MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[MsGhettoBooty]

Jesus... I had to break this down into two separate posts. Ha!

Anyway, my 2 cents....

Speaking of 2 cents...shouldn't it be 4 cents...I mean come on, inflation people!

Solon

hahaaa! Too damn funny! Speaking of inflation.. since when did those vending machine condoms in bathrooms go from 50 cents to 75 cents!! What a rip off. jk

Morning Sheryl
Don't be acting like you took it easy yesterday or you're gonna get bitchslapped!

Damn... I'm about to get my ass kicked by the Noxzema poster girl here. LMAO (You guys soooo need to check out the pix at Sunny's diary. She's got perfect freaking skin and she's cute as hell. I'm telling you... it's from all of that virgin blood.) Ha! Thanks, Sunny!

Hey - I wanted to drop in and say hi! I see you in the same places I go and I love what you say and how you say it!!! You tell it like it is and speak your mind - I love that quality in ppl...you seem like a great supporter!!!

Yippy! So far I have 3 WLF MILFs who have posted in my diary!! (AmyRb, Cinderelly, and Blancita) I feel so honored. hahaa Thanks for dropping in, Cerella.

im all about the T&A

whens our session mss ghettoboootay

You know, Jeremy.. I'm just a sweet, innocent wife who loves her husband dearly, which I must say, is for your own good. Why you might ask ... plain and simple:

















Homeboy, I'd wear you the f%ck out. LMFAO God, I'm such an evil bitch! hahaaaaa!

Jenna and Kim: You two are just not right! I spat my damn water reading that! LMAO!!!!!!!


-Sheryl

 

[Boam46]

Girl, been there. Done that. I dated a guy from NYC who was a personal trainer and ummm duh, I was chunky when he met me. Did he think that I was going to turn skinny in a week? He would nag, nag, nag and it finally got on my last damn nerve. He said, "You know, you'll never lose weight if you keep crap around you! (aka junk foods)" My reply, "You're absolutely right. Get the hell out of my house." In an instant, I lost 180lbs of worthless "crap."

I got rid of mine by showing up at his baseball team's practice reaming him out and punching him in the face hard enough for his nose to start gushing blood.... It is one of the best moments in my life. I dealt with that ass on and off for 4 years!!!!

You count you're "gardening" is that why your presidents points are sooo high... man I gotta start counting mine

You are most certainly doing you're job you have me cracking up constantly throughout the day ::HUGS:: ... a Huge boob squishing one!

 

[Boam46]

Homeboy, I'd wear you the f%ck out. LMFAO God, I'm such an evil bitch! hahaaaaa!

Jenna and Kim: You two are just not right! I spat my damn water reading that! LMAO!!!!!!!

He may enjoy that a little bit too much You shouldn't make promises you can't keep

...Who said being an evil bitch is a bad thing

 

[Fat Suit Going!]

Homeboy, I'd wear you the f%ck out. LMFAO God, I'm such an evil bitch! hahaaaaa!
-Sheryl[/COLOR]

HAHAHAHAHA I laughed so much reading that!!! Tell it like it is girl!

The good thing I thought to being over weight was that I thought that if a guy was interested in me is was for my personality not my figure! I reckon thats a good thing as my personality will last longer than a body which however hard you try will by nature depreciate with age! Where as personality and wisdom keep on improving! A guy that sees past cosmetics is a great commodity but I wish my ex had mentioned that i was getting soooo big,(95kg) if he did he never said anything, but I guess I didn't notice either, ha, probably because he didn't make me feel self conscious! I do have a problem though now, does anybody have the same....because Im on such a mission to be slim I think I have become a Fatist...ie Im not attracted to bigger guys which makes me some sort of hypocrit, I wish I could work it out as Im feeling really bad, does anybody have any views on that?

Thanks for making me smile and being such an inspiration Ms GB
Sara

 

[ummhusayn]

girl i almost pissed myself when i read the "horseback riding or gardening" comment!!!!!!!!! That was hysterical. You are one perverted little girl!!!!!! ok well i gotta run....dinner is ready.

Keep up the hysterical comments....and BE GOOD!!! ( im worried about you crazy)lol

Rena

 

[Boam46]

I do have a problem though now, does anybody have the same....because Im on such a mission to be slim I think I have become a Fatist...ie Im not attracted to bigger guys which makes me some sort of hypocrit, I wish I could work it out as Im feeling really bad, does anybody have any views on that?

You're changing yourself now because you want to be slim. Does that make you fatist against yourself LOL... You're taking the initiative to make yourself healthier and you probably are going to be attracted to guys who will be able to be a part of your new lifestyle. Not a guy who lives your old lifestyle that you worked so hard to change

 

[Bigreen]

I feel the same way now too lol. ohh well.

 

[bikinibound]

First off, I want to thank ALL of you for giving me advice inregards to my girlfriend and her "situation." (Jenna, Alee-damn-ah, Rena Girl, AmbaLove, Solon, and BikiniBound)
I really had a difficult time sleeping, trying to figure out what to tell her. Unfortunately, she hasn't gotten back to me just yet, but when I do talk to her, I'm sure I can turn things around. I have the gift of persuasion aka the "get your head out of your ass before I tell your older brother how he's been treating you" threat. (Yah... that's the plan: get her older brother, whom I adore, involved because he'll go ape shit when he finds out. Nanner nanner... ) However, I will still talk to her.


Girl, been there. Done that. I dated a guy from NYC who was a personal trainer and ummm duh, I was chunky when he met me. Did he think that I was going to turn skinny in a week? He would nag, nag, nag and it finally got on my last damn nerve. He said, "You know, you'll never lose weight if you keep crap around you! (aka junk foods)" My reply, "You're absolutely right. Get the hell out of my house." In an instant, I lost 180lbs of worthless "crap."

So in other words, you're telling me that I'm actually trapped in a Muslim woman's body? LMAO Girl, believe me... I wrote this on another thread, but I was looking for "calories burned during sex" on all these calculators and they never list sex as an exercise. So guess what I choose... "horseback riding" or "gardening"... LMFAO!! Depends on my mood, ya know, mama? LMAO!!

Definately get her big brother involved. I wish I had a big bro--lol Maybe he'll beat the crap out of her stupid bf!

I love how you told the guy off and instantly lost 180lbs. You go, girl!!! You are an inspiration to us all.

Ok, I nearly had diet Pepsi Jazz (strawberry) all over my laptop when I read the horseback riding/gardening thing. Depending on the position(s), I would say it would be similar to horseback riding. The question is, bareback or with a saddle? lmbo

 

[JeremyRice]

You know, Jeremy.. I'm just a sweet, innocent wife who loves her husband dearly, which I must say, is for your own good. Why you might ask ... plain and simple:



Homeboy, I'd wear you the f%ck out. LMFAO God, I'm such an evil bitch! hahaaaaa!

Jenna and Kim: You two are just not right! I spat my damn water reading that! LMAO!!!!!!!


-Sheryl

im up for all challenges.. lmao!

 

[cinderelly]

Yippy! So far I have 3 WLF MILFs who have posted in my diary!! (AmyRb, Cinderelly, and Blancita) I feel so honored. hahaa Thanks for dropping in, Cerella.

WOW well thanx - hee hee hee - Your pretty damn cool chicky - Ic an see us gettin along really well!!!

 

[Boam46]

im up for all challenges.. lmao!

HAHA! I told you he may want to give it a try

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Warning​

This profile is not intended for and may not be suitable for audiences under the age of 17. The profile may contain extreme graphic violence, strong profanity, overt explicit sexual dialogue, nudity and/or strong sexual content. It seems a foul-mouthed woman (bikinibound) and her posse of perverts (Jenna aka Boam, JeremyRice, Rena aka Ummmhusayn, and a few others) have taken over MGB's Diary. So in other words, if you get offended easily or you don't like hearing the words, "boobs' (including "tetas," "juggs," and "bewbs" (Aleeluh's term) and "booty" in every sentence, please refrain from reading all postings. (However, feel free to leave a message.) Viewer discretion is advised.

-Management-​

 

[bikinibound]

Warning​

This profile is not intended for and may not be suitable for audiences under the age of 17. The profile may contain extreme graphic violence, strong profanity, overt explicit sexual dialogue, nudity and/or strong sexual content. It seems a foul-mouthed woman (bikinibound) and her posse of perverts (Jenna aka Boam, JeremyRice, Rena aka Ummmhusayn, and a few others) have taken over MGB's Diary. So in other words, if you get offended easily or you don't like hearing the words, "boobs' (including "tetas," "juggs," and "bewbs" (Aleeluh's term) and "booty" in every sentence, please refrain from reading all postings. (However, feel free to leave a message.) Viewer discretion is advised.

-Management-​

You forgot to include yourself in that list!!! I think I need to copy your warning and put it in my diary as welll--firecrotches!!??? Carrots used as sexual toys??!!!

Oh, and I just talked to Jeremy--and he is pretty sure that you wouldn't wear him out. He is definately "up" for the challenge..lmbo

 

[Boam46]

Of course Sheryl is the most innocent around here...we have just perved up her diary all on our own

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Damnitt... here comes the lightning...

What's wrong with this frickin' city and their damn thunderstorms!! Grrrrr! I'm going to make this quick, in case I need to shut down my comp before I get zapped right out of my panties.

Workout:
- brisk walk (60 min)
- Power 90 Sweat 1-2 (36 min)
- Ab Ripper 100 (4.5 min)
- Winsor Pilates Abs (23 min)
- Gardening (135 min) <--- not counting that towards President's challenge lol

I'll probably end up dancing around my house to music, since Sean went to NJ tonight and I hate watching TV.

Meals:

Breakfast:
- 1/2c oatmeal with blueberries
- 2c halved strawberries and 1 kiwi with 1/2c 1% cottage cheese (430 cal)

Snack:
- 1c Kashi Go Lean cereal with 2 sliced kiwi and 1c 1% milk (350 cal)

Lunch:
- Homemade Chinese spicy eggplant and tofu with 1 c brown rice (330 cal)

Snack:
- 2 figs (because Rena made me hungry for them for the past damn week)
- Romaine lettuce salad with 1/2c black beans, turkey breast, red onions and 2 tb salsa (250 cal)

Dinner:
- Homemade lean beef chili (black beans, red kidney beans, 93% lean ground beef, onions and bell peppers)
- fudgsicle (no sugar added)
-2 small figs with 1c 1% milk(680 cal)

Total Calories: 2040 (1990-2340)
President's Challenge Points Earned: 872 pts
Notes: It's freaking HAILING now!! What the hell??? Make sure to check forecast for tomorrow morning's walk. I need to push my calories a little bit higher, because I've been working out a lot and I don't want too much of a deficit. Need to work on that.

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

What's wrong with this frickin' city and their damn thunderstorms!! Grrrrr! I'm going to make this quick, in case I need to shut down my comp before I get zapped right out of my panties.

Workout:
- brisk walk (60 min)
- Power 90 Sweat 1-2 (36 min)
- Ab Ripper 100 (4.5 min)
- Winsor Pilates Abs (23 min)
- Gardening (135 min) <--- not counting that towards President's challenge lol

I'll probably end up dancing around my house to music, since Sean went to NJ tonight and I hate watching TV.

Your food sounded really good, and your workout makes me feel guilty for whining about how tired I was...lol

Now my question is--will you be dancing around naked? oh, and over 2hrs of sex? Good God, girl!! I am so frickin' jealous....lmbo All I'm doing is flirting, while you're getting all the action. Damn!

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

..because Im on such a mission to be slim I think I have become a Fatist...

Thanks for making me smile and being such an inspiration Ms GB
Sara

Awww, Sara.. hey beautiful. Thanks for dropping in and I'm glad I made you laugh a little. As for being a "fatist"... I wouldn't consider you to be one. I mean it's all about your personal taste in men. So you're not interested in big men? Well guess what... I'm not interested in so called "metrosexuals," no matter how pretty they are. However, I've been known to go on a few dates with a couple "bigger boys" back in the days. Big ol' teddy bears... tee hee!

Keep up the hysterical comments....and BE GOOD!!! ( im worried about you crazy)lol

Rena

Worried about me? Sheesh.... what did I do now????? lol

I feel the same way now too lol. ohh well.

Hey you.... thanks for dropping in, you fatist! LOL jk

Depending on the position(s), I would say it would be similar to horseback riding. The question is, bareback or with a saddle? lmbo

You're a sick, sick girl, Kimberly. tsk tsk... Saddle, because my ass isn't ready to have to take care of "ponies" just yet. LMAO!!!

Of course Sheryl is the most innocent around here...we have just perved up her diary all on our own

Before you guys came around, I was just as innocent as a Catholic girl could be.



Oh I'm such a filthy slut. hahaaaaa! jk

-Sheryl

 

[Boam46]

Damn your workouts and food are friggin awesome everyday! Upping your caloric intake may be a good idea... especially when you factor in your gardening

I'm with you on saddling up no ponies round here either!!!

From my experience in high school.... Catholic school girls aren't sooo innocent... although many of them thought they were virgins as long as it was only in the back door I've never really understood the concept

 

[Boam46]

oh, and over 2hrs of sex? Good God, girl!! I am so frickin' jealous....lmbo All I'm doing is flirting, while you're getting all the action. Damn!

Do you want us to set up a search... we can find you a guy for some flirtatious activities

 

[ummhusayn]

135 minutes of gardening?!?!?!?!?! what the hell girl?!?!?!?!lolololol Wish i had that much time on my hands!!lmao
Love the warning...it is soooooo needed!!!!

weigh in tomorrow girl and i am soooo worried. I had a bad night eating wise--rice with chicken curry.
And i didnt get to the gym cause my knee is really bothering me. Oh well....wish me luck...ill let you know the numbers tomorrow....im hoping for at least 225.

ok so have a good night and sweet dreams(not perverted ones!!lololol)

rena