we're talking. One of the guys says, "So... we saw you earlier and we think you're hot as hell. (I actually blushed, because I thought it was cute. LOL) But... we have a bet. You're not from NY are you?" Before I can answer, Sean says, "Nope. She's hot and from Hawaii." We take a pic, which came out horrible, because I look like a drunken hooker. I thanked them and they started busting out their camera phones and saying I needed to return the favor. Yippy... I'm on some hot ass fireman's phone as a wall paper! FUCK YAH!!!!

All in all, the evening was fantastic. The wanna be lesbians were fun to fuck with. My outfit was sweet... and Sean and I got nice and toasted. The Rochester Fire Department were absolute gentlemen and I adore them. (Also because they stroked my ego a good billion times over.. LOL) Good times. Good times.

-Sheryl

PS I did really well with my exercise and
food today, so I won't post it. I'll get back
to it tomorrow. Wishing you all a wonderful evening.

Pix: (beware... I'm sweaty, nappy and drunk)

Me and Sean


Me being cheese-tastic!


I <3 Free Beer!


I have to reformat the Fireman pic, girls. But I'll PM it to you, BB and Claudia.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Have you ever been tightly laced into a corset?? You might change your mind about it then..lol. Also, back in the 1800s a lot of the women laced so tightly that it compressed their organs and ribs and all the shit---NOT a good thing!! The avg waist size (corseted) back then for young women who hadn't had babies was 17-21 inches. Yikes!

So do you like to read novels that take place back then, my Twin?

Now now.... corsets nowadays are a lot different than the ones back when. Also, I don't fackin sleep with mine on. Bone? Well.. that's a different story. LMAO! As for compressed organs and ribs, if you're not aware of how your body reacts to tight lacing, then I wouldn't go there. If done properly you won't suffer from all that bullshit, including back muscle atrophy and whatnot. My waist laces down to a 23.5" and my natural waist is now 32.5".

-Sugar Snatch

 

[bikinibound]

Now now.... corsets nowadays are a lot different than the ones back when. Also, I don't fackin sleep with mine on. Bone? Well.. that's a different story. LMAO! As for compressed organs and ribs, if you're not aware of how your body reacts to tight lacing, then I wouldn't go there. If done properly you won't suffer from all that bullshit, including back muscle atrophy and whatnot. My waist laces down to a 23.5" and my natural waist is now 32.5".

-Sugar Snatch

A 9" reduction?? Holy shit! Can you breath normally when you're laced that tight?

I wasn't talking about today's corsets, I was talking about 19th century corsets.

I think you look like a hot, naughty librarian in those pics....

 

[hickgurltx]

I agree!

Looks/sounds like you had a great time!
Good 4 you doll.

Man I miss clubs..

Of course when I was going it was all about the balloon MC Hammer pants!

*Can't touch this*



OMG havin' flashbacks!

The biggest part of gettin' ready was teasing yer hair/bangs very high - spray -blow dry - measure -

*snorts*

 

[AmbaLove]

Alright, so I have to ask the "responsible" question. Who drove you home?

 

[Curvie Girlie]

I lean in and say to both of the girls, "You know what's pathetic... is when you have to put on a show for a $2 beer. If you were hot, you wouldn't have to beg a man to buy you a drink. He just would." Jeremy yells and points at me, "Goddamnitt.. someone get the hot bitch a beer! STAT!" A couple guys at the bar throw down money and I score 4 beers at once! WOOOT! The "lesbians" quickly grabbed their things and ran away. Pathetic.

Howling with laughter!!!

That is a fucking awesome tale. I have a good one too! I can't believe I didn't mention this in my own thread--will post there later:

My ex housemate B is a big drunk and where I would be all gentile with my wine, he's have really awful cheap whiskey he'd drink everyday (Evan Williams). I'm being a bit facetious here. Anyway, so Saturday morning a buddy calls:

"Did ya hear what happened to B last night?"
"No"
"He got put in the drunk tank."
"Oh god! HA HA! WHat?"
"Apparently he was on his way home from the bar, blacked out, and he woke up on the ground with cops around him, and there was some crazy accident, and he wound up in the tank."

So I called B later to confirm and tease him a little. Well I got a shock!

"OH, I got hit by a car."

SO B doesn't recall anything but waking up in the street with cops around him. Here's what probably happened: he was on his way home from the bar. He was literally YARDS away from his side yard, on or near the tiny bridge that is right before his turn to his street at about 3am. A car bumps into him but not very hard because he only has bruises and scrapes--but a big bruise on the side of his head confirms a knock-out. The car sails over the bridge!!! The driver escapes!!! God! WHo knows? Maybe the driver was drunk....ever heard of a drunk driver hitting a Drunk In Public? I KNOW! Weird! Well the cops find him and aren't sure he wasn't the driver--he is unable to talk, and his license says our old address...and he can't articulate properly his house is right fucking there. SO in the drunk tank they threw him! ANd he came out OK, just asking if I could score some vicodin. I tried, but couldn't. Me and the BF went to visit him and we walked in on him under a sheet watching porn. Oh dear! Well it was great to see him virtually unharmed. We'll see about the follow up....

 

[Steve]

I love your stories.

The pics ain't so bad either!!!!

 

[AmyRB]

I'm feeling left out. I want fireman pics!!

You look fackin hot in your pics. Why no body shots? I wanna see that sexy ass!

 

[Steve]

I went out this weekend too, and took some pics.

Here is one with some babes I met.

They loved the bod!