AmyRB
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Ooh, make that "flesh eating crabs". And herpes too! Haha Gross!!
MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.
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Ooh, make that "flesh eating crabs". And herpes too! Haha Gross!!
I could see where you'd be considered intimidating to her. But that doesn't mean there's a need to stop him from hanging out. Especially if you've been good friends for a long time. That's just bullshit.
Yea, that sounds god-awful. I had enough trouble lounging out in the airplane on that flight. ADD to the extreme. Everyone was sleeping and drooling everywhere. There I am bug-eyed.
I just wanted to go around and karate chop some throats to wake everyone the hell up.
MsGhettoBooty
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I am mentally wishing her to get crabs or toe fungus or something for being such a pain in the ass.
Hope you cheer up soon! You have to help a sistah get ready for a ball. You can be my virtual fairy godmother!
Jesus facking christ.... are you part Italian (Sicilian) because I knew a couple older traditional stregas (witches) that would do that kind of shit? If so... I'll take an order of shingles and ass crabs. Please express mail that her way. HA!
As for the ball....oOoOOOOoh when is it? Is it a formal type?
Wow.. even I had to dry heave on that one. LMAO! That's pretty damn good!
I could see where you'd be considered intimidating to her. But that doesn't mean there's a need to stop him from hanging out. Especially if you've been good friends for a long time. That's just bullshit.
Yea, that sounds god-awful. I had enough trouble lounging out in the airplane on that flight. ADD to the extreme. Everyone was sleeping and drooling everywhere. There I am bug-eyed.
I just wanted to go around and karate chop some throats to wake everyone the hell up.
Me intimidating? BAH! I always invited them both, so it wasn't like, "Hey Mark.. let's go hang.. keep the old lady at home." There was a time when we went to an MMA event and she was all hyped about it. One of the fighters was slammed right on his damn neck. I jumped up and was going crazy (we had front row seats thanks to family).. "Beat his ass!! Choke him out! Arm bar him!!!!" She was screaming, "OMG I can't watch this!!" and said she wanted to go immediately. If I could have thrown her ass in the ring, I would have.
He's from Pittsburgh and we met at work. From day 1 we clicked, which is rare, because I'm really picky... as you already know. (Art of Convo..lol)
As for the plane ride.. HA! I could so picture you all bug-eyed! Too funny. Usually when I go on planes I take the following: 1. gum (for nasty breathed passengers who are luckily chosen to sit next to me) 2. febreeze soaked papertowels (my own creation in case someone reaks of BO I can scrub their seat when they get up to piss) 3. my UH fleece blanket, so I can wrap it partially infront of my face to guard me from the diseases floating around the cabin. (It's pretty sexy.. real ninja like.)
-Sheryl
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Hells yes woman. You scare me!
yea right
Saweet!
It's certainly not for everyone.... but what the hell did she think she was in for. A hugging contest? Haha..... give me a break.
I dun no wut u r tallkin bout.
BHahahaha, this cracked me up
I'll have to remember this stuff. I bring my ipod and a book. The book is always undoubtedly something about nutrition or the body. This, for some reason always prompts questions. I just get all geeky with them until you can see their eyes glaze over.
Bingo.
Peace and relaxation.
MsGhettoBooty
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Hells yes woman. You scare me!
yea right
Saweet!
It's certainly not for everyone.... but what the hell did she think she was in for. A hugging contest? Haha..... give me a break.
BHahahaha, this cracked me up
I'll have to remember this stuff. I bring my ipod and a book. The book is always undoubtedly something about nutrition or the body. This, for some reason always prompts questions. I just get all geeky with them until you can see their eyes glaze over.
Bingo.
Peace and relaxation.
OMG! HA! "Hugging contest" made me crack up loud reason being... I told her the same exact thing when we were in the car! "You're telling me that we're going to miss the remainder of the fight??? WTF? You were jumping around earlier.. throwing punches... and now this? What did you think it was? A hugging contest?" I actually told Mark to leave me there, because I had sweet ass seats and I wasn't going to miss the fights. I caught the bus home after. LOL!!!
Ummm you already know me when it comes to "geeky." LMAO!!
Oh by the way.... my water bottle only holds .5L I was wonderin if there's a way a soulja grrl can fit more water into dis bottle. Got N-E suggestions? Peace, mah dawg.
AmyRB
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The Air Force is having their 60th anniversary and they are celebrating with a big formal ball on the 22nd. Sean finally talked me into going so I have to find a formal dress that goes with his uniform. He's wearing navy blue and white and his medals and ribbons have alot of red. I need a dress that's white, black, or red. I have a week to get ready for this damn thing.
bikinibound
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This has been rather amusing. I'm really sorry that Mark's wife is such a hateful douche. I can't believe she sent you that email. Did you respond?? I love you to forward it to me if you did!! hahaa. Anyway, I have found that once you get married, it's hard to keep your friends of the opposite sex sometimes. It's silly, but it happens.You are too funny on the airplane! I have flown tons and tons of long ass flights--Korea, Australia, etc. And I have never done any of the things you mentioned..lmao. That could make the AR quite amusing...lol. I just bring lots of things to occupy me. And yes, Steve, I do sleep--at least I try to..lol.
Whatchu talkin bout willis?
Well now you know Kimberly. Pull that shit next to me while I'm bug-eyed and you'll have a swift chop to the throat... not even knowing what hit ya!
bikinibound
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Well now you know Kimberly. Pull that shit next to me while I'm bug-eyed and you'll have a swift chop to the throat... not even knowing what hit ya!
haha. I have a feeling that if I was next to you on a plane, I wouldn't get much sleep.
What does your wife do while you're all bug-eyed? Do you karate chop her too?
bikinibound
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I have a suggestion to ease your boredom while on the plane--join the mile high club. 
haha. I have a feeling that if I was next to you on a plane, I wouldn't get much sleep.
She sleeps.
They say ADD is rampant. Well why the F am I the only one sitting there thinking about choking sleeping people? Where are all the other ADDers?
MsGhettoBooty
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Shit.... up and front.. here I am! LMAO!
I can't sleep on a plane either. I just try to aim breath mints into peoples' mouths while they snore or I'm always fixing my "ninja hood."
-Sheryl
MidGaGuy
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Catching up on your diary and I'm sorry to hear your friend is getting manipulated out of his ballsack . That is a shame that she is so insecure she is forbidding him to see you. I thought forbidding was something a parent does to their child ? " I forbid you to see that girl!" Then naturally that makes them want to defy them that much more *L*
I had a similar circumstance when I was married. I had a female friend that I talked to online and on the phone. The Mrs got jealous and demanded I stop talking to her. ( why I dunno because this was during the time she said "she didn't love me anymore")
Was totally innocent and I actually met her because she was actually friends with my wife first. She was just really funny and we'd laugh about silly shit . She also was someoen I trusted and became a confidant for me to talk to about my concerns and troubles with my wife wanting me to move out etc. Long story short though , after my divorce, I actually met this woman finally and yeah..before you ask... We did go horseback riding *LOL* I think maybe it was to spite my ex ? *L* Anyways that was a long time ago and she's since gotten married and we've lost touch in the last year.
My point? I dunno , I forgot my point. But I mentioned horseback riding though! woohoo.
Anyways, don't sweat it too much Sheryl that your friend's wife is acting like an idiot. She's obviously insecure about her marriage and view you as a threat. If anything, take it as a compliment maybe? Crotch Crabs and Ass Boils for the lady! *L*
I had a similar circumstance when I was married. I had a female friend that I talked to online and on the phone. The Mrs got jealous and demanded I stop talking to her. ( why I dunno because this was during the time she said "she didn't love me anymore")
Was totally innocent and I actually met her because she was actually friends with my wife first. She was just really funny and we'd laugh about silly shit . She also was someoen I trusted and became a confidant for me to talk to about my concerns and troubles with my wife wanting me to move out etc. Long story short though , after my divorce, I actually met this woman finally and yeah..before you ask... We did go horseback riding *LOL* I think maybe it was to spite my ex ? *L* Anyways that was a long time ago and she's since gotten married and we've lost touch in the last year.
My point? I dunno , I forgot my point. But I mentioned horseback riding though! woohoo.
Anyways, don't sweat it too much Sheryl that your friend's wife is acting like an idiot. She's obviously insecure about her marriage and view you as a threat. If anything, take it as a compliment maybe? Crotch Crabs and Ass Boils for the lady! *L*
bikinibound
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Catching up on your diary and I'm sorry to hear your friend is getting manipulated out of his ballsack . Haha! That is funny.
We did go horseback riding *LOL* I think maybe it was to spite my ex ? *L* Anyways that was a long time ago and she's since gotten married and we've lost touch in the last year.
My point? I dunno , I forgot my point. But I mentioned horseback riding though! woohoo. *L*
I'm shocked that you would say such things in Sheryl's diary!! I don't think her virgin ears could handle it. No, I did not type that with a straight face! I tried, truly, I did, but...
