MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

MsGhettoBooty said:


Nope... it was actually muay thai. They had some broad come in, saying she needed to workout a bit because she has a tourney this weekend or whatever. So my trainer told her she could work with a few guys and do a bit of sparring. However, she made it a point that she wanted a female, so yah... me. She was a big bitch, man. 5'8" and 215 lbs of muscle and here's my ass, 5'0" and 170lbs of absolute diva. HA! Anyways... she was told it was just for sparring (blocking kicks, strikes, working on foot work) and they made us pad up. Fine, because I don't mind helping someone out and besides, it's not like it's full contact, right? Ummm no.... first few seconds, she freaking flies and knees me hard. I look at my trainer and mouth, "WTF?" He yells at her and before shit comes to a halt, she cheap shots me in the face... hitting me in the eye and I fall down. I was pissed, because 1. she should have known better, 2. I am no one's punching bag, 3. you just punched me in my mother fucking eye!, 4. she didn't even help me up! BAH!


Unfortuntely, it got all the guys in the gym riled up... you know "chick fight." She just stood there laughing and I'm sorry, but wtf is that? Poor sportsmanship. So I asked her what her qualifications/ background was when it came to kickboxing and she blurted out all kinds of shit in a cocky way, then yells "Albany, bitch." Upperbody wise, she was great, but easy to be blocked. However, her kicks were weak. I never do this, but I think I was just angry because of the cheap shot, so I told her one round full contact MT. To make a long story short, standup grappling wise... I had a hand up on that. Got her with a roundhouse kick to the face. Flat on her ass. So I leaned in and said, "5 years State Tourneys Honolulu, Hawaii... bitch." Go Sheryl! Go Sheryl! I made $50, so I'm happy even if my eye hurts like hell. LOL!!

-Sheryl

PS To those reading.. I am not violent whatsoever. :D I'm just competitive... big difference.
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A black eye will heal in short time. The blow you put on her ego with a kick to her face that put her on her ass will take longer. It'll be in the back of her mind when she's in her tournament that she got facekicked by a sparring partner. If she would have had some sportsmanship she could have went away from the match with much more gained.
Good for you Sheryl:hug2:
 
Wow Sheryl! another adventure...for the list. I dub her "muay thai bitch"

And you!

Didn't your Mom ever tell you "Guys don't make passes at girls who kick asses! ;)

Way to go!

David C
 
Howdy MGB,
Grrrr what a B+#@+* oh wait we can cuss in your diary what a heartless bitch!!! It must be in the air because my daughter woke up with a shiner thanks to her 6 year old brother that is so darn mean I am thinking of his punishment as we speak :(..
I can't wait to see ya in the 160's!!!Have a nice day
here is my daughter.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Nope... it was actually muay thai. They had some broad come in, saying she needed to workout a bit because she has a tourney this weekend or whatever. So my trainer told her she could work with a few guys and do a bit of sparring. However, she made it a point that she wanted a female, so yah... me. She was a big bitch, man. 5'8" and 215 lbs of muscle and here's my ass, 5'0" and 170lbs of absolute diva. HA! Anyways... she was told it was just for sparring (blocking kicks, strikes, working on foot work) and they made us pad up. Fine, because I don't mind helping someone out and besides, it's not like it's full contact, right? Ummm no.... first few seconds, she freaking flies and knees me hard. I look at my trainer and mouth, "WTF?" He yells at her and before shit comes to a halt, she cheap shots me in the face... hitting me in the eye and I fall down. I was pissed, because 1. she should have known better, 2. I am no one's punching bag, 3. you just punched me in my mother fucking eye!, 4. she didn't even help me up! BAH!


Unfortuntely, it got all the guys in the gym riled up... you know "chick fight." She just stood there laughing and I'm sorry, but wtf is that? Poor sportsmanship. So I asked her what her qualifications/ background was when it came to kickboxing and she blurted out all kinds of shit in a cocky way, then yells "Albany, bitch." Upperbody wise, she was great, but easy to be blocked. However, her kicks were weak. I never do this, but I think I was just angry because of the cheap shot, so I told her one round full contact MT. To make a long story short, standup grappling wise... I had a hand up on that. Got her with a roundhouse kick to the face. Flat on her ass. So I leaned in and said, "5 years State Tourneys Honolulu, Hawaii... bitch." Go Sheryl! Go Sheryl! I made $50, so I'm happy even if my eye hurts like hell. LOL!!

-Sheryl

PS To those reading.. I am not violent whatsoever. :D I'm just competitive... big difference.
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Kick ass!

Just wondering...does your gym offer this class?
 
Steve said:
Awesome!!!

What a dumb bitch. I'm glad you showed her what's up.
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Seeing her laugh while I was sitting on my ass brought back really bad memories of the times when I was beat up for being "the hot girl's fat sister" in high school. I think I snapped for a moment, because before I knew it, I was taking off my pads and opening my mouth about one on one FC. (I saw her warming up earlier and noticed cues here and there where you could easily out sweep her. I might be a looney bitch, but I'm really observant. HA!) My trainer knew she was going to get her ass handed to her even with the height/ reach/ weight differences, so he put money down with her trainer. It's nice knowing someone has faith in you. :)

AmyRB said:
Be careful what you ask for! Lol!!!!
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Bone-a-thon.... 4 hours of toe curling, shoulder biting, hair pulling humping. (I can't pull Sean's hair too much... he has only so much left. LMAO jk) Nuff said. :D

Miss Ladybug said:
Like you, I'm more of a lover than a fighter, HOWEVER, don't ever provoke me, I'm what they call the silent type. LOL LOL Hey I grew up in the bay area of California, what can I say. HAHAHAHAHA
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Damn... you're from the Bay? I have tons of family there and yes, I've seen many of you silent killers roaming that area. That's so hot... hahaaa!

MidGaGuy said:
A black eye will heal in short time. The blow you put on her ego with a kick to her face that put her on her ass will take longer. It'll be in the back of her mind when she's in her tournament that she got facekicked by a sparring partner. If she would have had some sportsmanship she could have went away from the match with much more gained.
Good for you Sheryl:hug2:
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Awww thanks, honey. :D If anything, I just want her to know.... she got her ass beat by a fucking midget! HA!

DCarr10760 said:
Didn't your Mom ever tell you "Guys don't make passes at girls who kick asses! ;)
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Really? Well damn.... no wonder guys don't check me out as much. :( tee hee!

niapage said:
It must be in the air because my daughter woke up with a shiner thanks to her 6 year old brother that is so darn mean I am thinking of his punishment as we speak :(..
here is my daughter.
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OMFG... that picture of your daughter just broke my freaking heart, tammy. Thanks a lot! haha Kiss her boo boo for me, then tell her to lean in and strike her brother back in the face with a nice tight fist. Tell her Aunty Sheryl said to "follow through with the punch." HA! jk...

ritagurl said:
Kick ass!

Just wondering...does your gym offer this class?
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It's actually a studio here that specializes in muay thai kickboxing, defensive tactics, grappling, boxing, etc. (MMA type of training.. good stuff) I call it a "gym," because I bust my ass off in there more than freaking Planet Fitness. A few of the trainers are professional muay thai fighters that go to Thailand for tournaments and whatnot. It's no freaking Turbo Jam or Billy Blank's Tae Bo that's for damn sure. LMAO!

-Sheryl
 
Sheryl!!

What a great story! That chick sure was a meanie! Sorry about the eye...well at least you have a good story to go along with it!

Muay Thai--I'd love to practice that. I'm a bit afraid of being kicked, though--that shit hurts! I was kicked in the jaw, once, in Tae Kwon Do when I was 19 and that sucked, too--and it wasn't even very hard! :rofl: Ah, martial arts! "Absolute Diva"--that cracked me up! have a great day!
 
ROOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRR MIAAAAOOOWWWWWWWW ROOOOAAAARRRRRRR

Hehe im in a crazy mood today !

thought id stop my your diary and share some crazieness...


PUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*waves*
 
WTG you dyke bitch ass kicking super midget...lol I think most men think a woman who can kick their ass is kinda hot. In fact, Paul probably went off and rubbed his heel after reading about it...:rofl::rofl:
 
holy crappola! That bitch is crazy, but you're even crazier!
wtg on kicking the dumb broad's ass to the ground. :boxing:
xoxox
 
Mmmmh I would have been pissed off, esp at the bit where she cannot even be arsed to pick you back up. GRRRRRRRRRR!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Muay Thai--I'd love to practice that. I'm a bit afraid of being kicked, though--that shit hurts! I was kicked in the jaw, once, in Tae Kwon Do when I was 19 and that sucked, too--and it wasn't even very hard! :rofl: Ah, martial arts!
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Oh yah... getting kicked in the face really sucks. Besides, you're just way too pretty to get kicked in the face, so stay away from martial arts. hahaaa

fayefaye5 said:
Hehe im in a crazy mood today !

thought id stop my your diary and share some crazieness...
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Hmmmm... so is crack cheap in NC? LMAO jk

bikinibound said:
WTG you dyke bitch ass kicking super midget...lol I think most men think a woman who can kick their ass is kinda hot. In fact, Paul probably went off and rubbed his heel after reading about it...:rofl::rofl:
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LMFAO! Dyke bitch ass kicking super midget. Damn.. that's a mouthful. Speaking of which, I wonder how Paul's heel is doing. LMAO ok ok I'm sick...

ellebelle said:
holy crappola! That bitch is crazy, but you're even crazier!
wtg on kicking the dumb broad's ass to the ground. :boxing:
xoxox
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Hmm... I prefer the word "competitive." "Crazy" sounds so very crackhead like. hahaaa! Thanks, Little Ms 180s. ;)

Lula said:
Mmmmh I would have been pissed off, esp at the bit where she cannot even be arsed to pick you back up. GRRRRRRRRRR!
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It's okay... I'm over it. :) Besides, I didn't bother to pick her up after I knocked her ass out cold. I didn't think she would remember it anyways. hahaaa!

-Sheryl
 
Hey honey buns,
You're just plain nasty, aren't you? BRUTAL! Well, I'm rooting for you to do plenty more ass-whooping in the future!
 
Morning Hot Stuff!! You know Steve mentioned in Kimberly's diary that he hopes your going to be married for a LONG TIME!! hahahah, I guess he's worried about those youngens. LMAO!! I'm most certain your marriage is going to last with all that freaking "FREAKY KICK ASS" sex your given that man!! You know "ain't" yeah I used that word, no man is going to give up the good stuff you know what I mean?. LMAO!! Okay, back to weight loss!! How are you feeling about yours so far this week?? Are you working out every night?? are you doing that boxing several nights a week?? I had a friend that did kickboxing ONLY and dropped like 35 pounds in 6 months, LUCKY LITTLE TURD! I could do that for a year and only lose 2 :eek: yeah, my damn metabolism and I are in a love/hate relationship currently. I just hope it warms up again this week. :hug2: Well, have yourself a FANTASTIC freaky day!! You know I would only say that to you!! *HUGS*
Kim
 
Hey MGB. Looking at your graph, it should only take you about another 4 to 6 weeks to hit your target weight! Well done hun. You got any plans to hit the beach when you get there?
 
Hello! I have been on here about year now and see your posts everywhere and have been in and read sonme of your diary. It looks like you are doing very good and I thought i'd drop in and say I've enjoyed reading your posts and i hope you have a great day today!!;)
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Nope... it was actually muay thai. They had some broad come in, saying she needed to workout a bit because she has a tourney this weekend or whatever. So my trainer told her she could work with a few guys and do a bit of sparring. However, she made it a point that she wanted a female, so yah... me. She was a big bitch, man. 5'8" and 215 lbs of muscle and here's my ass, 5'0" and 170lbs of absolute diva. HA! Anyways... she was told it was just for sparring (blocking kicks, strikes, working on foot work) and they made us pad up. Fine, because I don't mind helping someone out and besides, it's not like it's full contact, right? Ummm no.... first few seconds, she freaking flies and knees me hard. I look at my trainer and mouth, "WTF?" He yells at her and before shit comes to a halt, she cheap shots me in the face... hitting me in the eye and I fall down. I was pissed, because 1. she should have known better, 2. I am no one's punching bag, 3. you just punched me in my mother fucking eye!, 4. she didn't even help me up! BAH!


Unfortuntely, it got all the guys in the gym riled up... you know "chick fight." She just stood there laughing and I'm sorry, but wtf is that? Poor sportsmanship. So I asked her what her qualifications/ background was when it came to kickboxing and she blurted out all kinds of shit in a cocky way, then yells "Albany, bitch." Upperbody wise, she was great, but easy to be blocked. However, her kicks were weak. I never do this, but I think I was just angry because of the cheap shot, so I told her one round full contact MT. To make a long story short, standup grappling wise... I had a hand up on that. Got her with a roundhouse kick to the face. Flat on her ass. So I leaned in and said, "5 years State Tourneys Honolulu, Hawaii... bitch." Go Sheryl! Go Sheryl! I made $50, so I'm happy even if my eye hurts like hell. LOL!!

-Sheryl

PS To those reading.. I am not violent whatsoever. :D I'm just competitive... big difference.
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Holy Meow! Shreyl...
You kicked ass! nice!
Your awesome!
You go girl!:jump::jump::jump:

Righteous

lol
ttylater
love yas :p
natalie jo ..always ...
 
Good morning!! Thanks for stopping by. i think curvy girls look better too, but I don't think guys do!!! Have a great day!!:D
 
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