MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Morning my little Sugar Booty! hHAHAHA you know I'm going to call you that anyways!! I have to make reference to what my VBF Val said earlier about not looking at that guy standing there butt naked. I'm sorry but I'm one of those B-DITY-ICHES and if someone would have done that to me, I would have honestly stood there looking at his package with this look of ummmm what is that thing, like you know "Im trying to figure it out" Because I'm so not impressed. HAHAHAHAH basically with a look of disgust. SHAME on any man who thinks baring it all for everyone to view is either funny or decent, because it's not, and your making a total ASS of yourself, and well women just are not turned on by that, HAVEN'T they learned anything yet????? CAVEMEN for sure!! GUYS it's all about "ambiance, seduction, and anticipation. if you don't have that going for you, then go take a cold shower. LOL LOL my hubby is a fast learner and he knows what it takes to have me like butter in his hands. THANK GOSH!!! I guess that's my daily vent, thanks for letting me over flow your diary with useless crap again. LOVE YA!!!
Sugar Butt!
 
Oh God... take pride in knowing you have just made me feel like a pedophile. Awesome, Trevor. Way to go. Damn me. LOL So.... how's that weather today, right? HA
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Its nice outside, today.
Well, Seeing as how I just recently turned 18. You shouldn't feel like a pedophile:).
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Believe me, after moving from Hawaii (best freaking water from tap no doubt) to NY (I swear, I feel like the tap water is coming from the sewer..ICK!) I've purchased myself a Brita as well. To make it a bit easier to drink, I just pour a few drops of lemon juice in it... shake my water bottle and tah dah!

Oh and by the way, I'm snagging your little "chicken tenders" recipe. hahaa! Hope your day is going well, busy lady. ;) Have yourself a great weekend,girly.

-Sheryl
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Hawaii (best freaking water from tap no doubt):

OooO I bet!

Our water tastes like laundry water...:eek2::rotflmao:

Thank gosh for the brita! That does help..

RE: recipe - ;)

Note: I add a little bit of diet butter in between each tender -

{I'd say the size or each drop would be that of a choc. chip morsal}

OooO freakin' great, now I'm gonna crave chocolate.. *snorts* :D

Have a goal reachin' day! :hug2:
 
Okay all you sexy asses... I need to take my ass upstairs and figure out what I want to pack for the Rochester fun. Wishing you all a wonderful weekend. I just have to remember to take my camera and corsets with me when I go "gothing." hahaaa!

-Sheryl
 
Hi Sheryl!

Have fun in Rochester!

When I was 19, I spent a summer there living with my Sister and her Hubby, helping them fix up an old house they bought.

When I got there in June I weighed about 230 and when I left at the end of August I weighed 185! Healthy living and running were the engines for weight loss.

I have very fond memories of the place, I worked at the Villiage Green Bookstore and took drawing classes at some local Art school. Both probably long gone (this was 1980).

I'm sure Rochester has changed big time since. It was all about Xerox and Eastman Kodak back then as I recall...

Well, have a good time and a nice weekend. Be sure to post pics!

I like the new Avatar! Gotta get me one I suppose...

David
 
Okay all you sexy asses... I need to take my ass upstairs and figure out what I want to pack for the Rochester fun. Wishing you all a wonderful weekend. I just have to remember to take my camera and corsets with me when I go "gothing." hahaaa!

-Sheryl
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Aloha â hui hou!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Nice. Huge erection. I told my friend that I wasn't going to even look at him, because that's what he wanted. And I didn't!!! Stupid asshole. I may be a Leo, but I have a moon in Aquarius and a Sagittarius ascendant--for those of you who know nothing about astrology, all those signs LIVE for defiance and rebellion. When a person gets naked, they expect people to look at them. Therefore, in my life, when people have got naked in front of me, I'm like, "Fuck you, muthafucka, I ain't gonna look at you. Just because you're trying to make me. SO THERE, Bitch!" I'm a rebel for life.:rolleyes: You're such a ball-busting rebel, Val...lmao

Funny the night you met your hubby some guy was all over you to the point if the last desperate attempt--getting nekked!! You must have been the cream of the party! ;)
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It was funny. I came to the party with naked erection guy (actually, he tagged along with my friend and me) b/c I had nothing better to do. But I left the party with my now H--much to naked erections guy's dismay. He tried for a week to get me to ditch my H--took me to some French restaurant and dropped some big $$. I felt bad b/c i had no idea he was taking me there. I was gonna ditch him over ramen and kimchee..lol. He was quite the playa, so I didn't feel too bad. I told him the main reason he wanted me was b/c he couldn't have me. If I'd been flinging my arms around him and been all into him, he probably would've sent ME packing..:rotflmao: Men! It's all about the chase.:)
 
Miss Ladybug said:
SHAME on any man who thinks baring it all for everyone to view is either funny or decent, because it's not, and your making a total ASS of yourself, and well women just are not turned on by that, HAVEN'T they learned anything yet????? CAVEMEN for sure!!
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You are SO cute, VBF!!! :D :D :D

Have so much fun, Sheryl!!! :D
 
Miss Ladybug said:
Have a great time!! I love the AVATAR, your so damn beautiful!! :jump::jump:
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I think she's gorgeous. However, this pic makes her look constipated. And I think we all know she isn't!!! Maybe she took it last night when she was all sexually frustrated b/c she wanted some action and sean was snoring away in bed..:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Okay all you sexy asses... I need to take my ass upstairs and figure out what I want to pack for the Rochester fun. Wishing you all a wonderful weekend. I just have to remember to take my camera and corsets with me when I go "gothing." hahaaa!

-Sheryl
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Have lovely trip, oh corsetted goth girly!! And give Elle a hug for me if you meet up with her!:)
 
bikinibound said:
I told him the main reason he wanted me was b/c he couldn't have me. If I'd been flinging my arms around him and been all into him, he probably would've sent ME packing..:rotflmao: Men! It's all about the chase.:)
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Good god, you're right! :eek: I hadn't had issue with many men before, but for whatever reason now that I'm 25 (is it an age-thing, or maybe I look better now than I ever had? I dunno :confused:) I run into this problem a lot: I'm minding my business and some dude wants to talk, or whatever. So I chat and then the dude wants my number....stupidly I give it to him because I'm too polite to say no and too honest to make one up. Grrrrr and it's on from there! Just 2 dudes won't take no for an answer in my life.....the naked one asked me to marry him via IM last night! :rolleyes: I think I said, "No way, you unscrupulous slutty whore". :rotflmao: And STILL he was trying to sweet talk me into it--he even was like, "You could fuck other people if you wanted!!" MEN! :rolleyes: WTF?!?!
 
the naked one asked me to marry him via IM last night! I think I said, "No way, you unscrupulous slutty whore"
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That is sad and pitiful...

And STILL he was trying to sweet talk me into it--he even was like, "You could fuck other people if you wanted!!" MEN! WTF?!?!
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I'm so very glad I'm not like the idiot you are describing. :)
 
Trevor M. said:
That is sad and pitiful...


I'm so very glad I'm not like the idiot you are describing. :)
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Tell me about it!! What can ya do? He's got other shining talents and qualities and I just can't dump him as a friend--but every once in a while, I have to put up with this shit....:mad:
 
I really hope you get to meet our sweet Elle this weekend. That would be so fun!!

Enjoy your Guiness and sweaty humpty dancing!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Good god, you're right! :eek: I hadn't had issue with many men before, but for whatever reason now that I'm 25 (is it an age-thing, or maybe I look better now than I ever had? I dunno :confused:) I run into this problem a lot: I'm minding my business and some dude wants to talk, or whatever. So I chat and then the dude wants my number....stupidly I give it to him because I'm too polite to say no and too honest to make one up. Grrrrr and it's on from there! Just 2 dudes won't take no for an answer in my life.....the naked one asked me to marry him via IM last night! :rolleyes: I think I said, "No way, you unscrupulous slutty whore". :rotflmao: And STILL he was trying to sweet talk me into it--he even was like, "You could fuck other people if you wanted!!" MEN! :rolleyes: WTF?!?!
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I'll bet if you started coming on to naked guy, like "oh, I'd love to marry you," and start planning some big ass wedding and saying you wouldn't want to fuck anyone but him..blah blah blah--he might just stop bugging you that way..:rotflmao: Or if you said, "OH (naked guy), I"ve always had a crush on you--for years I've fantasized about marrying you..blah blah blah" He'd probably run the other way..:rotflmao: He sounds awfully silly.
 
What's with the hangovers this weekend?? You, Steve, Val...lol. What a bunch of drunkards...:rotflmao: Anyway, I hope you gothed it up in Rochester and met up with Elle.
 
Okay, are you Sugar Booty or Sugar Snatch? I'm confused.

How was your trip to Rochester. Is that far from you? My cousin Sarah live there and I've been promising to go see her for years. She left AR when she was 3 and has lived there since.

Thanks for the early birthday wishes. I was sick for part of it so we had to cancel my daughter's big birthday party. Needless to say I have about 30lbs of uneaten birthday cake at my house now. Tempting!
 
AmyRB, she's actually Sugar Snatch, but it's a little inside joke that I call her sugar Booty!! I hope your weekend was a very good one, can't wait to here all about it!! Sugar Booty!!! LOL
Sugar Butt
 
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