MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

4 sports bras, eh? I wondered how you managed to smash down those massive mammeries...lmao. My guess was some hard core duct tape. :rotflmao:

Brilliant costume! :D
 
AmbaLove said:
Wow! What a trasformation! And now we know what we would have if Sheryl got a sex change....
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If I had a sex change, I would most definitely not be a cholo from Los Angeles. LOL!! I'd be a stripper from Los Angeles.. jk

Blancita said:
OMG, that CANNOT be you! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are good at this. I wish I could have you help me dress up for Halloween. I'm so uncreative I never dress up.
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Haha Thanks, Claudia. Actually, my baby sister (the crazy youngin) has been in a few drag king contests and has won. I've watched how she applies her makeup, so pretty much I have her to thank. I was a chola (female version) 2 years ago for Halloween... a VERY big Chola. LOL I wish I had my scanner working, but oh well. Also, if you elongate your mouth a bit it gives a little square-ish feature when taking pix. (Learned that from her also.) It's funny because in drag, you would never think me and my baby sister are actually cute. HA! This is Stacy.... the baby baby of the clan. Needless to say, she pulls more Chinese than most of us. haha She's cute as hell!
hickgurltx said:
Freakin' Awesome Sheryl!

You da Man!....errrrrr... You da Woman!
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When living in Cali, cholos were everywhere. Hell, our neighbors were cholos. haha Problem with me.. I look like an Asian cholo. LOL! I sent that pic to my dad and he was like, "Wtf? Did Sean turn you into a dyke???" LMAO!!!
bikinibound said:
4 sports bras, eh? I wondered how you managed to smash down those massive mammeries...lmao. My guess was some hard core duct tape. :rotflmao:
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Nah no duct tape. I tried that once and damn near tore my nipple off while removing that crap! I learned my lesson.
Steve said:
Ha! You are a mean looking dude, Sheryl.
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I told you I should have been born a dude, man. HA! Nah, it seems a lot of people in the challenge wanted to go for something "cute," "sexy," etc. Ummm nah.... I'm already that. ;) jk I wanted something different. Hence Vato Va Gina. Also.... I'm always fucking around with you guys about being "gangsta." Now that's gangsta!

-Sheryl
 
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Damn... it didn't show. Let's try this again. This is my baby sister, Stacy... the youngest of 4 girls. I can proudly say that all of my sisters are hot shits.

-Sheryl
 
Super GREAT name! :rotflmao:

My gosh....Just mouth dropping beautiful!

So you are all hotties?

Man, I bet yer dad had a hard time with y'all growing up!!
Did he keep a bat/stick around to beat off all the guys? :D
 
bikinibound said:
So will Stacy be participating in TLD while she's visiting you? :jump::jump:
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Ummm... errrr... Stacy lives LD (notice no T in there..LMAO). My potential lawyer aka inmate/ prisoner counselor, Randi, is coming to NY. Randi's very fair... also very Asian looking. Also... hot shit. haha She's a riot when she gets drunk though. She's the only person that will scream, "Don't fuck with me.. I'm an educated black woman." (She did this one New Years and I pissed myself in the lawn, because she really thought she was black. LMAO!!)

hickgurltx said:
So you are all hotties?

Man, I bet yer dad had a hard time with y'all growing up!!
Did he keep a bat/stick around to beat off all the guys? :D
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My sisters are gorgeous. Luckily for dad, we all know how to fight, so if guys acted up, we'd end up kicking their asses. LOL! Dad would sit outside and just watch us... just in case. LOL

Steve said:
Your sis is HOT!
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Yah.... that's what all the girls she dates think also. LMAO! That's the one that suffers from "Youngin Steve Walking Hardon Complex." ;)

-Sheryl
 
Steve said:
Badass or not....

My likey.
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You know, if she wasn't into her whole lesbian phase right now, she'd dig you. Then again, you'd have to meet me.. and then I'd probably end up having to kick your ass for being a whole year older than she is. ;)

Some good genes in your fam, huh.
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Yah... mom's pretty much "white" Filipino... and well, dad's all 6 of the other ethnicities. Then again, you've been to Hawaii. You've seen how mixed people are.

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
You know, if she wasn't into her whole lesbian phase right now, she'd dig you. Then again, you'd have to meet me.. and then I'd probably end up having to kick your ass for being a whole year older than she is. ;)
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Oh puleeese.

You know damn well you'd have no reason to kick my ass.

Besides being married, lol.
 
Steve said:
Oh puleeese.

You know damn well you'd have no reason to kick my ass.

Besides being married, lol.
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Well ummm yah... that's a given. But then again, I'd probably kick your ass and be like, "WTF, Steve! What about me? I have needs too!!!" Then I'd look out the window, notice your banana yellow car, and then say, "Oh.. nevermind. Stacy.. Steve's here!" LMAO!!!

OMG this just reminded me of a story betw/ 2 sisters (they were cunts) that me and Stacy knew. The sisters were messing around with the same guy and didn't even know it, until one day we were hanging out infront of a 7-11 at like 3am (with a few friends) and we see one of the sister's messing around with the guy. The following day we go out and Stacy's over there saying, "So... how does it feel knowing you and your sister blow the same guy?" (She's just as tacky as me... HA! Good times!) Oh how I miss that little bitch.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Well ummm yah... that's a given. But then again, I'd probably kick your ass and be like, "WTF, Steve! What about me? I have needs too!!!" Then I'd look out the window, notice your banana yellow car, and then say, "Oh.. nevermind. Stacy.. Steve's here!" LMAO!!!
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Hahahahaha!

OMG this just reminded me of a story betw/ 2 sisters (they were cunts) that me and Stacy knew. The sisters were messing around with the same guy and didn't even know it, until one day we were hanging out infront of a 7-11 at like 3am (with a few friends) and we see one of the sister's messing around with the guy. The following day we go out and Stacy's over there saying, "So... how does it feel knowing you and your sister blow the same guy?" (She's just as tacky as me... HA! Good times!) Oh how I miss that little bitch.[/COLOR]
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Wow.

One of my best friends was engaged to be married to this beautiful woman who I've known all my life. They seemed perfect together. We were all supposed to fly over to Europe for their wedding, and just over 2 months before..... she left him for his brother.

It was some crazy shit!
 
Steve said:
One of my best friends was engaged to be married to this beautiful woman who I've known all my life. They seemed perfect together. We were all supposed to fly over to Europe for their wedding, and just over 2 months before..... she left him for his brother.
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I don't care how beautiful a person is. You just never fuck with family. I swear, if I was the sister of those brothers, I would kick her ass all over town.
 
Blancita said:
Wow, sis is gorgeous. Is she the one that's visiting, or that's Randi? I'm getting confused now.
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The sister above is Stacy (25) aka My little Lesbian Sister that Steve (26, but acts like he's 13...However, intelligence of a 70 yr old) has a thing for. LMAO! The one coming to NY is Randi (27 as of tomorrow). My oldest sister is Helen (31) who has two beautiful kids, Alexis (13) and Andrew (9). :D
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


I don't care how beautiful a person is. You just never fuck with family. I swear, if I was the sister of those brothers, I would kick her ass all over town.
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I completely agree.

I wrote her off as a friend immediately..... she really hurt Jason, her supposed fiancé.
 
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