MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

It's all in fun, everyone...

Okay this is a note for everyone dropping into my journal. As you might know, my journal has become a complete zoo and I take full responsibility for it. Sara aka Fat Suit Going posted a great comment:

Fat Suit Going! said:
I think the myth of people trying to lose weight become miserable is well and truly busted!!

Thanks to all for the laughs!
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That's just it. Losing weight doesn't have to be miserable whatsoever. All in all, it's about enjoying yourself, being able to laugh no matter how touchy the subject, and finding comfort in those whom you can relate to. I apologize to those who have walked away offended after reading my journal. However, if we can't laugh and enjoy this journey together, then what's the sense in joining the forum and creating a journal? As I have said a number of times, I do feel blessed to have found such a wonderful group of people (You all know who you are.) and I intend to support every single one of you no matter what. I have nothing but the best of intentions here at the WLF, regardless of my foul-mouth and perverse behaviour. Love me or hate me.. this is who I am: a supportive, yet witty pervert with the goal of becoming healthy.

Well enough of that..... :D This morning I woke up and found a pair of Earl Jeans that I had purchased about a year and a half ago because it was mispriced at $10. (These jeans are expensive at Saks 5th Ave ~$100) I decided to try to get them on, because the last time I tried I about gave myself a concussion from slamming my head against the wall and mind you, they only went mid-thigh. To my amazement I got those badboys up my thighs, over my badunkadunk, zippered and buttoned! WOOT! Smiling like a dumbass, I just stood there admiring my new jeans. (My first REAL pair of designer jeans- with my BCBG's as an exception.) :D "Damn, Sheryl.. look at you rocking a 34 jeans." When I removed them, I just read the tag.. a size 32! WOOOOT! Let's here for the girls with the big booties!!
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Oh and another note, yes... I'm wearing ho heels. LMAO!! (I suffer from that thing called "me asian.. me short" syndrome.)


-Sheryl

PS I gave you two angles of my "ghettobooty." Enjoy!
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
That's just it. Losing weight doesn't have to be miserable whatsoever. All in all, it's about enjoying yourself, being able to laugh no matter how touchy the subject, and finding comfort in those whom you can relate to. I apologize to those who have walked away offended after reading my journal. However, if we can't laugh and enjoy this journey together, then what's the sense in joining the forum and creating a journal? As I have said a number of times, I do feel blessed to have found such a wonderful group of people (You all know who you are.) and I intend to support every single one of you no matter what. I have nothing but the best of intentions here at the WLF, regardless of my foul-mouth and perverse behaviour. Love me or hate me.. this is who I am: a supportive, yet witty pervert with the goal of becoming healthy.
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That was a great note! Its soo great that we have found this place where we don't have to be miserable and alone trying to make it through this journey. It soo much easier because we have each other to rant to, complain to, and be complete hysterical perverts together:hug2:

You're booty is looking fine in those jeans:) WTG getting yourself into them!!
 
Awesome! Now you can wear your new jeans to the mechanics and let him know EXACTLY what he's missing!

Aren't you glad you tried them? If you had waited another 20 pounds, they may have been too big and you'd have missed your chance to wear them at all!!

P.S. My mom calls them her "f*** me shoes" rather than ho heels!!
 
...good lord sheryl....gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

smokin' hot young lady...


Chef
 
Hey Ms GB,
Great new pic of you for your aviator AND those jeans are really cutting it! Looking hot girl....FANTASTIC!
Well got to dash literally, doing a 12km run (crawl) this morning, may or may not be alive after if, if not good luck to you all and at least my coffin will be 9kg lighter!
Sara
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Okay this is a note for everyone dropping into my journal. As you might know, my journal has become a complete zoo and I take full responsibility for it. Sara aka Fat Suit Going posted a great comment:

That's just it. Losing weight doesn't have to be miserable whatsoever. All in all, it's about enjoying yourself, being able to laugh no matter how touchy the subject, and finding comfort in those whom you can relate to. I apologize to those who have walked away offended after reading my journal. However, if we can't laugh and enjoy this journey together, then what's the sense in joining the forum and creating a journal? As I have said a number of times, I do feel blessed to have found such a wonderful group of people (You all know who you are.) and I intend to support every single one of you no matter what. I have nothing but the best of intentions here at the WLF, regardless of my foul-mouth and perverse behaviour. Love me or hate me.. this is who I am: a supportive, yet witty pervert with the goal of becoming healthy.

Well said, my fellow foul-mouthed perverted friend!! That's why we love ya.

Well enough of that..... :D This morning I woke up and found a pair of Earl Jeans that I had purchased about a year and a half ago because it was mispriced at $10. (These jeans are expensive at Saks 5th Ave ~$100) I decided to try to get them on, because the last time I tried I about gave myself a concussion from slamming my head against the wall and mind you, they only went mid-thigh. To my amazement I got those badboys up my thighs, over my badunkadunk, zippered and buttoned! WOOT! Smiling like a dumbass, I just stood there admiring my new jeans. (My first REAL pair of designer jeans- with my BCBG's as an exception.) :D "Damn, Sheryl.. look at you rocking a 34 jeans." When I removed them, I just read the tag.. a size 32! WOOOOT! Let's here for the girls with the big booties!!
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Oh and another note, yes... I'm wearing ho heels. LMAO!! (I suffer from that thing called "me asian.. me short" syndrome.)


-Sheryl

PS I gave you two angles of my "ghettobooty." Enjoy!
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Girl!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooo F*%^ing jealous!! You look H_O_T! And I don't feel like a lesbian for saying it!
 
chef said:
Good lord ladies....

I just spent like 5 minutes trying to think up ANYTHING to say to add to this...

You have all out-done yourselves...

MGB - you keep interesting (yet exciting...in that "milk shot" sort of way) friends!



:jump:

Soli
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Shall we make Solon our biotch along with BDJ?? lol I think we really need to start our own harem. I think we'll need at least 3 men for each of us...lmbo
So how many men is that? :)confused: Kimberly, trying to do math)
 
bikinibound said:
Shall we make Solon our biotch along with BDJ?? lol I think we really need to start our own harem. I think we'll need at least 3 men for each of us...lmbo
So how many men is that? :)confused: Kimberly, trying to do math)
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:rotflmao: That's at least 9 men...
:rolleyes:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Nah... remove 3 from my spot... remember, I make zucchini bread. :rotflmao:

-Sheryl

Jenna and Kim, do you girls get to the gym yet? My oscillating fan sends its love. LMAO!!!!
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I have no idea how you do it in front of the oscillating fan!!! I give you tons of credit for that... me and heat don't react well together.

Today is my day off because my foot really hurts and I'm tired but I'm feeling guilty =0/
 
Boam46 said:
I have no idea how you do it in front of the oscillating fan!!! I give you tons of credit for that... me and heat don't react well together.

Today is my day off because my foot really hurts and I'm tired but I'm feeling guilty =0/
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It's b/c MGB's so damn skinny--that's why. She doesn't take the heat as hard as we do..:)
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Nah... remove 3 from my spot... remember, I make zucchini bread. :rotflmao:

-Sheryl Hah! They're not getting removed, I'm adding them to my 3!! But i may have to start making some zucchini bread myself. :rotflmao:

Jenna and Kim, do you girls get to the gym yet? My oscillating fan sends its love. LMAO!!!!
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I am not going today. My gym closed before I even woke my lazy ass up. I'll be going for a 4mile walk this evening. My central air sends it's love to your fan..lol Got down in the low 50s last night! Great for sleeping.
 
bikinibound said:
It's b/c MGB's so damn skinny--that's why. She doesn't take the heat as hard as we do..:)
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Oh bitch pleeeassseeee... I don't know if you're aware of it, but that ass pic looks like I'm trying to smuggle a set of midgets in my jeans, which I personally REALLY like. :rolleyes: HA!!!!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Oh bitch pleeeassseeee... I don't know if you're aware of it, but that ass pic looks like I'm trying to smuggle a set of midgets in my jeans, which I personally REALLY like. :rolleyes: HA!!!!

-Sheryl
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Everytime I read your posts I laugh so hard, it makes my hand jiggle the mouse over the scroll bar so the whole screen starts moving up and down. lmbo
 
<---- Agreed w/ hillbillylee


However replace the word interesting....for...hmmmm....enticing
 
"Oh bitch pleeeassseeee... I don't know if you're aware of it, but that ass pic looks like I'm trying to smuggle a set of midgets in my jeans, which I personally REALLY like. HA!!!!"

Lucky little midgits, I'd say!
 
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