LMFAO! Dyke bitch ass kicking super midget. Damn.. that's a mouthful. Speaking of which, I wonder how Paul's heel is doing. LMAO ok ok I'm sick...

Paul's "heel" is just fine. *L* Listen to me talking about it in third person
I'm so glad "heely" was in your thoughts tho. *L* Oh shit I just named it !


Also... I've been told my ass is like a "wrecking ball" before.... bitch is so tight, it would BUST out yo teeth, brotha. tah dow! That's some straight up ass poaching material no doubt.
Oh yah... getting kicked in the face really sucks. Besides, you're just way too pretty to get kicked in the face, so stay away from martial arts. hahaaa

I just biked to a store that i thought was nearer than it actually is, turned out to be like 3 miles away so i biked 6 miles !!! i did a Bridget jones when i got home and totally fell off my bike on the drive-way when my legs gave way haha. embarrassing.


That is hilarious!!Awesome. Fucking GOLDEN!!!! Geez, what did I miss?
That's so sweet! Hahahaha, I remember once, a LONG time ago, one of my boyfriends said my face was too pretty for me to go down on him....he got over that really quickly!!! LOL! He was a bit of a prude I must say!
i did a Bridget jones when i got home and totally fell off my bike on the drive-way when my legs gave way haha. embarrassing.
Jesus christ. That's it. You're going to start wearing football gear when you ride your back... helmet.. pads.... jock strap. (The latter, because it's kinky. LOL)
-Sheryl
I'm afraid to say hi around here. People might think we are forming a "click."
Lately I've been neglecting my diary, because well... I need a break.... and I was too busy fucking around with certain people. (You know who you bastards are.) hahaaa!
So I just got home from Walmart and I have to say, I'm impressed with the brainiacs that roam this part of NY. I personally dislike shopping at Walmart for a few reasons, but we just won't go there. Anyways, tonight I needed to purchase yogurt and a few other items, so I decided to go a bit later in the evening. (Not as many people roaming that damn place.) However, I forgot today was Friday so luckily for me, I ran into dipshits. I'm walking along with my little hand basket and suddenly a foam football goes flying and nearly hits me in the head. I turn and I see 4 guys running into the clothes laughing. Fuckers. I continue my shopping and suddenly one of the guys run into me, because he's trying to catch a ball being thrown. "Oops. Sorry." He runs away. Mother fucker. At this point, I'm looking for a clerk to report the idiots before someone gets hurt. No one is to be found. BAH!
I'm headed for the cashiers when I see one of the balls flying into the air, hitting an elderly woman directly in the face, knocking off her glasses. Mind you, she's in an electrical scooter. I run over to pick up her glasses and check up on her. I'm fuming. Out of nowhere this huge guy grabs both guys and literally slams them in the men's department, I grabbed one of the phones and called on the intercom, "Clean up in men's department. 2 Idiots throwing balls and hitting innocent people. The other 2 better run, because this guy is crazy." All 4 were tossed out. The poor woman's glasses were bent and my yogurt was warm. That big guy, however, he's my hero.![]()
Accomplishment time:
Workout:
- 20 mins Arc Trainer (IT Level 7, resistance= 55, Incline= 8)
- 20 mins Turbo Jam
- 20 mins tahitian dancing
- 55 mins weight training (biceps, shoulders, back= machine, free weights, pushups)
Meals:
Breakfast:
- 2 slices whole wheat Arnold bread with 2 tb peanut butter and a sliced small banana
- 1c 1% milk (605 cal)
Postworkout Snack:
- Protein Shake (240 cal)
Lunch:
- turkey breast slices on 2 slices whole wheat Arnold bread with lettuce, tomato, onions and mustard
- Campbell's Healthy Request Low Sodium Chicken and Long grain rice soup
(590 cal)
Snack:
- 1 1/2 c fresh pineapple and sliced kiwi with 1/2c 1% cottage cheese and 1/2c Kashi Go Lean cereal (305 cal)
Dinner:
- Homemade Jamabalaya (chicken breast, Jennie O smoked lean turkey sausage, long grain rice, green bell peppers, onions and tomatoes) (415 cal)
Total Calories: 2,155 cal (1990-2340)
Notes: I need to start logging my shite here in my diary. I know... I know. Although I haven't logged it in, I assure you I've been keeping to eating well and getting exercise in.I have a month before my baby sister is here in NY. Then I have 2 months until I'm back in Hawaii for Christmas. Time to buckle down and getting my ass in gear.
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-Sheryl

Love your geared up ass sourpuss. 

And please point out where your ass hasn't been in gear. I don't see anything but ass in gear--as always.
Yeah...Walmart is like a weird magnet, at least around here. The last time I was there a lady was walking around, no cart, no groceries, just walking...while wearing a headband with a foam arby's logo sticking up above it (like the "i'm thinking arby's" commercial). She was there at least an hour, picking things up, looking at them and putting them back.
All I can say is she must have been smoking something.
Morning girl! What are you up to today? I see you up bright and early, you chipper [and sexy] little thing. Nice day out today right? I assume we have somewhat similar weather. Is your sister still visiting in November? TTYL mami
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Morning you gorgeous biatch! Where's my Roger Rabbit?